Love, Lies & Suction: The Satisfyer Pro 2+ Review

May 01, 2025

KarlandLeni

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Overall Rating

Product Design

4.0

Ease of use

5.0

Sensory Quality

3.8

Ease of Cleaning

4.5

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Noise Level
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

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My verdict

We Tried the Satisfyer Pro 2+ in Every Way… Even That One 👀 We get it — you’ve heard it all before. The Pro 2+ is the clit-sucking legend. It’s been hyped, praised, gifted by the dozen, and probably has its own star on the toy walk of fame. So why another review? Because honestly… not every legend hits the same. 🥲 For Leni, it was more of a “meh” than a “mind-blown.” She’s a vibe girl at heart, and while the suction is strong, it just didn’t do the thing. The vibrations? Kind of a letdown. And yeah — Karl tried it too (because science), and spoiler: no happy ending. But here’s the twist: even with our lukewarm love story, we’d still say it’s a must-have — especially if you’re curious about air pulse toys. It’s simple, effective, quiet (mostly), and when it hits, it really hits… just not for everyone. And hey, with that price? It’s kind of the house wine of sex toys. Sometimes you’re surprised, sometimes you remember why it was €15. Curious where we tested it next? Scroll down. Let’s just say… it involves nipples, hickeys, and a little suction science. 😏

Pros: Deep, consistent air pulse stimulation; Iconic and ergonomic design; Incredibly quiet on lower settings 🤫; Surprisingly durable compared to other Satisfyer models; Swappable silicone head

Cons: Vibration motor is weak and buzzy; Magnetic charger disconnects way too easily; Long charge time (4 hours) for short use (~1 hour); Dual-motor feature sounds better on paper than in practice; Suction is Hit or Miss 🥲

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