I Designed This Dick! Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Celia Review
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
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My verdict
Pros
- Body-safe silicone
- Combination of realistic & fantasy elements
- Designed by me!
- Handmade in the US
- Easy to clean
Cons
- Soft silicone feels sticky - dust, lint & hair stick to it easily
- Not for beginners!
About This Creator
Hey! I'm Sydney Screams, a plus size adult performer and avid toy collector. My toy collection includes unique pieces from indie toy companies as well as toys from big name brands you see in your local shops. When it comes to pleasure & stimulation, I am Size-Royalty, I prefer pinpoint stim over broad stim, rumbly over buzzy, textured dildos over smooth, vaginal only, and gentle suction/air-pulse.
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