Design

Tentacle Tease & Signature Sass

About the Star – Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova is one of those performers we both know very well. Not in a “we follow her every post” kind of way – but she’s been around in our porn brains for years. We’ve watched a lot of her scenes, from early days to high-gloss Vixen-level stuff. You can’t really not know Mia if you’ve spent any time in the world of adult entertainment. She’s been in the industry since 2012 and quickly became one of its most recognizable faces – and bodies. Her curves are iconic, yes, but what we both love is her energy. She’s always giving 100%, and there’s this real enthusiasm in her scenes that makes everything feel more alive. Plus, she brings this slightly goofy, humorous vibe that makes her instantly likable. She’s not trying to be hyper-polished or perfect – she’s just fun to watch.

Off-camera, she’s also built a solid following through social media and streaming, sharing parts of her personality that go way beyond porn. That openness, plus her longevity in the industry, makes her feel like a real fixture – someone you kind of grow up watching (and yes, that sounds weird, but you know what we mean 😅). We’re not super fans, but we respect the hell out of her. And testing her Fleshlight was less about curiosity and more about finally giving one of the biggest names in the game her moment on our shelf. Let’s see if the toy lives up to the legacy.

The Look – Asymmetry, Details & a Heartfelt Signature

Let’s start with the opening: Mia’s Fleshlight feels incredibly personal. The outer lips are asymmetrical (like real vulvas, imagine that! 😱), and the texture captures so many natural folds and details. Her inner labia are prominent, especially the right one which is fuller and more curved – giving it a lifelike, slightly imperfect beauty that we both really liked.

Also spotted: a little clit ridge up top, and down on the right, her signature engraved – literally! It even comes with a tiny heart. 💕

Now, one thing we both noticed: unlike some other Fleshlights, the front isn’t bulky or overly rounded. The outer lips sit more embedded into the sleeve – it’s flatter, with fewer bulging contours. We couldn’t tell if that’s due to her anatomy or a Fleshlight design choice, but it’s worth noting.

The Internal Structure – Or: This Ain’t a Beginner Sleeve

This sleeve is not playing around. While we’re still debating if it’s technically four or five chambers (Fleshlight loves to blur those lines), here’s how we’d break it down:

• Chamber 1 – Tentacle Party 🐙
  Right out the gate, you’re in a long spiral channel with raised ridges that feel like soft tentacles winding around you. It’s the kind of structure that feels alive – a deep, twisting massage as you go in. It’s also by far the longest chamber and definitely the highlight in terms of uniqueness.

• Chamber 2 – The Nubby Gate
  After the spirals, you hit a central nubby area with one larger bulb in the middle. Feels great on the way in, but then—bam—comes a tight contraction. This is one of the sleeve’s most intense grip zones. If you like a squeeze mid-stroke? Oh boy.

• Chamber 3 – Double Ring Rumble
  Two rings packed with short little spikes. They’re not painful (don’t worry 😅), but you feel them dance around you, especially when pulling out. Each ring ends with its own slight narrowing, which means even more structure pressing in.

• Chamber 4 – Staggered Blocks with Grip
  At the end: offset block patterns that form mini hills and valleys. It’s not the most noticeable area if you don’t go deep, but for longer users or strong thrusts, they deliver a kind of aftershock ripple stimulation that rounds out the whole ride.

Oh, and yes – we love that this sleeve mixes textures so intelligently. It’s not just about maximum tightness or chaos; it’s a curated progression from tease to squeeze to stimulation layers. 🔥

Quality

If you’ve had a Fleshlight before, you already know: quality control is kind of their thing. And Mia’s LVL Up sleeve is no exception.

The entry is flawlessly molded, the lips detailed and soft, and the sleeve itself came without a single flaw – no rips, weird edges, discoloration, or surprise dents. Just smooth, squishy goodness all around. Even the case? Solid and sturdy, exactly what we expect from their classic design.

Now, we did hope for a bit more suction. Yes, the internal structure is partially to blame (tentacles and tightness don’t always create an airlock), but the case doesn’t do it many favors either. There’s a tiny drop in that “vacuum-seal” intensity that some Fleshlight fans chase.
👉 Not a dealbreaker, at least for us – suction just isn’t our main kink.

Bottom line: high-end build, zero defects, and the kind of durability we’ve come to trust from Fleshlight. Nothing groundbreaking here – but that’s kind of the point. They nail the basics, and we’re into it.

Experience

Tentacle Rematch with Mia 😅

I wanted to go into the LVL Up sleeve with an open mind. Really, I did. But two things made that hard.
First: Mia Malkova. She’s a staple in our couple-watch rotation, and we’ve both got a soft spot for her mix of goofy charm and total scene energy. So, yes, she had an automatic fan bonus.

Second: I already owned the Quickshot version of this sleeve – which mimics the same internal texture – and let’s just say… it did not leave me wanting more. More like: PTSD in my toy drawer. 😂

Still, I was hopeful. This is the full-size Fleshlight version. Maybe this would be the redemption arc the structure deserves?

Let’s talk entrance:

The lips are fairly subtle and sit quite close together, but not too close. It strikes that sweet spot between “visually appealing” and “functionally helpful.” The inner labia are soft and slightly protruding, which gives your penis just enough guidance – almost like she’s welcoming you in with a little nudge. There’s a bit of resistance at the start, but not in a frustrating way. It’s more of a “you’re definitely entering something” moment, which is honestly a turn-on. Some sleeves feel like you’re negotiating with a rubber donut – not this one. 😅

Now to the heart of it – the structure.

LVL Up has four chambers, though for me it’s more like 2.5. I don’t quite reach the final depths, but what I do reach? Damn, it delivers.

• Chamber 1 is surprisingly long and filled with what Fleshlight calls a “tentacle-like” texture. I couldn’t feel the tiny details of each tentacle (maybe I’m just not that sensitive?), but I did feel a consistent swirl and directional stimulation. It’s like being wrapped in a rotating hug. Not sharp, not pokey – just this swirling, steady grip that feels... kind of amazing.

• Chamber 2 should, in theory, be more intense – there are these soft bulbous nodes that wrap around the canal. I think there are 3 or 4 of them? But honestly, they were too soft for me. I felt more like I was slipping past something plush than getting that “grip and release” I was hoping for. A bit of a missed opportunity there.

• Chamber 3 ramps things back up. This is where I hit some tighter textures – little spike-ringed zones with a narrow squeeze. I think I was just barely grazing this one at full depth, but when I flipped the sleeve and used it reversed (a fun trick if you're curious), it definitely showed more of its teeth. Not as aggressive as some other Fleshlights, but still stimulating enough to make me pause. That little spike action made a difference. But I still hate using Fleshlights that way. 🫣

Unfortunately, Chamber 4 remains a mystery – I just can’t get that deep. Not for lack of trying, but hey, not everyone’s built like a Fleshlight model 😂

A Lube-Loving Tentacle Ride 🐙

Let’s roll into some bite-sized truths you might care about (and if not, well… too late, you’re already reading 😏).

Lube Situation: Hungry Hungry Sleeve 🫠

LVL Up is not here to play around. This sleeve is hungry for lube – and I mean really hungry. The texture is so detailed and stimulating that you need good glide right from the start. Even though there aren’t deep pockets that trap lube, the intense friction makes it dry out faster.

👉 More lube = better experience, especially at the beginning.

Too little and you’ll feel overstimulated fast – like, “pause or explode” kind of fast. Longer sessions? Definitely plan to reapply. It’s wild how fast it dries out compared to other sleeves.

Suction: Practically a Rumor

If you’re a suction junkie – this ain’t your sleeve. Even with the cap fully sealed, the suction here is super minimal. You’ll barely notice a difference twisting the end. I tested it with multiple cases too, and… nada.

The design just doesn’t create that airtight pull. You won’t get that satisfying vacuum lock some other sleeves offer. For me? Not a dealbreaker – but definitely something to know.

Edging: Not the Best Sparring Partner

You know by now, I love my edging. It’s like a meditation session with a prize at the end. Usually, I plan 20-30 minutes.

LVL Up? More like 5 minutes and panic 😅.

It’s just too intense to draw things out comfortably. From second one, the most stimulating textures are already hitting you. No warm-up, no build-up – just go. That makes it tricky for edging since there's not much control or progression.

Noise: Mid-Range Moaner That Likes to Be Heard

LVL Up definitely doesn’t try to stay quiet during sessions. It’s not the type of Fleshlight that screams for attention (we’ve met those too 😅), but it’s firmly in the "noticeable" category. The dense, textured inner canal – especially with all those little ridges and swirls – creates a wet, squelchy soundtrack that’s... well, not subtle.

Think of it as mac ‘n cheese stirring ASMR, but with a bit more bass and a lot more rhythm. If you live alone or have a fan running, it’s totally fine. But if you’re trying to be stealthy during a late-night edge session and your walls are super thin? Maybe pop on a cover track or two. 🎶

It’s not annoying, just present – and kind of hot if you're into hearing your toys do their thing.

Realism: A Little Alien, A Lot of Fun

Let’s be clear: LVL Up is not going for strict anatomical realism. And honestly? We’re cool with that.

Yes, the entrance modeled after Mia looks and feels beautifully natural – but the internal experience is something else entirely. The textures inside don’t try to mimic a vaginal canal in the traditional sense. Instead, what you get is something that feels more like a sci-fi adventure with a really high pleasure-to-pixel ratio.

We’re talking swirly tentacle-like sensations, floating orbs, spike rings… it’s less “authentic anatomy” and more “space station pleasure port.” But don’t get us wrong – it’s super immersive. You’re in constant contact with something, the grip feels real, and there’s a kind of engineered intensity that’s hard to put into words.

So if you’re looking for that hyper-real feel, this might not scratch that itch. But if you’re down for fantasy realism and a whole lot of stimulation, this sleeve knows exactly what it’s doing.

Break-In Period: Worth the Wait

This sleeve actually improves over time. Out of the box, it felt a bit too stiff and aggressive, but after a few sessions, it softened up nicely. The inner ridges felt less harsh, the grip more manageable.

LVL Up clearly has a break-in curve, and honestly? I’m not even sure it’s fully broken in yet. But each use gets better, and that’s a win in our book.

Performance

LVL-Up? More like Level-FAST. This sleeve isn’t here for your 30-minute edging journey through fantasyland – it’s built for fast, furious, and intense sessions.

From the very first thrust, the structure starts firing on all cylinders. The tight spirals, tentacle twists, and nubby pressure zones along the shaft and head don’t mess around. For me, that means quick arousal and even quicker orgasms – and not in a “yay, efficient!” kind of way. More like “oops, guess I’m done already 🥲.”

The orgasms it gives? Explosive. But they hit fast and leave me feeling a bit… unsatisfied afterward. There’s not much build-up or tease, and once you finish, it’s game over. No Round 2. No post-orgasm gliding. Just too much stimulation to keep going. It’s the kind of sleeve that says, “Thanks for playing,” whether you’re ready or not.

Great for a quickie? Absolutely.

Your new edging BFF? Nope – she’s way too intense for that.

Materials and care

LVL Up is made from the usual Fleshlight duo of tough-as-nails ABS plastic for the pearly white case, and their infamous SuperSkin for the sleeve itself. The case? Bombproof. We’ve dropped ours more than once (don’t ask) and it’s never flinched. The real star, though, is that SuperSkin — Fleshlight’s in-house TPE blend that somehow feels soft, realistic, and not like it’s going to turn into a science experiment overnight 😅

Now, TPE usually has a rep for being bacteria-prone. But honestly? Fleshlight has this figured out. With regular cleaning, we’ve never had an issue. Post-play, just run the sleeve under hand-warm water — from both ends, please — and give it the occasional gentle scrub with mild soap or toycleaner. We do that every few uses, and it’s all good.

Drying? Leave it open on the nightstand (romantic 😉), or if you’re like me, stick it in the Fleshlight Air because… yes, that’s a thing. Bonus tip: keep the labia slightly open with part of the transport rod or something similar, and it dries faster and more evenly.

The best part? This sleeve is low-maintenance. The texture doesn’t trap much lube or cum, and you’re not dealing with annoying little pockets or crevices. It’s a clean, classy experience, from entry to exit.

Packaging

It’s Fleshlight doing Fleshlight things. If you’ve unboxed even one of these before, you already know the vibe: Mia on the outside, sleeve + case on the inside, with the usual flair of pictograms, promo splashes, and that unmistakable "You're about to have a good time" energy.

Inside the box?

• The toy itself (with transport rod – don’t forget to remove that bad boy before play 😉)

• A small lube packet to get things started

• A VIP card you’ll probably never use

• And the classic promo booklet filled with other stars who might end up on your shelf next.

Nothing revolutionary, but clean, simple, and exactly what you expect.

Price

Mia’s LVL Up Fleshlight falls into the typical range you’ll see for most Signature sleeves — around €50–70 / $55–75 depending on where you shop. That said, sales pop up constantly, especially on the official Fleshlight site, and they love a good bundle bonus too (like “buy two, get a third half off” kinda deals).

If this sleeve clicks with you (pun intended), it’s absolutely worth the price — especially considering the durability and quality Fleshlight is known for. Just don’t pay full price unless you’re feeling impatient or really, really horny. We won’t judge.

Is it Worth It?

Let’s be honest: not every Fleshlight hits the same – and Mia Malkova’s LVL Up definitely plays in a more specialized league. If you’re into hard stimulation, fast finishes, and toys that don’t waste time with sweet talk… this sleeve could totally be your thing. It’s built for that maximum shaft-and-tip intensity that some absolutely crave – and it does that better than most.

We’d say yes, it’s worth it, if:

• you love unique and bold textures that grab your attention (and other parts 😅)

• quick, intense sessions are your go-to

• you’re a collector, a Mia fan, or both

• you don’t rely on suction or need long warm-ups to enjoy a session

But on the other hand, if you’re more into edging, prefer sleeves that let you control the rhythm and intensity, or you need something a little more forgiving, then LVL Up might not be your best pick. Especially for those who like suction-heavy sleeves or deep realism, this one can feel like too much, too soon – and might leave you wanting a bit more range or subtlety.

For us, it’s a solid part of the collection, but not the one we reach for every time. A wildcard sleeve – great when the mood is right, but not our daily driver.