Back when it launched, the Pulse III Duo really felt like something different. We have the very first version — and while newer generations have made a few internal tweaks, the overall design has stayed the same.

And honestly? It still holds up - kind of. The toy is made of dark navy blue silicone that feels luxurious to the touch — smooth, slightly matte, and soft enough to be comfortable, though not squishy. It doesn’t look or function like a stroker. Instead, it’s open on top and built to cradle the penis, not enclose it. Think of it like a futuristic clamshell. A chunky, oddly elegant clamshell that vibrates in all the right places.

The base is rounded and wide, with flexible “wings” that curve upward on either side to hold everything in place. Inside, you’ll find a textured inner surface and the signature PulsePlate, which delivers focused oscillations straight to the underside of the shaft. That’s where the magic happens.

Controls are built into the sides — two buttons with a subtle but satisfying click, along with an embossed logo and branding. It offers 9 speed settings and 5 vibration modes, which can be used independently or together. The device charges via a magnetic USB cable on the back — classic dual-contact pads — and comes with a small remote control. The remote is a single round ABS plastic disc with one center button, used to activate and cycle through three additional vibration settings on the bottom motor.

While the toy is fully waterproof, Hot Octopuss doesn’t specify an exact rating — though in our experience, it behaves like IPX7: safe for the shower, fine for cleaning, but maybe don’t take it diving.

At about 11.7 cm (4.6”) in total length and 3.5 cm (1.38”) in diameter, it’s compact but sturdy. It’s meant to be worn hands-free — the idea is that the flared wings grip the shaft tightly enough to stay in place even without full erection. Does that work? We'll get into that in Experience... 😏

The Pulse III Duo was our very first couple’s toy. Back then, the idea of something that could pleasure both partners simultaneously sounded like the ultimate power move: deep vibrations for him via the PulsePlate, and clitoral stimulation for her via the second motor. In theory? Chef’s kiss. In reality? Well… let’s just say we’ve got notes. 😅

Let’s start with solo use, because that’s where this toy shines. The PulsePlate is seriously good — it doesn’t buzz, it pulses. And not just on the surface. These vibes go deep. Like, feel-it-in-your-stomach kind of deep. Using the toy while lying on your back with it resting on the underside of the shaft feels amazing. Whether fully erect or not (yep, works when soft too!), the toy is responsive and gets things moving in the right direction very quickly.

You can use it statically — just place and relax — or actively stroke with it. Either works, though the latter definitely benefits from plenty of lube. It’s versatile that way, and great for edging or slow solo sessions where you want to zone out and just enjoy.

But here’s where it falls apart: hands-free use. The toy is marketed as being wearable thanks to the side wings, but honestly? They don’t hold much. Once things get slick (as they should!), the toy just slides around unless you’re holding it in place. Other brands use straps or tension-based designs — this first-gen Duo? Doesn’t.

As a couples toy, unfortunately, it didn’t deliver for us. It’s bulky and awkward between bodies. No matter how we positioned it, it either slipped, pressed in the wrong spot, or just felt like an intrusive guest at a private dinner. The clitoral motor for her? Too weak and not particularly targeted — nice idea, but not enough oomph to keep her coming back.

And then there’s the battery. Officially, it charges in 3 hours for about 60 minutes of use. In our experience, it’s closer to 30 minutes now — and that’s being generous. The magnetic cable does hold well, but if you forget to charge in advance, there’s no quick fix. It’s a “set it and plan it” kind of toy, not a spontaneous mood match.

Oh — and volume. Some reviews say it’s quiet. We respectfully disagree. While not jackhammer-loud, it’s definitely audible in a quiet room. Under a blanket? Still there. Not stealthy, but not unbearable either.

So overall? The Pulse III Duo is a strong solo toy with fantastic stimulation, but it’s just not made for two — at least not in any sexy, fluid way. For him? Worth trying. For her? Probably skip. For both? Only if you enjoy adjusting toys more than each other. 😉

Let’s be real — the quality of the Pulse III Duo is, for the most part, really solid. The silicone feels luxe, smooth, and surprisingly resistant to dust (a rare win in the world of male toys). It’s got that slightly soft-touch finish that says “premium,” even if some of the design choices feel a little... 2015.

The buttons are clearly raised and easy to find in the dark, but you do have to press them like you mean it. Seriously, we’ve had moments mid-session where we’re mashing the thing like it’s a broken elevator button. Not ideal when you’re trying to stay in the mood. A lighter touch would’ve been welcome.

The remote control, on the other hand, is where things get a bit meh. It’s a thin disc of ABS plastic with a rubberized button that feels — and I say this with love — kinda cheap. We’ve legit worried we’d press too hard one day and just puncture through it like a cookie. Thankfully, it’s still intact... but just barely. 😅

Then there’s the PulsePlate. At first? Strong, punchy, deep. But we quickly realized that if you apply any firm pressure against it — like, say, your actual penis — it can start to choke. The pulses stop translating properly and seem to vibrate more into the toy itself than into your body. It’s like the toy’s trying to say, “Hey, I’m doing my best, but back off, okay?” 😶

Also worth noting: the battery has aged like milk. It still works, but don’t expect marathon sessions anymore. From a decent runtime in the early days, we’re now down to maybe 30 minutes before it throws in the towel.

That said, the overall build is clean. No sharp edges, no weird seams, no signs of damage even after years of use. It’s clearly built to last — at least in terms of physical durability. The performance side just isn’t quite as evergreen.

Back when we bought it, the Pulse III Duo was around €90 (~$95 USD). These days, you’ll typically find it between €100–€120 (~$105–$130 USD) — which, frankly, feels steep for what it delivers.

For that kind of money, we’d honestly recommend looking elsewhere. It’s not the most versatile couple’s toy, and as a solo PulsePlate masturbator, it’s been overshadowed by newer (and often more reliable) options. If you’re curious about the tech, wait for a sale. Otherwise? There are better ways to spend a hundred bucks on pleasure.

Here’s where we’ve got to split the verdict — because performance really depends on who’s using it and how.

Let’s start with Karl’s experience. At first, it was honestly kind of a game-changer. The PulsePlate delivers these deep, thumping vibrations that don’t just buzz at the tip — they travel. All the way down the shaft. It’s not explosive or instant, but more of a slow-burn build-up that leads to a seriously intense, fuller orgasm.

That said… it definitely requires some focus. You can’t just toss it on and expect fireworks in five minutes. It’s more like a meditative wank — slow, intentional, and best done when you’ve got the time to lean in. Which, let’s be honest, isn’t always what we’re looking for. After a while, that made it less appealing, and eventually, it just got left behind in favor of quicker, more stimulating options.

And then came the PulsePlate issues. Over time, it just… fizzled. If there’s even a bit of pressure — like when you’re fully inside the toy — the plate starts to stall. Instead of pounding away, it just kind of hums softly to itself like it’s tired of your shit. And, of course, it started doing this right after the warranty ended. Classic. 🙃

Now for Leni’s take — and honestly? It wasn’t great. The top-side vibrations meant to stimulate her during couple’s play? Weak and buzzy, and they barely registered unless everything was lined up just right (and even then, meh). Add the toy’s bulky shape into the mix, and it became more of a barrier than a bridge between us.

Bottom line? For solo use — especially if you enjoy edging or deep, slow sensations — the Pulse III Duo can really deliver. But as a couple’s toy, it just doesn’t hit the mark. It’s too bulky, too awkward, and not strong enough on her end to be worth the trouble.

We’ll be honest — we don’t have the original box anymore. Yup, even we occasionally do a little toy drawer spring cleaning. 🫣 But from what we remember, it came in a fairly simple dark cardboard box. Nothing too fancy. The packaging felt a bit on the cheap side overall, but the branding itself gave off a more luxurious vibe, so points for presentation.

Inside the box were the essentials: the magnetic charging cable, the remote, the toy itself, and — surprise! — a really nice storage pouch. The bag actually felt premium, soft to the touch, and durable, which we appreciated. Definitely a plus point in an otherwise forgettable unboxing.

The Pulse III Duo is made from body-safe silicone and the remote from ABS plastic too. Thankfully it's phthalate-free — as it should be. The outer silicone is honestly lovely: soft, matte, and feels luxurious to the touch. After years of on-and-off use, there’s still no discoloration, warping, or damage. Big win for long-term durability.

But then there’s the remote. Yikes. The ABS plastic feels cheap, and that ultra-thin silicone layer on the button? It always had us worried we’d punch through it by accident. So far, it’s held up, but… we’re not placing bets on it lasting forever.

Cleaning the Duo is simple — thankfully, it’s waterproof (we’d say IPX7-level, even if not officially rated). Just rinse it with warm water and a gentle, unscented soap or a proper toy cleaner. Make sure to dry it thoroughly before storing it.

Pro tip: pay extra attention to the PulsePlate. That area tends to collect all the fun leftovers, and if you’re not diligent, it can get a little… crusty. A soft brush or gentle wipe works wonders here.

If you’re here for solo pleasure, enjoy slow-and-steady sensations, and don’t mind giving your toy a little TLC — the Pulse III Duo still has something to offer. But if you’re looking for a reliable couples toy or an all-in-one solution, we’d suggest looking elsewhere. For this price range, you can find toys that are either stronger, more interactive, or just… better thought out.

Still curious about this strange and squishy piece of tech? It’s a niche experience — and if that niche sounds like your thing, go for it. Otherwise? We’d hold off for something a little more versatile.