PPSculptors Calypso Review: The Merussy Of Your Dreams!
May 19, 2025
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My verdict
As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away.
Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!
Pros
- Supporting an indie toy company
- Body-safe silicone
- Pleasure for all genders & body types
- Easy to Clean
Cons
- PPSculptors doesn't offer customs
- Soft silicone is sticky and picks up dust and lint easily
