Feeling Full on the Go! — Utimi Inflatable Prostate Massager Review

Design

A standard looking prostate massager with a twist

This prostate massager looks and feels like most you would find on the market. There is a little texture where the toy would meet the perineum but the rest is smooth. The controls on the toy are easily found due to the contrast of the red on black. They light up as well for those lights off sessions. There's a small ridge on either side of the flare which I can only guess is to protect the emergency deflate button located on the side of the flared base.

The ridges to protect the emergency deflate button works for the most part, but I did have the toy deflate when shifting my position while seated. Sitting straight up is fine, but if you sometimes sit on one cheek you may hit the button too.

The remote isn't something to right home about. It's fairly standard with a slide off back for easy battery changes. The remote has only 2 buttons, one for vibration and one for inflation. The toy has 3 buttons on the base and the emergency release giving it a total of 4 press-able bumps!

Quality

Solid build with a slight concern

The toy and remote both feel of good quality. I wouldn't say it's a luxury piece, but it's not going to break on the first use! Or the second...or third...I made sure.

One concern I do have is the silicone at the tip. When I first un-boxed this prostate massager I had to see how it inflates and how sturdy it is. When first utilizing the inflate option the silicone stuck in multiple places causing uneven inflation. Extra strain on parts that were inflating caused the silicone to discolor for a moment (into a ashy white) until I manually pushed the air into the stuck areas.

After that the toy inflates and deflates without a hitch, and for my case the discoloration faded as well. So just be aware of that before your first use and for any use after a long storage!

Experience

My first inflatable anal toy and definitely not the last!

I'm not too sensitive to vibration so I had low expectations...but I was pleasantly surprised! After fixing the sticky silicone and taking the photos for this review I took this bad boy same day to the testing chambers (My room) and conducted a thorough investigation (Lubed it up and stuck it in). This part was fairly standard. It lubed up well, — Lube yourself and the toy! — insertion was easy and smooth, and I had no complaints.

I tried the vibration and scrolled through the 10 standard patterns and the vibration isn't stronger than usual nor weaker. I would say it's fairly standard strength for a toy of this price and quality.

Then I decided to try the inflation button. I pressed the button and waited for it to fill up. Inflating fully can take about a minute or less depending on the available airflow, but oh boy, when it fills up fully I felt it! It wasn't an uncomfortable feeling for me, although I only start to feel it towards the end of the fill.

It gives me a nice full feeling with the added benefit of securing it in you kind of like a knotted toy without the challenge of getting it in. The vibration while inflated is way stronger though! That was a big surprise for me! Again, for one who doesn't get much from vibrations, this is like a breakthrough! It puts pressure right where I need it for it to feel real good! So, if you are insensitive to vibrations and feel left out, give this a try!

Oh, and if you are someone who like to wear a plug for long periods of time i.e. in public or at work (Don't worry, I won't tell) I got about 4 hours in before I felt discomfort. I reset, re-lubed, and repeated every 4 hours or so for about 12 hours. It is doable but keep in mind if you are sitting a lot and shift in your seat there is a possibility that you hit the emergency air release or the vibration button, both of which will make anyone near by wonder what the sound was!

Performance

Pleasure at the cost of occasional sound

The toy works great and delivers on its promises. 10 vibration patterns, inflatable tip which has a safety stop, and all of it controllable through the remote or the buttons on the toy.

The vibration is not too loud. I would say a 3/5, so under a blanket or while in use, you can get away with some of the lower intensity vibration patterns. The inflation is the loud bit. You basically have a makeshift mini air compressor between your legs and it has the sound to match.

So, yes, when you fill it up you will have the sound of a mini air compressor emanate from your pants which is a little harder to pass off as your phone than a vibrator, but I'm sure you public toy wearers are creative in misdirection!

The operation of the toy is convenient. The toy itself has the power button which is a press and hold for on and off. A single press will activate the vibration and allow you to cycle through the vibration patterns. There is also the inflate and deflate buttons which are signified by a thermometer-looking button and one that looks the same without the bulb.

Then there is the side emergency deflate button incase your batteries die, you lose a remote, or any other type of mishap where you need the toy out ASAP. I have not had to use this feature in an emergency, but it does make removal a breeze!

The buttons on the remote are for vibration and for inflation. The inflation button is a press and hold to inflate and double press for a full deflate. The vibration button cycles through patterns and a press and hold turns off the vibration.

Materials and care

Not waterproof, but still easy to clean

The material on the toy is a soft silicone and the remote has a soft matte coating on it which mimics the same feeling as the toy, which is a nice touch. Don't get the remote messy because it is not waterproof. As for the toy, It also is not water proof due to the intake and outtake for the air.

When in use, don't over due it on the lube so as to prevent the intake from sucking in some of it. Cleaning on the other hand is as simple as plugging the holes with your fingers to rinse it after using soap or toy cleaner. The only other thing is the charging port.

Don't make the same mistake I did and mistake the 'IN' hole as a charging port! There is a spot labeled 'DC' for the charger. This is why I personally prefer magnetic chargers because I don't like stabbing a toy to charge it. It makes me feel as if waterproofing can be compromised through it, even though it never has caused an issue for me it's a peace of mind/quality of life change I'd like to see on this toy.

Packaging

A step up from simple, a step down from luxury

The packaging the toy was shipped in was a plain amazon box. There was no indication that there was a toy in the box. The box did include the mandatory lithium battery warning but other than that it was the amazon shipping sticker.

Inside that box was yet another black box that was heat-wrapped, which is what contains this little toy. The box isn't a flimsy one, has some texture to the outside and on the inside it has some graphics and text on a purple background. Inside there is a user manual and a toy bag that mimics the look of carbon fiber which is a nice look.

Inside the storage bag is everything else. The toy, the remote, and the charging cable are all within the bag. All in all, the packaging is a solid middle of the road that won't put someone off a purchase if found in a brick and mortar but may be glossed over.

Price

$39.99 is really not too bad

At $39.99 this toy is worth it in my eyes, although there is usually a sale going, and if there isn't there will likely be one soon. On sale on the Utimi website it goes for $34.99 at the time of writing. Although you can find this product sold by the same company on Amazon for a $32.99 list price and a $28.99 sale price at the time of writing. So even though I would buy it at $39.99 I would still look for a deal.

There is a good chance you wont need to pay for a replacement if the toy so happens to die on you because Utimi offers a initial 1-year warranty for any purchase against all manufacturing defects. If you verify the product, you can activate a 2-year warranty with the same coverage. You can find the QR code to the site in the first page of the user manual if you are interested.