Pillow Talk Sassy Review: Orgasm Achieved

Design

Pillow Talk Sassy has several design wins and a few design flaws. First, the flexible body is so crucial to the experience it provides. Every body is different, and a flexible G-spot vibrator is ideal for fitting all sizes and body types. Second, she rumbles. Deep, rumbling vibrations that rattle your pelvic floor, your G-spot, and even your A-spot (the one just past your G-spot at the back of your clit). Third, as I mentioned, the toy is angled and has a lifelike, bulbous tip. It’s targeted pleasure, it’s a comfortable size, and with smooth silicone, it’s very comfortable in your body.

Now, for a semi-win, semi-loss-ish, the toy is designed to be luxurious. The packaging and aesthetic definitely say that. For goodness' sake, the button is a Swarovski crystal. But, it does come off as very Paris Hilton luxurious—hot pink, sparkles, you know, very 2002. That said, it doesn’t affect the performance; it’s just aesthetic. Lastly, the mechanical design is a bit of a bummer. It’s nice to be able to go one notch down when you’ve passed your limit. But with this toy, you have to start at the beginning. If I had to change one thing, it would definitely be that.

Experience

Given that the toy was giving me early 2000s diva, I was sceptical. Then again, maybe I’m always too sceptical of cute toys. The ribbed, angled head just did it for me. I mean, I’ve come to love a curved G-spot vibrator. But the angle is so much harsher, it’s not hesitating to go right where it needs to. Within 2 minutes, I was rumbling. Once inserted, I did push the handle down to help the toy put more pressure on my G-spot. But that’s just a perk of having a flexible toy. If it’s nearly there, but not quite, a flexible toy will fill the space. They’re body inclusive and I love that. The toy packs a punch, too. It gradually increases in speed as you hold the button down, allowing you to choose exactly the speed you want. However, if you’re edging or tend to go high, then low, then high again, turning the toy off is kind of a pain. Who wants to stop midway? It’s just silly. Ultimately, it’s a really cute, really lovely toy.

Quality

The toy is made of super soft, high-grade silicone, gentle to the touch and body-safe. The motor is located in the head of the toy, so no amount of flexing the body should impact it. It has an impressive charging-to-use ratio of 1.5 hours to charge and 2.5 hours of play. It’s simply designed with minimal frills. The sparkles that are on the toy do not hinder its performance, but instead add to an air of luxury and quality.

Price

Pillow Talk Sassy by BMS Factory is priced at $68.99. I did not see any mention of a warranty, which is disappointing. These days, most toys come with at least a one-year warranty, and I always appreciate that safety net when spending between $50 and $100. For this price, it’s possible to find a toy that performs equally, has a warranty, and is waterproof.

Performance

This feels like a reliable toy that will just get better the more you use it. The first time you use any toy, it’s an introduction session. However, this one gets it right off the bat. It’s powerful and well designed, what more could you ask for?

Packaging

It comes in a sturdy white box, with a clear window to view the toy. Inside are two compartments, beautifully laid out. On the left side are the owner’s manual and a dust-free storage bag with the charging cable and a small cleaning brush inside. The brush is designed to clean between the ribs on the toy, which is something I’ve never seen included and would love to see more of.

Materials and care

Do not clean with a silicone cleaner. The box clearly states that this will degrade the toy. Instead, wash with a damp cloth and mild soap. Normally, I’d recommend rinsing the toy after use, however I don’t know it’s water resistance rating and cannot advise that.