Is Godemiche Grind Ring (Review) the Most Customizable Grinder Ever?

I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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Do you have a big sweet tooth and an even bigger sexual appetite? Like a Kitten's Cake Eater might be the perfect dessert to fit that craving! It's a delightful treat that licks your icing and bowl instead of the other way 'round and helps you melt your fat like butter lol. ;P It has 3 decently intense single vibration style settings and 7 morse code style patterns if that's your flavor! It also comes in three adorable colors: blue, pink and purple! Personally, the 3 initial settings are enough to come back for but it's still hard to wrap my head around violating a dessert in such a way. At least it helps burn calories instead of adding to them! ><"

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Satisfyer... just... without a doubt continues to satisfy. Though the initial intensities of this toy may not match that of the Mission Control. its higher ones certainly do and gives it a range that is beginner and enthusiast friendly. You'd be a fool not to let this little bugger haunt your next pants party! He's IPX7 waterproof, glows in the dark, is adorable as all hell and just wants to show you a good time. ♥

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Great device, effective usage and soft materials. It was easy to use and adaptable to your own pleasure and desire. It can be used as a personal toy or with a partner.

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Dame's Dip is designed by women, for women in order to ensure that the most intimate needs are met. The almost scoop-like design of the tip allows it to curl perfectly around or pinpoint poke the clit for external pleasure; curl inside and perfectly press against the G-Spot; or just glide in and bring penetrative pleasure. It has 5 intensity levels, the first of which is a very comfortable setting (intense but too much) while the others only grow in fervor; it's a step up for beginners that feel they're ready for a bit of oomf and a reliable go to for more experienced users. It has a use time of 1.5hrs on its highest setting, a charge time of 2hrs, and is charged by an everyday USB-C charger making it easy to charge anytime or any where you'd probably have your phone and charger with you as well lol. To operate hold the button to power on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. The Dip also features a travel lock that's activated by holding the button for 10secs or until the LED quits blinking altogether or blinks red, and it's only deactivated by plugging it into the charger. There's no official IPX rating anywhere, but all literature regarding it claims it's waterproof so it's highly likely that it's safe for bath time use. The Dip is a toy I'd go back to again and again because of its intensity, shape, and ease of use. The beginning intensity is definitely enough to get the job done and then some, and I love that the rest of the settings are all just a step up in the intensity instead of patterns I'm more than likely not going to use. I hate that it doesn't come with a pouch,

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This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

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If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

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When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.

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The French Tickler is an interesting concept, but I don't think it works well for my anatomy. I didn't feel much stimulation when I used it, and I was hoping that it would pack a bigger punch because of its large size and intense motor. I wills say that it is unique and may be a great addition to a novelty toy collectors arsenal.

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