I Designed This Dick! Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Celia Review
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
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Pros
- Body-safe silicone
- Combination of realistic & fantasy elements
- Designed by me!
- Handmade in the US
- Easy to clean
Cons
- Soft silicone feels sticky - dust, lint & hair stick to it easily
- Not for beginners!

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