Satisfyer Mission Control Review: Houston We Have Liftoff!

Feb 06, 2025
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4.2
4.5
4.5
3.8
  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

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My verdict

"Mission Control, this is NotSoInnocent, it seems this rocket was able to take us further than we could have ever imagined!" This is "one small step" further into the realm of clitoral stimulation toys that can help you take a "giant leap" into ecstasy! If Buzz Lightyear had to satisfy you with a rocket (that wasn't his own), this would be the one! All puns aside, I would definitely recommend this product! The variety of settings, the power levels and the waterproof rating make it an awesome companion, while its adorable nature makes it easy to leave it out on a nightstand as a cute space themed dickeration.

Pros

Waterproof IPX7!
Plenty of settings
Quiet, compact and absolutely adorable!
Versatile foreplay use

Cons

Collects dust and hair easily
Q-tip to clean
Not penetration friendly
Not discreet

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Normally, I'm quite shy, slightly uncomfortable, lacking in confidence & downright prudish, but there are times in my life where I've also been very flirty & a little out there... I've surprisingly done some fun/weird/crazy/unexpectedly sexy things now & then. This now being one! Having ToyChats cross my path was extremely unexpected, initially off-putting and somewhat comical at first. I genuinely never thought I'd make it past the first review as I felt it was just not in my wheel house, now I'm somehow 50+ reviews in w/ a giant box of dicks. >.<" The comedic aspect, the writing freedom, the job of it, the fun/awkward stories that have come from it and the overall distraction has surprisingly helped me crawl out of a dark place, find a new level of self-confidence, an appreciation for self-love (not just sexually) and a reignited a desire to be quirky/free. My goal here is to help others feel not alone, share my truth, use horrible puns/wordplay, provide useful info and have fun! ♥

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