Fleshlight Mia Malkova – LVL Up or Just Logged In? 😉

Jul 05, 2025
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Overall Rating

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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

Let’s be real – when a pornstar like Mia Malkova gets a Fleshlight, we have to try it. There’s just something about the combo of iconic lips, cult status, and that wild “tentacle-core” texture that pulls you in 🐙✨ And LVL Up delivers exactly that: a wild ride, especially if you're into intense, non-stop stimulation from the first stroke. We loved the look, appreciated the realism of the molding, and even enjoyed the ride – up to a point. It’s not a sleeve for edging, slow build-ups, or gentle sessions. It’s more of a “hold on and try not to finish in 3 minutes” kind of toy, and honestly? That’s sometimes exactly what you want. So, is Mia’s Fleshlight a legendary level-up or just another name on the shelf? We’ll say this: she earned her spot, but maybe not on every session. Curious how the tentacle texture actually feels and if this thing can live up to the hype? Read on for the full deep dive – with all the messy, lubed-up details 👀💦

Pros

Super intense texture – starts strong at chamber 1
Beautifully modeled entrance – realistic, detailed
Easy to clean – no tricky nooks, dries quickly
Great for quick, explosive sessions

Cons

Almost no suction 🥲
Not edging-friendly
On the louder side
Too much for sensitive users

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KarlandLeni

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Hey! We’re Karl & Leni — just a normal couple who’s been exploring toys, pleasure, and all the fun (and sometimes awkward) moments that come with it. 😅 We’re not professionals, just two curious people who love trying new things, talking about what worked (and what didn’t), and connecting with others who are figuring it all out too. We don’t do perfect lighting or polished reviews — just honest thoughts, real moments, and a bit of playful mess. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes hilarious — but it’s always us, exactly as we are. If you’re into unfiltered stories, normal couple chaos, and a little peek behind the curtain, check out our page or drop us a message. Always happy to chat! ☺️ 🔗 toychats.com/@karlandleni

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  • KarlandLeni author
    Jul 06, 2025
    Thank you so much! Means a lot to hear that. ☺️ We really just share what we’d wish we had known before buying! 😅
    smuttexts
    Jul 05, 2025
    Amazing review! You guys really hit it out of the ballpark with the level of detail you provide.
  • smuttexts
    Jul 05, 2025
    Amazing review! You guys really hit it out of the ballpark with the level of detail you provide.

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