Love, Lies & Suction: The Satisfyer Pro 2+ Reviewed by a Vibe Girl 😂

The Icon, the Myth, the Mildly Overexposed

Let’s be honest. If the Satisfyer Pro 2+ were a celebrity, it’d be the Beyoncé of suction toys. Everyone knows it. Everyone has an opinion. And yet – here we are, adding another voice to the chorus. Because after thousands of glowing reviews, we had to ask: Is it really that good? And what the heck is the “+” actually doing?

So first things first: this toy is basically the AirPulse + Vibration combo pack of your dreams (or nightmares, depending on how picky your anatomy is 😅). The Pro 2+ keeps the iconic wand-style shape we’ve seen since the OG Satisfyer days, with a curved ergonomic body, rose gold finish, and that unmistakable oval silicone nozzle at the front. We’ve got the metallic pink version (aka “rose gold,” if you’re feeling fancy), but it also comes in a sleek navy blue for the mysterious type.

At 143 mm (5.6 inches) long, 46 mm wide (1.8 in), and about 54 mm tall (2.1 in), it’s not huge, but it fills the hand well. The ABS plastic shell feels sturdy, a bit slick to the touch, but not slippery. The soft silicone nozzle, which sits over the clitoral suction port, is removable and replaceable (we love a hygienic queen) and is made of body-safe, medical-grade silicone – though, fair warning, it’s not the squishiest silicone we’ve ever felt – shoutout to our little friend Iroha Midori 😉

Here’s where it gets interesting: the “Plus” in Pro 2+ stands for the addition of vibration to the already famous suction stimulation. That’s right – this toy has not one, but two separate motors, and they’re independently controlled. This opens up a lot of possible combinations:

1. AirPulse only? Yes.
2. Vibration only? Sure.
3. AirPulse + Vibration, synced or not? Absolutely.

Neither because you accidentally turned them both off while fumbling the buttons? Also, yes.

The control interface consists of three buttons on the handle: two to cycle through the 11 AirPulse intensity levels, and one to toggle the 10 vibration patterns. It’s not rocket science, but it does require a little thumb yoga sometimes, especially if you’re already mid-session and don’t want to break the mood.

Charging is done via a magnetic USB cable, and it’s IPX7 waterproof, so you can take it in the bath.

And for those who are wondering: yes, this toy still feels like Satisfyer’s flagship. It’s just… grown up. Got a few extra tricks. A little more punch. And if toys had resumes, this one would have “millions sold globally” listed under accomplishments.

Suction? Sure. But Can It Nibble? 😏

Alright, let’s be real here. You came expecting a glowing review. Something like, “The Satisfyer Pro 2+ changed my life, made me coffee, and whispered sweet nothings in fluent French.”

Well... buckle up, because this ride has a few more detours than usual.

Let’s start simple. The toy has 11 suction levels ranging from “gentle breeze on a tulip” to “Dyson, but make it sexy.” The first few levels are soft, teasing — honestly great for warm-ups or those “extra sensitive” days. By level 11? You’re in hold-onto-something territory. It's impressively quiet the whole way through too, which we love. You won’t wake your roommates or make your cat question her life choices.

But now comes the first “wait, what?” moment: the charge time. Four full hours… for just about 60 minutes of use. Yes, it’s giving old Nokia energy. No, we’re not thrilled. We’ve had microwaves recharge faster.

And yet — we waited. And tested. Extensively.

Now I (Leni) was actually hopeful. I’d read the glowing reviews, seen the TikToks, heard the legends. But you know what? I’m just not a suction girl. Give me a deep rumbly vibe any day over tiny air pulses tickling around my clit like an unsure intern. That said, the Pro 2+ definitely works. It gets me there. But… not in a way that makes me text Karl in all caps.

Oh, right — Karl. He tested it too. For science, obviously. 😉

Off-Label Adventures

Nipple Play?

Actually not bad! The shape’s not perfect, but when angled just right, those pulses give a fun, teasing buzz. Would we use it as a dedicated nipple toy? Probably not. But if your partner’s busy elsewhere and you want a little solo action? Could be a spicy stand-in. Just don't expect a full buffet — it's more like an amuse-bouche.

Frenulum Fun?

Yes, we tried. Yes, it pulsed. Yes, it felt… weirdly good? At first, anyway. The lower levels gave Karl a new kind of tingle. But the toy doesn’t sit well down there — too wide, too wobbly. And on higher levels, it quickly became Frenulum Fryer 3000. So while it sparked curiosity, it didn’t lead to fireworks.

Testicles, Perineum?

Nope. Zero stars. The pulses just don’t land right. Vibes do better here, hands down (pun very much intended).

Anal?

We didn’t try — but if someone has, we’re dying to hear how that went. 😅

Massage Gun Substitute?

We hoped. We failed. Your neck deserves better.

The Legendary Hickey Test?

So... did we try to give ourselves a hickey with a clit sucker? Of course not. (Okay maybe we thought about it haha.) But here’s the thing — we’re grown. We’ve got jobs. And while a glowing purple bruise might be a flex in some corners, we decided to pass. If you try it, let us know how it goes. (We mean that... kinda.) 😂

Just don’t tag us in your selfies. Please.

Back to Reality

As a clit toy? It does what it promises. The suction is consistent, and it genuinely does bring people to the edge — and over. We know folks who use it daily, like a coffee substitute. (Honestly, fair.) And if suction toys work for your anatomy? You’ll probably love it.

But let’s be honest. The buzz function is a little useless. It’s there, but barely. Like, “forgotten background character” energy.

And as a combo toy? Meh. The buzz and pulse rarely align, and the result feels more like two people trying to slow dance to different songs.

Also, a quick shoutout to the magnetic charger and its frustrating tendency to detach if you so much as breathe near it. We’ve had sturdier relationships than this charging cable.

In short:

The Pro 2+ is great — if suction is your thing. It’s solid, it’s affordable, and it’s weirdly fun to experiment with.

But is it our go-to? Nah. Is it an icon for a reason? Kinda, yeah. Is it secretly good for nipples? Unexpectedly, yes. And honestly, isn’t that enough to deserve a place in your drawer?

Or at least a round of applause for trying.

(We’ll tell you about the suction cup foot massager idea another time...)

Finally, a Satisfyer That Didn't Betray Us 🫣

We’ll just say it straight: this is the only Satisfyer that hasn’t let us down. No weird charging issues, no sudden death after three uses, no “why is this buzzing like a dying fly?” moments. This one actually works. Still.

If you’ve read any of our other reviews, you know we’ve had our fair share of heartbreaks with Satisfyer products — broken buttons, battery failures, fading power... it’s been a whole saga. But the Pro 2+? Somehow this one made it through the trials. It charges without drama, holds a charge like a champ, and the suction and vibration motors still fire like day one. Miracles happen.

Build-wise, it’s solidly put together. No rattling parts, no creaky seams. You can feel the distinct edges on the side, but they’re clearly intentional and don’t cause any discomfort during use. The silicone hasn’t faded or picked up strange discolorations, and surprisingly, even after longer-term storage and repeated use, there are hardly any scratches. No peeling, no flaking — just reliable performance.

Honestly? This toy gives us hope. Maybe Satisfyer can do long-term quality when they try.

Let’s be honest: the Satisfyer Pro 2+ is everywhere — and for good reason. Depending on the sale, you can find it for as low as €15 (about $16 USD) or up to €60 (around $65 USD). Yep, we’ve literally seen it included in “Buy 1, Get 1 Free” deals or bundled as a freebie — and honestly, even at full price, it’s still a solid investment.

If suction is your thing (or might be your thing), this is an easy entry point. Even if it turns out to be a “meh” for you, it’s still a great backup to have around for a change of pace. The base model or the “Plus” like this one delivers way more than you’d expect at this price — just don’t get too experimental with the offshoot versions. Trust us. Stick with the classic.

Miss for Me, Miss for Him

Let’s be real: there’s not much groundbreaking to say here. As we mentioned above, Karl gave this one a thorough run-through — nipples, balls, frenulum, you name it — and let’s just say... it’s not his toy. Suction and buzz don’t seem to be his love language.

As for me (Leni)? It’s a solid meh. Yes, I can come with it. Yes, I’ve used it on and off for a while. But honestly? The second we got our first bullet vibe, this little guy lost his place in my regular rotation. The vibrations just don’t deliver enough punch — especially when paired with suction. They’re too weak, too buzzy, and somehow get drowned out in the action. Not a great combo.

The suction itself? Deep and consistent — if that’s your thing, you’ll probably love it. But for me, it’s more of a slow simmer than a firework. I’ve had stronger, faster, and definitely more satisfying orgasms with other toys. This one gets the job done... eventually.

Still, we know this is where preference plays a huge role. If suction is your golden ticket, you might fall in love. But for me? It’s just not the one.

No Surprises, No Soul

You know the drill by now. If you've unboxed one Satisfyer, you’ve basically unboxed them all. And while it’s not the worst packaging we’ve ever seen, it’s definitely not winning any awards for charm, creativity, or eco-friendliness.

On the outside, it’s the usual affair — a one-line art sketch of a woman’s face, the product image, and the logo, all in pink and blue. 🖌️ It’s clean, it’s on-brand… and it’s just kinda there. The box is made from slightly thicker cardboard and opens via a side flap with a magnet closure. And while the magnet does its job, it lacks that satisfying click we all secretly love. It’s just... meh.

Inside, you’re greeted by another dose of line art and a brief toy description. The Satisfyer itself peeks out from under a layer of clear plastic, sealed in its familiar plastic coffin. ⚰️🥲 Underneath: the instruction manual and the magnetic charging cable.

No storage bag. No eco-conscious design. No extras. Just vibes — and not the fun kind. We know we complain about this every time, but come on... at least pretend you’re trying, Satisfyer.

The Satisfyer Pro 2+ is made primarily from ABS plastic and features a medical-grade silicone tip — a combo that’s surprisingly luxe, especially for the price. The body has a smooth matte finish that feels sturdy and comfortable in the hand, and the silicone cap is soft, flexible, and shows almost no wear even after extended use. Honestly, we’ve had premium toys that didn’t age this well.

A huge plus: the cap is removable and replaceable — and if you’re into suction toys, you know how important that is. After a while, buildup can occur around and inside the nozzle, so it’s worth removing the cap and giving both the surface and inner edges a proper clean.

As for care: thanks to the IPX7 waterproofing, cleanup is a breeze. Just rinse with warm water and a mild soap or toy cleaner. But a word of caution — the membrane inside the nozzle is delicate. Don’t go poking around or scrubbing it aggressively; a gentle wipe is plenty.

One small gripe? The magnetic charging cable. It works, but only if you can get it to stay put. Ours tends to disconnect if you just look at it funny — which can be frustrating when you think you’ve left it charging, only to find it still dead the next day. Keep an eye on it.

If you’re curious about suction toys or just want a reliable entry point into clit-focused pleasure, the Pro 2+ is a solid pick — especially at its usual low price. It’s beginner-friendly, intuitive, and the pulses are deep and surprisingly satisfying (if your anatomy plays along).

Is it perfect? No. The vibrations are meh, the charging pins are awkward, and it won’t replace a wand or bullet for intensity lovers. But as a first-time suction toy or a “just in case” backup, it more than earns its spot. Especially if you grab it on sale. That said - suction may be hit or miss for you as well. Let us know in the comments if you're pro suction or not. 😉