iroha mini Ume-Anzu Review: I Got a Pocket, Got a Pocketful of Sunshine!

Mar 24, 2025
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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

This adorable almost Hershey Kiss shaped device will have you melting! Talk about a toy with an honor roll.... no need for D's, C's or long wait times by the charger, it's AAAs for days! The Ume-Anzu's small stature and inconspicuous design allows it to hide in a make-up bag, purse, or even a pocket with ease or be left out in the open without a care in the world. Iroha was oh so kind enough to include a AAA battery in the product so it can be used the moment it's opened, talk about an awesome company that cares! They even made the device waterproof, allowing that bath time vibe to be even more relaxing! It's a single setting consistent vibration with an intensity that may surprise you, and with its durable design there's no need to fear it being finnicky when you're in the middle of your groove. The estimated time of use is 5 hours on a single battery so this little buddy can go as long or as many times as you can handle! This discreet, simple to use, easy to hide, long lasting toy is definitely a great one for first time users and is a good one to just have for a quick fun time!

Pros

Inconspicuous design allows it to go unnoticed by make-up bag meddlers or privacy poaching peepers!
Runs on a rechargeable AAA battery: long lasting, easy to change, and no waiting to charge!
No actual IPX rating, but claims to be submersible! Gotta love the bath time buddies ;P
Single setting is quite strong, product feels quite durable, and it's super easy to turn on/off.

Cons

I feel there was potential to have more settings in this design, similar to the CalExotics Bullet.

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