Pure Envy Tiffany Review: I'm Having Breakfast WITH Tiffany!

The Satisfyer Pro + G-Spot wants to be your all-in-one pleasure solution. On paper, it ticks a lot of boxes: internal and external stimulation, powerful vibes, strong suction, dual motors, waterproof design... sounds great, right? And while it can absolutely deliver orgasms, it’s got a few hurdles to jump before it gets you there. This toy feels like an ambitious group project where not all the team members are on the same page. The air pulse suction? Strong and effective. The internal vibrations? Deep and rumbling. But when it comes to doing both at once — especially on your anatomy? It doesn’t always work out. The shaft is hard and not very forgiving, and the alignment between your G-spot and clit has to be just right for the toy to shine. If it lands in that sweet spot for you, congrats! You’ve found a great little dual-action vibe at a good price. But if not? It can quickly become frustrating, uncomfortable, or just... not worth the effort. We had our moments with it, sure. But it never made it into our regular rotation. The design limits flexibility, and the rigid build doesn’t help. It’s solid for solo play, but loses its spark for couple sessions — and don’t get us started on all that unnecessary plastic in the packaging. 😑

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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This is the type of flower you should ask for or receive when your partner wants to say sorry or just wants to surprise you! It's a flower that'll last you a lifetime and it's a gift that keeps on giving! Don't be fooled by its size, it packs quite the punch even on its lowest setting, and there are 6 others you can explore (mix of steady and pulsing)! If you're a bit on the sensitive side like me, the 45 minute use span might last an eternity as the intensity drove me crazy in under a minute and I was definitely done in under 5. ;P Its inconspicuous design allows you to leave it out in the open for easy access, or carry it around without issue. Simply tell people it's a rose shaped speaker or whatever you can imagine!

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The Fleshlight Cyborg really surprised me in all the right ways. Its unique design, with that ribbed lip on the head and the mechanical details, it creates sensations I haven’t felt with other toys. Despite its firm silicone and slightly thick head, the tapered shape made insertion smooth, needing just a little lube. Whether I took it slow or went for a more intense pace, it delivered consistent pleasure without causing discomfort. It’s not just visually appealing; it’s functional and definitely adds something new to the experience. ​What stood out most was the texture and depth. The six inches of usable length are easy to reach, and the shifts in girth made for a more dynamic feeling The ribbed head was especially noticeable upon entry, like a washboard of sensation in the best way possible. Each part of the Cyborg felt carefully designed to maximize stimulation, making it an exciting, standout addition to my collection.

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(((3-3.5/5))) I would prefer an Amazon knock off brand to this device, although most knock offs do not have an app to connect and use from a distance or via bluetooth, or an app that is efficient enough. I was disappointed for the cost of this product and expected more from it. This guy is just far too expensive. And you won’t be able to return it after using it.

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Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

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We LOVE this toy! The blending of the suction with the vibration is spot on, and not only that, it is not a regular vibration, but the textured shaft moves in the iconic 'come hither' motion which presses on just the right spots. Just a warning for those with a sensitive clit though: this toy sucks HARD. Even on the lowest setting we need to use it gently. Speaking of settings, there are three suction settings: strong, stronger and strongest. The insertable portion has 10 vibration and movement patterns but quite honestly some of them are weird. We wife prefer the straight forward vibration witht he fingering motion. The combination of the suction and the shaft make for mind blowing orgasms and I'd lie if I said it was a long ride. Let's just say I don't pick this toy if we want to take it slow...

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When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.

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