ROMP Hype Review: Lives up to the Hype

The Je Joue Mimi Soft Fuchsia Vibrator is undeniably a stylish and sophisticated toy, but when it comes to practicality and comfort, it leaves a bit—or rather a lot—to be desired. While the soft silicone and variety of vibration patterns are nice features, the awkward shape and limited maneuverability make it hard to fully enjoy. I found myself flipping it over more than once and trying more than a few angles, trying to get a good dose of the broad external stimulation it promises. All in all, it’s a toy that looks better on your nightstand than it feels in your hand during use. Switching through modes is another uphill battle, with small, dainty buttons on the circumference of the toy, which makes it almost impossible to switch through while you’re holding it in play. On the plus side, it’s rechargeable with a magnetic charger and has a fairly long playtime (I guess you’re going to need the extra juice considering finding the right play angle is near impossible on most days). On paper, it ticks a lot of boxes, but in practice, it’s not as user-friendly as it sounds.

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It’s (as of my knowledge) the only one of its kind on the market. The plasma ball is a lot of fun to mess with, and for the price of a Plasma Ball Light you could get from the mall, you can have one that brings you a whole other kind of pleasure. It’s definitely something I’m keeping in my toy rotation.

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Okay ladies, let's go over why I loveddd this personal massager from Oliver James.

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The We-Vibe Tango X Bullet Vibrator is a compact dynamo of sensation, offering powerful, deep rumbles that are surprisingly intense for such a small device. With its lipstick like design and high-quality feel, it’s built for precision, making it perfect for pinpoint stimulation on all your favorite erogenous zones—from the clitoris, perineum, or even the anus, it’s versatile enough to work anywhere on the body. The Tango X comes with 8 powerful vibration modes and the ability to easily cycle through them using the simple one-button control, whether you’re ramping up for a higher intensity or switching things up mid-session, its just so easy and not at all prone to mishaps like switching it off mid session. It also has a magnetic USB charging system which I was so wow'd by, its not only cool but also incredibly easy—just click the Tango X into place, and you’re good to go. With extended playtime on a full charge, and the short recharge time you’ll never be without this baby for too long (which I enjoyed). This toy fast became my favorite for months on end whether I was on a solo mission or with partnering up. The Tango's small, discreet size and formidable power deliver big-time pleasure that rivals full-sized vibrators for sure. With its whisper-quiet performance and intense, customizable sensations, this little vibrator proves that great things really do come in small packages.

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The PlusOne Vibrating Bullet is marketed as a travel-ready, rechargeable vibrator—and I can confirm, it lives up to that. At under 3 inches long, this toy delivers a vibration quality that’s sure to raise more than just an eyebrow. While the vibrations are more on the buzzy side than the deep, rumbly end, they’re intense enough to create a mini tsunami in a glass of water (you get the idea). With 10 modes to choose from, the variety keeps things interesting, and you’ll definitely find a setting that works for you. Although it’s designed for clitoral stimulation, I found it works well on other sensitive spots too (just, you know, don’t insert). Like other PlusOne toys, this bullet is waterproof and made of body-safe silicone, which makes it easy to clean and maintain. I’ve tried a few of their budget-friendly toys, like the Travel Bullet, and while the silicone on those felt a bit plastic-y, this one’s a major upgrade. It’s soft, smooth, and feels way better on the skin. It has a one-button operation that’s easy to use, though it can be a little frustrating when you’re cycling through settings quickly.

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The We-Vibe Jibe isn’t a bad toy by any means, but it works best as an accompaniment rather than the main course. At an RRP of $130, it’s also quite a pricey option, even if it does offer rumblier vibes than the competition. If you don’t know how you feel about internal vibrations, that’s a lot to spend on a punt to find out.

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The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

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Let’s be real—this is a budget-friendly toy. At just $20, it’s kind of a steal. And sure, you do get what you pay for, but in this case, what you get actually feels like it’s worth a lot more than the price tag. One standout feature? The travel case. As someone who’s constantly tossing things into a suitcase or a backpack, I really appreciate that I can throw this in without worrying it’ll get dusty or mysteriously fuzzy (you know the fuzz I’m talking about). That said, the toy doesn’t stay perfectly nestled in its little compartment—the main body and the ball head attachment tend to bounce around a bit. Is it annoying? A little. Is it a dealbreaker? Definitely not. Regarding vibrations, you’re getting five speeds and zero patterns—which is a win in my book. Each setting packs a punch, and as someone who’s pretty sensitive, I can say this toy really tests my limits (in a good way… mostly). It’s got more of a buzzy feel than a deep rumble, but when you switch out the attachments, it opens up some fun possibilities. Honestly? The more I use it, the more I like it. Would I recommend it as a first-ever toy? Maybe not the absolute best starter, but for the price, it’s one of the most solid intro options out there.

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