Lovense Osci 3 Review: Definitely Barbie's Favorite Toy!

Design

I'm not sure what type of silicone Lovense used for this product but I noticed that just during the photoshoot it collects a lot of dust/debris very easily and way more than other products do. It also has a hardened Play-Doh type feel to it instead of being as soft and luxurious as others. Something about the design is a bit of a strange fit for me, takes a moment to situate it into a pleasurable position.

I am not exaggerating in the least when I say my eyes legitimately hurt when looking at this device and its packaging for more than a few seconds. Even the pictures as I write this review are causing little black spots. The only other toy I've encounter thus far that is this pink is the Sonzua G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator I own, but somehow this is more pink.

I was never a fan of that color palette anyway, but this was enough to concrete that dislike lol. I much prefer blue, purple, black, green, pastels, and or one of the 1000 versions of white.

Experience

I have the bad habit of testing products with the charge they come with, and the worse habit of doing so after I fiddle about with it for the photo/video shoot. That being said this device still packs quite the punch both internally and externally with whatever charge was left when all was said and done.

I love that the device can be used on its own instead of being app exclusive, but it's nice that the app is there to add more strength control, fun features and partner control.

I ran into a lot of "this pattern can't be used with this toy" type errors when scrolling through the patterns created by other users. I'm not a fan of the AI video feature as it just doesn't make sense and that kind of throws the mood off for me.

I didn't test it yet but I'm intrigued by the music feature as there are plenty of songs that I enjoy listening to while I'm taking care of business. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing how those can get me excited in other ways.

Packaging

Lovense's packaging is simple, concise and oh so bright.

This package is the most vibrant and over the top Barbie quality pink thing I think I have ever encountered. It's so damn bright I feel I need sunglasses to look at it because looking at it for more than 2 seconds hurts my eyes ><. The front of the box features an elegant mirrored single line drawing of the product itself, along with the company name, desired catchphrase, product name, and a small description about the product, all of which are done in the same mirror like style. The back depicts 5 icons with feature info, a quick sentence summing up the type of toy the product is and several bullet points containing more detailed feature information, all of which is kindly shared in 6 different languages. The two sides of the box are nothing but pink.

Oddly enough this packaging, much like the Dyso packages, throws a small wrench into my "could I comfortably walk up to a counter with this product" rating system. As stated in previous reviews, I am currently not comfortable enough with my sexuality to walk up to a counter with a product that just screams "I'm a dildo/sex toy", but instead I'm currently comfortable with nice discreet or inconspicuous packaging like Ava or Romp. The mirror lined outline of the product on the front of the box oddly doesn't come off as too sexual, there's no real noticeable information that suggests it's of a sexual nature plastered in a big way, and with the brightness of the pink I don't think anyone would look at this product long enough to notice or care what it is. The biggest strike against it at the moment though is how damn pink it is as I'm not a girl that's even remotely interested in anything that color. I usually stick with blues, purples, blacks, greys and greens so this is quite a ways out of my color preference and comfortability.

What's in the Box?!

Inside the package: The product itself, a charging cable, and an instruction manual.

I'm a bit disappointed that Lovense boasts an inhouse water based lube but didn't include any trial samples like Tracy's Dog did for theirs. I feel it would have potentially made customers look into to buying a bottle if they liked it or at least would have increased the desire to use the product the moment the box is opened.

I'm extremely grateful that nothing else inside the box is obscenely pink despite the product itself. I do feel that the product is so damn bright that I could toss it into a pitch black room and would probably be able to see it no problem lol. xD

The Vibrations!

The Lovense Osci 3, on its own, has 9 internal vibration settings, 7 external vibrations, and a heating function. To activate the device hold the top button for about 3 seconds and then quickly press the top button to cycle through the settings for external stimulation and the bottom button to cycle through the settings for internal stimulation. To activate the heat function simply press and hold the bottom button for about 3 seconds.

For more variety in settings and for more sharing potential, the device comes with a Bluetooth feature and a Lovense app that allows the user, their partner or whoever they choose to have an endless amount of fun!

Love to see a product with twice as much use time as charge time. Thinking this one has to be running on nuclear power xD.

Back That App Up!

**** I LOVE the fact that it's an actual Lovense app as two of my Dyso products have me infuriated in that department. ****

Lovense's app is super simple to use!

Simply take a picture of the QR code in the manual or on the back of the box and download the Lovense App.Turn the device on by holding the top button for about 3 seconds.Open the app and allow it to find your device, once it connects you're all set! Make an account in order to use different features!

You can use a remote feature, save your own patterns for later use, give access to another person and chat while they take control, or sync it up to your favorite music!

There are also so many other features to be explored in this app:

Access patterns created by other usersPlay roulette and connect with a strangerAccess 16 other apps/games in their galleryConnect to your partner across the world

You can even have your toy sync and vibrate to:

Any nearby soundThe speed of the car you're a passenger in, Uber just got a lot more interesting... lolYour favorite gameYour alarm clock settingsA Youtube video

The possibilities for pleasure are limitless!