I Designed This Dick! Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Celia Review

Sep 04, 2025
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My verdict

I can't believe that I had the coolest opportunity to design a dildo! A big thanks to Paladin Pleasure Sculptors and Nix of MonsterSmash for bringing my fantasy to reality. This dildo has so much unique and interesting texture, and it is not for beginners! The tentacles wrapping around the shaft have a lot texture to them and can be overstimulating for some. There's a slight curve of the shaft that gives excellent g-spot or p-spot stimulation, and the tentacle wrapping around mid-shaft really gives a nice full feeling. The toy is available in 3 sizes (small, medium, and large) so you can get a size that works best for you!

Pros

Body-safe silicone
Combination of realistic & fantasy elements
Designed by me!
Handmade in the US
Easy to clean

Cons

Soft silicone feels sticky - dust, lint & hair stick to it easily
Not for beginners!

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Sydney Screams

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Hey! I'm Sydney Screams, a plus size adult performer and avid toy collector. My toy collection includes unique pieces from indie toy companies as well as toys from big name brands you see in your local shops. When it comes to pleasure & stimulation, I am Size-Royalty, I prefer pinpoint stim over broad stim, rumbly over buzzy, textured dildos over smooth, vaginal only, and gentle suction/air-pulse.

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    Sep 10, 2025
    sooo freaking cool!

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