I Designed This Dick! Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Celia Review

Sep 04, 2025
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Overall Rating

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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

I can't believe that I had the coolest opportunity to design a dildo! A big thanks to Paladin Pleasure Sculptors and Nix of MonsterSmash for bringing my fantasy to reality. This dildo has so much unique and interesting texture, and it is not for beginners! The tentacles wrapping around the shaft have a lot texture to them and can be overstimulating for some. There's a slight curve of the shaft that gives excellent g-spot or p-spot stimulation, and the tentacle wrapping around mid-shaft really gives a nice full feeling. The toy is available in 3 sizes (small, medium, and large) so you can get a size that works best for you!

Pros

Body-safe silicone
Combination of realistic & fantasy elements
Designed by me!
Handmade in the US
Easy to clean

Cons

Soft silicone feels sticky - dust, lint & hair stick to it easily
Not for beginners!
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