Satisfyer Mission Control Review: Houston We Have Liftoff!
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Waterproof IPX7!
- Plenty of settings
- Quiet, compact and absolutely adorable!
- Versatile foreplay use
Cons
- Collects dust and hair easily
- Q-tip to clean
- Not penetration friendly
- Not discreet
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About This Author
There are times in my life where I've come off very flirty and I've talked a big game... hell I've even done some fun/weird/crazy/unexpectedly sexy things now and then. Normally, I'm quite shy, slightly uncomfortable, lacking in confidence and can sometimes be downright prudish. Having ToyChats cross my path was extremely unexpected, initially off-putting and somewhat comical at first. I genuinely never thought I'd make it past the first review as I felt it was just not in my wheel house, now I'm somehow 50 reviews in with a giant box of dicks. >.<" The comedic aspect, the writing freedom, the job of it, the fun/awkward stories that have come from it and the overall distraction has surprisingly helped me crawl out of a dark place, find a new level of self-confidence, an appreciation for self-love (not just sexually) and a reignited a desire to be quirky/free. My goal here is to help others feel not alone, share my truth, use horrible puns/wordplay, provide useful info and have fun! ♥

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