Let's Talk About the Satisfyer Men Vibration+ 😉

When I first got the Satisfyer Men Vibration+, I seriously wondered if this was a futuristic gadget or an overpriced wine opener! 😅 But jokes aside, the design really impressed me. It's completely black with a blend of sleek ABS plastic and matte, velvety silicone. The silicone feels premium but it's a bit thin around the opening, especially at the top, making it feel delicate when you push in.

There are two subtly raised buttons on top, clearly distinguishable by their different wave patterns, and they're satisfyingly clicky. These control the vibration intensity and let you flip through the various programs easily.

The charging points on the back are magnetic, so no weird ports or covers - thank goodness!

Inside, it doesn't have a long tunnel but rather a snug 9 cm cavity that snugly surrounds just the tip and a bit more. The bottom section, where the vibrations are strongest, is really firm, with a gradual rise and two waves where the motors are located. The silicone at the top is thin, soft, and malleable, making entry easy but offering no extra stimulation. One motor at the base delivers deep, rumbly sensations, and the second motor near the tip provides a higher-pitched, buzzy vibe - perfect for varied stimulation.

Even though the specs say it needs a whopping 5 hours to charge, it felt shorter to me - thankfully! 😅 The battery life is around an hour, which is decent but nothing spectacular.

Only about 3.5 inches (9 cm) will fit in the toy. Hopefully you can see what I mean in the picture. 😅

Right out of the gate, the vibrations are pretty rumbly and satisfying. There's a ton of intensity settings and various programs to choose from, but annoyingly, you can't adjust intensity within these preset patterns. So, some patterns that sounded great became way too intense during use.

To be clear, this toy demands lube. Lots of it. Without it, you won't get very far - literally. Even well-lubricated I quickly discovered it’s a bit tight for anyone on the thicker side. I'm around 5 inches (12.5 cm) in girth and about 7 inches long, and things felt pretty snug after a few centimeters. Because the bottom section is rigid and doesn't yield, prolonged use can become uncomfortable. I found myself wishing they'd added just a tiny bit of squishier silicone down there! 😅

With lube applied generously though, the sensation is really enjoyable, especially when held still and allowed to vibrate at strategic spots. Movement doesn't add much, but finding the sweet spot and leaving it there is fantastic.

Some users online reported suction effects - sadly, my anatomy didn't experience that. But the vibrations still travel through the entire penis, giving a pleasantly full sensation.

My favorite way to enjoy it? Definitely hands-free! I also loved remote play via the app, especially with Leni controlling things from afar - definitely adds some extra thrill to "solo" play. 😉

Honestly, quality-wise, Satisfyer did well here. After some disappointing experiences with their other toys, I was skeptical, but I'm happy to report the Men Vibration+ holds its own. The build feels premium, materials are solid, and both motors have stayed reliable. Battery life is great, holding about an hour of strong, consistent vibrations after what feels like less than the stated 5 hours of charging.

The toy is sold between €30 to €80 ($30-$85). I snagged mine at €20 during a sale, and at that price, it was an absolute bargain. But would I pay the full €85? Definitely not. If you're interested, definitely wait for a discount - it's regularly on sale. At full price, I'd say it's overpriced for what it offers.

This isn't exactly a quickie toy for me, and that’s totally fine. It builds up slowly, perfect for a relaxed session or edging. The orgasms are satisfying, but they're more of a slow burn than a fast firework show. I can comfortably control how long I last, making it great if you want to take your time. If you want quick action, crank it up to full blast.

Leni’s remote teasing sessions were a highlight. It’s fun, interactive, and makes things way more interesting - when it works. Unfortunately, we did have a few frustrating moments when the connection dropped, leaving me in awkward silence, mid-vibe. 😅

The packaging is nothing special: a basic cardboard box with a clear window showing the toy inside. It's very Satisfyer-standard, no fancy velvet pouches or extras. Inside you get your vibrator, the magnetic USB charger, and a basic instruction leaflet. Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done!

The toy combines ABS plastic and body-safe silicone. The matte silicone is velvety and feels nice, though firm near the motors. Cleaning is super simple - rinse under warm water with mild soap or use a toy cleaner. Just remember, don’t boil it - electronics and hot baths don’t mix! 😉

Now let's talk about the real highlight: the Satisfyer Connect app. Honestly, this might be the best part of this toy. You can fully customize vibration patterns and intensities in "real-time," sync it to music or ambient sound, or - even better - enjoy interactive erotic stories that sync perfectly with the vibrations (trust me, it's hot!).

The Remotyca story-mode feature is something I regularly enjoy, especially since you can manually tweak the intensity during the stories for a tailored experience. Remote play works great too, complete with a chat feature so your partner can tease you from afar. The app totally elevates the toy, making it more versatile and exciting than it already is.

At the sale price I paid, absolutely! At full price? Meh, maybe not. It does what it's supposed to and does it pretty well, but the occasional connectivity issues and tight fit gave me minor trust issues. Still, it's a solid addition to your collection if you can get it for a bargain. Just keep your expectations realistic, and your trust issues minimal. 😅