PPSculptors Calypso Review: The Merussy Of Your Dreams!

May 19, 2025
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Video review of Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors by Sydney Screams
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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

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My verdict

As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

Pros

Supporting an indie toy company
Body-safe silicone
Pleasure for all genders & body types
Easy to Clean

Cons

PPSculptors doesn't offer customs
Soft silicone is sticky and picks up dust and lint easily

Materials and care

Soft silicone can be very sticky and easily picks up lint, dust, hair, etc. Make sure you wash it before and after use with warm water and an unscented, non-silicone based soap or toy cleaner. For a deeper clean you can boil it for 5-10 minutes, run it through a dishwasher on a Sanitize mode without detergent, or soak it in a 1:10 bleach and water mixture (just don’t boil the bleach).

Make sure you only use water-based lubricants so you don't damage the soft silicone.

Do not store this toy with non-silicone toys, such as TPE, Jelly, etc.

About This Creator

Sydney Screams

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Hey! I'm Sydney Screams, a plus size adult performer and avid toy collector. My toy collection includes unique pieces from indie toy companies as well as toys from big name brands you see in your local shops. When it comes to pleasure & stimulation, I am Size-Royalty, I prefer pinpoint stim over broad stim, rumbly over buzzy, textured dildos over smooth, vaginal only, and gentle suction/air-pulse.

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  • Smokeahontazz
    Sep 12, 2025
    It’s beautiful.. 😍
  • Sydney Screams Creator
    May 23, 2025
    Insanely good ;)
    adriantoychats
    May 19, 2025
    this is insane
  • Sydney Screams Creator
    May 23, 2025
    It is a little crazy but in such a fun way! I love unique textures & designs, especially when they can be used by any anatomy!
    Lesley
    May 20, 2025
    This toy looks a little crazy! Reminds me of Alien.
  • Sydney Screams Creator
    May 23, 2025
    I really love Paladin Pleasure Sculptors and this toy is so much fun to use. I'd absolutely recommend it!! Last time I checked their inventory, they had some really cute ones in stock too ;)
    Beauty & Blacksmith
    May 21, 2025
    Wow! Really cool video! I love the colors and textures. It looks like so much fun! I’ve never tried a grinder before… do you think that model would be a good first purchase? - Aphrodite 🧡
  • Beauty & Blacksmith
    May 21, 2025
    Wow! Really cool video! I love the colors and textures. It looks like so much fun! I’ve never tried a grinder before… do you think that model would be a good first purchase? - Aphrodite 🧡
  • Lesley
    May 20, 2025
    This toy looks a little crazy! Reminds me of Alien.
  • adriantoychats
    May 19, 2025
    this is insane

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