Owen Grey Signature - Our Most Realistic Ride Yet? 😍

KarlandLeni

Apr 09, 2025

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Overall Rating
4.93/5
Product Design
5/5
Ease of use
5/5
4.7/5
Sensory Quality
5/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    5/5
  • Noise
    5/5
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My verdict
He’s Big. He’s Bold. He’s Owen. 😏 This toy doesn’t just pretend to be Owen Grey – it feels like he somehow snuck into our bedroom and left a perfect replica behind. From the hyper-realistic details down to the vein patterns and that infamous piercing scar (yes, really), this is hands-down the most anatomically accurate dildo we’ve ever touched. And trust us, we’ve touched a few. 😅 That said, Owen’s Signature Cock is not for the faint of heart. He’s thick, heavy, and takes some serious prep – both mentally and physically. But if you’re ready to level up and want a high-quality, ultra-realistic toy that’s as close to the real Owen Grey as you’ll probably ever get, this one’s worth the hype. Do we wish he was a touch squishier on the outside? Sure. Would that stop us from reaching for him again? Absolutely not. Whether it’s for solo play, shared sessions, or your personal pornstar fantasy – this toy delivers. Just make sure you stretch first. 😉
Pros
Insanely realistic design and detailing
Dual density with anatomically varied firmness
Great temperature retention for added immersion
Vac-U-Lock compatible + strong suction base
Sturdy, high-quality silicone
Cons
Pricey compared to similar toys
Not beginner-friendly due to size and weight
Slightly firmer outer silicone than expected
Design

Our Favorite Pornstar – In Silicone 

Let’s just start by saying: this toy had us hooked the second we laid eyes on it. 😅

If you know Owen Grey, you probably get the hype. And if you don’t – let us introduce you. Owen is an iconic performer known for his mix of raw dominance and deep devotion to female pleasure. His style is intense, passionate, and incredibly engaging. Honestly, if you asked us to name our favorite male pornstar, we’d say Owen every time – no hesitation. And yes, we’re massive fans. So obviously, when we saw there was a toy molded directly from him, we had to test it.

First Impressions 

He’s big. He’s bold. He’s heavy. And… he’s real. Probably the most realistic dildo we’ve ever touched – so real, you might do a double take. This signature toy is made from Doc Johnson’s proprietary TRUSKYN material. According to the brand, TRUSKYN is a hygienic, health-grade silicone designed to mimic the feel of real skin – right down to the way it warms with your body heat. And yes, it delivers on that promise. At the top, you’ll find the Doc Johnson logo subtly embossed, in case you ever forget who created this masterpiece.

Dual-Density Done Right 

The dildo is crafted with a firm inner core and a soft, squishy outer layer – a combo that’s common in high-end toys, but rarely executed this well. Unlike most dual-density toys that feel uniform, this one varies in firmness along the shaft. Some spots are firmer, others more plush. It’s freakishly lifelike. It’s firm enough to keep its shape (no sad, floppy heads here 😉), yet flexible enough to bend in a way that mimics a real erection. No joke – none of our other toys come close to this level of realism in feel.

Specs and Build 

He clocks in at 9.25 inches in total length, with 7.75 inches insertable. The diameter maxes out at 2 inches, which brings him to a girthy 6-inch circumference. Definitely a big boy. He’s uncircumcised, and it’s beautifully sculpted. The foreskin slightly covers the head, and you can even feel the glans detail through it – yep, really. The balls? Dense but squishy. The moment we unboxed it, we both said, "This is the most realistic pair of balls we’ve ever touched." There’s a solid base plate underneath (around 5mm thick), which gives it stability and also includes a Vac-U-Lock hole. So yes – he’s harness-compatible, machine-mountable, and features a suction cup. Total versatility.

Details, Details, Details 

This is where it gets wild. The veins. Oh my god, the veins. The large, raised vein on the top is so realistic that, under certain lighting, it almost appears blue. It’s soft, it’s squishy, and honestly? It’s freaky how close it feels to the real thing. But even better are the tiny veins you can barely see – just trace your finger along the shaft, and you’ll feel them. It’s insane. Moving down, the balls have that classic central seam and a perfectly wrinkled texture. They’re soft to the touch, and when the silicone is warmed up, they legit feel like the real deal. Further along the shaft, you can clearly see the anatomical structures of the penis – like the three corpus chambers. It’s not a smooth, uniform design either. He’s subtly asymmetrical, slightly bulging more on one side, and the shaft even curves a bit to the left. The head dips inward slightly before rounding into the glans.

Still not convinced? Here’s the kicker: if you’ve ever seen Owen in action, you might know he used to have a piercing in his glans. And yep – the scar is sculpted in. We are not kidding. You can see and feel the tiny indentation. WTF. 😅

No Gimmicks, Just Realism 

There’s no app, no vibration, no heat-up gimmick. This is just a dildo. But wow, it’s probably the most jaw-droppingly realistic one we’ll ever own. Hands down, the craftsmanship here blew us away. We could go on forever, but let’s stop here before we start writing love poems about a silicone dick. 😅

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Little Owen from all sites.

Experience

The fantasy comes to life... almost.

Okay, let’s be real – if you’ve ever fantasized about a threesome with Owen Grey, this toy might be the closest thing you’ll get to making that dream a (sort of) reality. No scheduling needed, no location worries – just you, your partner, and one of the most realistic toys we’ve ever had in our hands.

But before we dive into the details, we’ve gotta say it again: this guy is big. Like, really big. Watching Owen on screen doesn’t quite prepare you for what it’s like to actually hold this toy IRL. It’s hefty, it’s girthy, and yeah – it’s a bit intimidating at first. But also incredibly exciting. And it feels... eerily real.

The TRUSKYN material and the dual density design really shine here. The inner core is firm, almost exactly like a real erection, while the outer layer is soft enough to give you that natural give. We did feel that the outer layer could be a bit softer to the touch – especially around the head – but that’s just nitpicking at this point. The detail and texture more than make up for it. Plus, he’s bendy in the best way. That kind of realistic flex? Rare.

Also worth noting: Doc Johnson claims it warms to body temperature – and it’s true. We tested it in both body heat and warm water, and the warmth not only added realism but seriously helped with immersion. That extra comfort made the whole experience way more enjoyable.

Oral

Let’s talk blowjobs.

Owen is, to put it mildly, a bit of a mouthful. 😅 It takes a wide mouth to even get started, and while that might sound intimidating, it actually became part of the fun. Once in, the sensation is solid – the surface texture is realistic, and those detailed veins? You feel them. The only minor issue was the stretch at the corners of the mouth due to the girth, and occasionally bumping into that unmistakably silicone firmness. Nothing painful, but definitely noticeable.

Deepthroat? We tried. We really tried. We got about two-thirds in before hitting our limit. That’s not a failure though – he’s just too girthy. We’ve read enough threads to know this is a common experience, and honestly, you don’t need to go all the way to enjoy it. The softer head makes it comfortable, and with some warming, it becomes surprisingly natural-feeling. Sloppy is your friend here. 😉

Vaginal (Leni)

So here’s the thing – I’m not a size queen. At all. And Owen? Owen is huge. But oh boy... he knows what he’s doing. 🥵

The moment he slides in, you know he’s in charge. He stretches me in a way no other toy has, and honestly? That full-body feeling of being completely filled hits differently. Because of his size, he presses against multiple pleasure points at once, especially those deep internal ones and parts of the internal clit, which gives this amazing layered sensation.

You need to be very aroused or use plenty of lube to make this work comfortably. But once you’re there? Incredible. He doesn’t just poke around – he takes up space, and that brings a uniquely intense kind of pleasure.

I haven’t quite taken him to the base yet (not for lack of trying), but I’ve gotten close. And every time, I need a breather afterward because... wow. He’s a stretch, in all the right ways. Not an everyday toy for me, but definitely a favorite for when I want something deeper, fuller, and more intense.

Anal (Karl)

Let me put it bluntly: this was not for the faint of heart. Or butt. 😂

Anal play is something I sometimes enjoy, but we don’t do it super often – so I’d consider myself a somewhat experienced, but not pro-level user. I’ve used toys with 1.5" girth comfortably, and our go-to is around 6.5" insertable length. Owen, with his 2" diameter and nearly 8" insertable length, felt like climbing Everest without enough prep.

Prep was everything. Stretching, relaxing, breathing – it took time. Getting him in wasn’t impossible, but once I hit the thicker sections about one-third in, the challenge became real. The stretch was intense and honestly... a little painful. I never made it past the halfway mark. The girth alone was kind of manageable after a while, but the length? Too much.

The texture and feel were top-notch, though. Even if I didn’t go deep, I could appreciate how he moved, how he filled me, and how the dual density played out internally. If you’re into that deep stretch and have the experience, this might be a dream toy for you. If you’re newer to anal? Start smaller. Like, much smaller.

Our Takeaway

We went into this hoping for a fantasy, and honestly, Owen delivered on almost all fronts. The size? Unmatched. The realism? Off the charts. The feel? Nearly human. Whether oral, vaginal, or anal – he’s a powerhouse.

But don’t let the fantasy overshadow the reality: this toy is big, and it’s not for everyone. Treat it with respect, prep well, and go slow. When you do, you might just find yourself a new favorite playmate – one that doesn’t mind being called "little" even though he’s anything but. 😉

Quality

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: this toy doesn’t play around. The quality here is top-tier. Every little detail, every vein, every curve – perfectly captured. It’s honestly kind of wild how much effort must’ve gone into the mold. The surface is smooth where it should be, textured where it needs to be, and the overall finish feels stable, weighty, and luxuriously crafted.

There are two very tiny things we noticed: first, a little bit of silicone overlap near the base around the Vac-U-Lock plug. Is it a big deal? Nope. Purely cosmetic and not something you’d feel during use. Second, the base plate could’ve been a bit more rounded off. It’s not sharp or anything, just… blunt. But again, that actually adds to the whole “solid and sturdy” vibe.

Now let’s talk bendability – which, yeah, might not be a real word, but it is a real thing. This dildo bends just like you'd expect a real one to. It’s soft in all the right places, but never flimsy. And most importantly: we never felt like we had to be overly careful with it. No scary “is this going to snap?!” vibes. It feels built to last.

A quick note about the suction cup: It holds really well on vertical surfaces like walls or tiles. On flat horizontal surfaces, though? Not as grippy. We have no clue why – maybe it’s a weight distribution thing, maybe the base isn’t totally flush – but we’ve had other toys perform a little better in that department. Still, it doesn’t fall off constantly or anything, it’s just worth knowing.

The Vac-U-Lock compatibility was another pleasant surprise. Given the size and heft of Owen, we were kind of skeptical. But once locked in, it stays put impressively well – even when things get intense. Big kudos for that.

All in all, this toy screams craftsmanship. From materials to structure to how confident we feel using it, there’s nothing here that gives “budget toy” energy. This is premium-grade from top to bottom.

We’re still putting it through the long-term test, so keep an eye out for an update in the future. But based on everything we’ve seen and felt so far? Owen’s absolutely showing up for the long haul. 💪

Price

Let’s be real – this isn’t your entry-level dildo. At an average of around $145 USD (about €135), Owen’s signature cock definitely sits on the premium end of the price spectrum. It’s a serious investment, and not something we’d casually recommend to beginners or non-enthusiasts. But then again… this isn’t a casual toy.

What you're getting here is craftsmanship at its finest. Between the hyper-realistic detail, the TruSkyn dual-density material, and the sheer size and weight of the toy – it’s clear that every cent goes into quality. If you're a fan of Owen Grey, a connoisseur of realistic toys, or just someone who wants a showpiece that performs as well as it looks, this is money well spent.

That said, if you’re simply looking for a solid dildo to add variety to your collection – or you're just starting to explore penetration – you might want to consider more budget-friendly options. There are definitely decent alternatives out there that won’t make your wallet cry, even if they don’t quite hit this level of realism.

So, is it expensive? Hell yeah. But if you're after that one toy to impress, excite, and endure, Little Owen here is worth every damn penny. At least for us. 😉

Performance

Karl:

Holy hell, that was a ride…

Let me just say – “Little Owen” is anything but little. This dude is a unit. And honestly? You gotta know what you're doing to take him on. Of course, we still gave it a go (because duh), but yeah… it was a challenge.

From the get-go, I could feel how well he filled me – and I mean completely. The stretch was real, and unfortunately, just a bit too real for my anatomy. It wasn't painful in a bad way, but I definitely couldn't relax into it fully. If you're into deep, intense fullness or enjoy a little pain with your pleasure, this toy might be your new best friend. But if you're more on the sensitive or "soft and squishy, please" side like me, you might want to think twice before diving in.

Was the orgasm good? Absolutely. But because of the stretch and the intensity, I needed a little help on the front end – quite literally. Not my go-to for regular sessions, but as a rare treat? Definitely memorable.

Leni:

Okay… this man is intense. 😅

That girth? That length? Yeah, my little friend down there was on high alert the whole time. But surprisingly – not in a bad way. The stretch hits that sweet spot between pain and pleasure, and Owen manages to press against a lot of the right internal areas – including spots that stimulate the internal part of the clit. That makes the whole ride a real event.

But here’s the thing: I don’t need that kind of intensity every time. He’s a once-in-a-while toy for me – something I reach for when I want that deep, full, stretched-out feeling. I’ve had some amazing orgasms with him, no doubt. But if I’m looking for something more casual or quick, he’s not the one I grab first.

He’s the toy I choose when I’m in the mood to really feel everything. So yeah, not for every night – but when the mood hits just right? Owen delivers.

Packaging

Let’s be real: the unboxing didn’t exactly blow our socks off – but it also didn’t disappoint. It’s not one of those ultra-luxe, magnetic-lid, “feels like you’re unboxing a sex-tech iPhone” moments... but it also doesn’t scream budget. Somewhere right in the middle, with a few nice touches that made us smile.

The outer box is made of sturdier cardboard, slightly more premium than your average toy packaging, but nothing too fancy. It opens with a simple lid and had two hygiene seals on the sides – which is always appreciated. What we did love was the branding: Owen Grey’s face is front and center (yes, please), and you’ll spot his signature twice across the box, which is kind of a cute flex.

Design-wise, the box comes in a rich, deep green that feels a little more elevated than the usual sex toy neon. There’s a silver, embossed title on the front that shimmers in the light – again, not extravagant, but nice. The sides show product shots of the dildo and the Vac-U-Lock setup, while the back has a clean layout of the toy’s features and a short description. The typography and overall layout feel professional and sleek.

Inside the box, things stay pretty minimal. You get:

  1. The dildo (obviously),
  2. A Vac-U-Lock suction cup base,
  3. A small pack of powder (to help with Vac-U-Lock grip),
  4. And a black toy bag.

Speaking of the storage bag – this one’s actually pretty nice. Not just the usual thin satin slip we’ve seen a dozen times before. This one feels more durable, with a thicker drawstring and a sturdier fabric. Definitely reusable, and not something we immediately tossed.

The moment you take Owen out? Two things hit you fast:

  1. Damn, he’s huge.
  2. Damn, he’s heavy.

Be ready. 😂

We will say though – at this price point, a little something extra wouldn’t have hurt. A sticker? A pin? A tiny lube bottle to say “thanks for your financial and emotional commitment”? Something! 😅 Honestly, we’re firm believers that any toy over €100 should automatically come with a sticker. Like, if we’re investing this kind of money, we should at least get a shiny badge of honor to slap on our toy drawer or laptop. Who’s with us? 😂

Materials and care

Let’s get into the stuff that really matters – what it’s made of and how it holds up.

First things first: if you’re planning to get this toy, be extra careful which version you’re buying. There are currently two versions of the Owen Grey dildo floating around online. Ours is made of TRUSKYN, while the other is made from ULTRASKYN. And trust us – go with TRUSKYN.

TRUSKYN is Doc Johnson’s premium silicone blend, and it feels phenomenal. It’s soft on the outside, firmer on the inside – aka dual density – which mimics the way a real penis feels: squish on the outside, structure underneath. It’s also non-porous, meaning it doesn’t trap bacteria and is super hygienic if you clean it properly.

ULTRASKYN, on the other hand, is a TPE blend. Yes, it can feel even softer at first touch, and yes, it’s also dual density. BUT – and this is a big one – it’s porous. Over time, that material can trap bacteria and degrade, especially with regular use. With masturbators or sleeves (like Fleshlights), you can kind of get away with it. But with insertable toys? That’s a lot riskier. The last thing you want is to mess with your vaginal flora or risk infections.

If you really want to go for the ULTRASKYN version to save money, please – use a condom every time. Your body will thank you.

Now, back to TRUSKYN: While the material overall is amazing, we do feel like the outer layer could be just a little bit softer. It’s not a dealbreaker, but something worth noting. Still, the balance between realism and durability is super well done.

Cleaning & Storage

Care is easy peasy. It’s silicone, it’s non-porous, and it doesn’t need any crazy rituals. Just wash it with warm water and mild soap or a good toy cleaner, pat it dry with a soft towel, and you’re done. Pop it back into the nice storage pouch it comes with, and he’s ready for next time.

💡 Pro tip: If you're curious about other toy materials and want a deep dive, check out that blog post on toy materials over on Toychats. It's not from us, but it's super informative and definitely worth a read!

And here's the part we loved: most silicone toys we own attract dust like a magnet. Not this one. Seriously – barely any fluff or lint sticks to it. That means less rinsing before use and more time doing the fun stuff. We consider that a win. 😉

Was It Worth It?

It depends. For us, this was a no-brainer. We’re big Owen Grey fans, and the idea of bringing him into our bedroom – even in toy form – was too good to pass up. This dildo is beautifully crafted, built to last, and checks all the boxes for realism, function, and fantasy. 😅

But it comes at a cost – literally. It’s not cheap, and it’s not subtle. If you’re just starting out or exploring more moderate sizes, there are other, more forgiving options out there.

Still, if you’re ready for a big boy that means business – and especially if you’re into Owen Grey – this toy earns its place at the top of the collection.

If you've tried this toy and had a totally different experience let us know in the comments. We’d love to hear what worked – or didn’t – for you! 😉

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Hey! We’re Karl & Leni — just a normal couple who’s been exploring toys, pleasure, and all the fun (and sometimes awkward) moments that come with it. 😅 We’re not professionals, just two curious people who love trying new things, talking about what worked (and what didn’t), and connecting with others who are figuring it all out too. We don’t do perfect lighting or polished reviews — just honest thoughts, real moments, and a bit of playful mess. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes hilarious — but it’s always us, exactly as we are. If you’re into unfiltered stories, normal couple chaos, and a little peek behind the curtain, check out our page or drop us a message. Always happy to chat! ☺️ 🔗 toychats.com/@karlandleni

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    The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

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  • Saash

    Jan 25, 2025

    The Tame Dame Zee Bullet

    As far as bullet vibrators go, I would say this one sits in the middle ground of mid-range power—mid-range fun. The shape and exterior are pretty typical bullet design, precision tip, small and compact, and soft ABS plastic, which is pretty smooth on the glide. It has 3 vibration settings on the buzzy side (I could feel it way in there). While not packed with multiple patterns, the simplicity of the three-speed settings allows users to focus on finding the right level of vibration for their pleasure. It's rechargeable, which is great, and can be used on other parts of the body, too—externally only! Trust me, you don’t want to be fishing for this baby inside your body. It's rechargeable and has a long playtime, so you can take it on multiple trips on the pleasure tracks without worrying about popping out batteries or running out of juice. It’s also pretty quiet, water resistant, and has a one-button control.

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  • DougCollins

    Apr 17, 2025

    Kiiroo Feelstars FeelMolly Molly Stewart Review

    The Feel Molly Stewart Stroker is, like, next-level realism. Not just some random stroker, it’s actually molded from her real anatomy, so, yeah, pretty accurate. The material is super soft and skin-like, which is nice, I guess. But the real highlight is the inner sleeve. It’s got all these ribs and bumps that work together to create, uh, a pretty intense experience. If you’re into realism but also want something that actually feels good, this is probably one of the better options out there.

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