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I want to love the Irohna Zen Matcha so much that it’s hard to come to a verdict. There is a lot to love. The top is super plush, soft silicone that molds to your body and conducts vibrations better than tightly wrapped silicone. Its ridges are a perfect added element of texture, spicing up your session. Plus, those ridges, the bulbous shape, and the color all reference a matcha wand–truly, it’s a toy after my own heart. It’s even my favorite color! The biggest thing it’s missing is one or two more notches of power. The Matcha has 3 intensity settings and one extra pattern, so it goes low, medium, high, then pattern. It toes the line, but it’s missing that knockout punch. It’s also a battery operated vibrator, which is not the end of the world, but rechargeable vibrators are really convenient. Ultimately, it’s a lovely toy. But it just doesn’t have the power you need.

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This is my literal favorite new toy. I’ve always wanted a lush and never got one. Now, I’m obsessed. The app works seamlessly and I can have my partner play with me from a distance, no matter how far. It’s bigger than I expected (in a good way). It’s soft and comfortable. I appreciate the flexibility of settings. Overall, it’s a great toy and well worth the cost.

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Flex it, stick it, switch it, vibe it! Dyso's Dysoflex is flexible in more ways than one, not only in its function but in its fun! Nipples, butts, clits and vaginas... no area is off limits to this dynamic duo. With a Bluetooth connection and the right app more than the user can enjoy where ever it may end up! If you want a toy that's as flexible in its play style as you are than I'd say this one is for you! Personally, I'm not into butt play at all and my nipples prefer a different sensation, so some of the design esthetics of this toy are wasted on me. I prefer U-shaped toys that are meant for vaginal and clit stimulation only and with a bit thicker ends, like the Utimi Spring. I definitely get why an app is necessary, given that the end with the controls can be inserted there needs to be another way to access all of the pleasurable sensations that can be had!

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Big Toy, Big Promises, Big Letdowns? When we first got our hands on the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman, we were curious. A powerful, extra-large wand massager that promises deep, rumbly vibrations, full-body relaxation, and earth-shattering orgasms? Sounds like a dream. Plus, it’s waterproof, has 50 vibration combinations, and comes with a 10-year warranty - what could go wrong? Well… quite a bit. At first glance, it looks sleek, luxurious, and ready to bring some serious intensity. But after multiple rounds of testing (and even a few replacements), we quickly realized that this wand comes with some serious drawbacks. Whether it's the awkward size, unreliable motor, or frustrating battery life, this toy had us feeling more annoyed than satisfied. But hey, let’s dive into the details. 😉

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I don’t usually get aroused immediately by a toy, but the Oliver James Large Wand Massager got me going right away. The large wand is large, nearly a foot long, making it oddly so comfortable to use. At first, I thought it looked a little gimmicky. It’s long, the handle is coated in shiny plastic, and it’s just so big it’s almost cartoonish. However, the neck is flexible, the silicone on the head is divine, and the vibrations are so strong I could feel them through my pants. The longer, curved handle on this model allows you to hold with your palm facing any direction, making the device super easy on your wrist - which is usually the first point of discomfort for me. I also found it super easy to use, from the buttons to the toy's ability to massage such a large area. I also used it to massage out shin splints and tight calves from running - something I’ve never considered doing - but it totally worked. This is truly a full-body massager.

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The Je Joue Mimi Soft Fuchsia Vibrator is undeniably a stylish and sophisticated toy, but when it comes to practicality and comfort, it leaves a bit—or rather a lot—to be desired. While the soft silicone and variety of vibration patterns are nice features, the awkward shape and limited maneuverability make it hard to fully enjoy. I found myself flipping it over more than once and trying more than a few angles, trying to get a good dose of the broad external stimulation it promises. All in all, it’s a toy that looks better on your nightstand than it feels in your hand during use. Switching through modes is another uphill battle, with small, dainty buttons on the circumference of the toy, which makes it almost impossible to switch through while you’re holding it in play. On the plus side, it’s rechargeable with a magnetic charger and has a fairly long playtime (I guess you’re going to need the extra juice considering finding the right play angle is near impossible on most days). On paper, it ticks a lot of boxes, but in practice, it’s not as user-friendly as it sounds.

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Made by the BMS Factory, the creators of the famed "Power Bullet," the PalmPower Wand Massager came with high expectations but didn’t fully deliver. While the single-function button and silicone head are functional and feel great, the vibrations leave much to be desired. They’re strong and rumbly only at the highest setting and the rest of the modes just lack the deep resonance found in smaller bullets or larger wands, making it feel like an "inbetweener" that doesn’t quite excel in either category. The corded setup is another drawback—disruptive during solo play and downright awkward, if you’re trying to incorporate a partner. While the compact size and portability are commendable, issues like uneven vibration, the finicky detachable cap, and control quirks weigh it down. If you’re someone who loves the Magic Wand but craves a quieter, more compact version, the PalmPower might fit the bill—but expect to work around its flaws. For those seeking a seamless and deeply satisfying experience, investing in a more refined wand may be worth considering.

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Let’s be real—this is a budget-friendly toy. At just $20, it’s kind of a steal. And sure, you do get what you pay for, but in this case, what you get actually feels like it’s worth a lot more than the price tag. One standout feature? The travel case. As someone who’s constantly tossing things into a suitcase or a backpack, I really appreciate that I can throw this in without worrying it’ll get dusty or mysteriously fuzzy (you know the fuzz I’m talking about). That said, the toy doesn’t stay perfectly nestled in its little compartment—the main body and the ball head attachment tend to bounce around a bit. Is it annoying? A little. Is it a dealbreaker? Definitely not. Regarding vibrations, you’re getting five speeds and zero patterns—which is a win in my book. Each setting packs a punch, and as someone who’s pretty sensitive, I can say this toy really tests my limits (in a good way… mostly). It’s got more of a buzzy feel than a deep rumble, but when you switch out the attachments, it opens up some fun possibilities. Honestly? The more I use it, the more I like it. Would I recommend it as a first-ever toy? Maybe not the absolute best starter, but for the price, it’s one of the most solid intro options out there.

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