Sex Slave Sea Monster Review… my kinda squid games

Who wouldn't want to get up close and personal with a beautiful Chinese porn star? The Lulu Chu Main Squeeze stroker is a male masturbator rendered in that high-end line of jerk-off sleeves based on the pussy proportions of a famous adult star. With a textured interior, set in a hard-shell case, an oh-so-twistable airtight cap that adds wonderfully to the unit's suction, a side 'squeeze plate' feature so the user can add or decrease pressure as he sees fit, and the ability to disassemble for a quick clean up, you get a lot for the price of this toy. Co-starring with Lulu has never been better. And let's face it, this is as close as any of us is ever likely to get to fucking a porn star. Why not have at it with this well-made, soft and welcoming life-like vagina sleeve.

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One of the two mini masturbators in the Tenga Arte line, their DRAPE male jerker offers a rash of wonderful sensations the minute you stick yourself up and in it (lube recommended). Guys really packing might find this sleeve a little too small, but no matter your tool, you could pretty much get the best of you up this cap-like sleeve and enjoy the extra tug and tickle this male sex toy gives you with every squeeze. What the DRAPE has particularly is delicate folds and crevices, set on a tight base structure. That tighter base adds just the right amount of balanced pressure. This makes the DRAPE as easy to work as hold in one hand. Either for solo explorations of quick tugging comes or for long-lasting dick training, this malleable little masturbatory sleeve delivers. You're gonna need lube though. And the sleeve can even be turned inside out for easier cleaning and drying. And speaking of drying, TENGA has the sleeve set inside its domed covering on what doubles as a holder as a drying stand.

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It's definitely a "pocket" toy, it's quite compact, but also quite tight so not ideal for larger people. Unfortunately it seems to have some quality control issues also that make it difficult to recommend.

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Our Most Mixed Feelings Yet: Deep Vibes, Shallow Compatibility 😅 The Pulse III Duo was our first-ever couple’s toy — and we really wanted to love it. In theory, it’s a brilliant concept: two motors, two zones of stimulation, and that signature PulsePlate promising deep, thumping vibrations. And in solo use? It kind of lives up to the hype. Those pulses are intense, immersive, and offer a different kind of orgasm than most toys. But as a couples toy? Meh. It’s too bulky, the external motor doesn’t deliver enough for her, and trying to share space with it in the heat of the moment felt more clumsy than sexy. Add a battery that gave up early and a PulsePlate that short-circuits under pressure (literally), and you’ve got a toy that just didn’t stay in our rotation for long. Still, if you’re curious about the Pulse tech or love the idea of deep, slow solo sessions — there’s definitely something here for you. We just wish it had aged better and hit the mark on both sides of the Duo. Think the Pulse III Duo might still be for you? Keep reading — we break it all down, from first impressions to long-term love (or disappointment). 👀 And yes — forgive the photos. 😂 This toy’s been through some things with us. It may not be fresh out of the box, but hey, neither are we. 😅

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The Nupu3 comes with everything you want in a woman really, a cooter and a pair of dick sucking lips. ‘Nuff said 😏

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The Nobra Twincharger from a small German manufacturer Nobra’s Silicone Dreams is the strongest male vibrator ever. But it’s also one of the smartest, with dual, independent motors (hence the Twin bit of the name) offering a variety of interference patterns that’ll have your cock wobbling around in the most satisfying of ways. And if you get the digital controller, you can even hook it up to Windows.

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Sam's Cup by Tracy's Dog is a very affordable toy but I wouldn't say it's comparable to the more expensive Fleshlight brand. This is an entry level toy that can offer a fun experience. It is not without its flaws, however for the price point, the value is there and it's a low enough entry point on cost to not risk much.

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DYSO calls their Impulsion a “next-generation sex toy.” It features a 360-degree rotation, nine vibration modes, and eight rotating, all using body-safe materials and cutting-edge tech. But this jerk-off machine, resembling the handle-end of a lightsaber, is a heavy-duty (and heavy to hold) masturbatory sleeve set in a case. With an hour-and-thirty-minute charging time (and the charge lasting almost as long), this sex toy will give you exactly what you want. It's extremely customizable as you can adjust the experience, for however long you last. Certainly priced on the high-end of things, but still not so sky-high as some other motorized masturbators are. One needs to remember that in the end, this toy from DYSO is providing a squishy masturbatory sleeve inside a heavy case that is turned, twisted, and powered by a motor. If this is the kind of thing you’re into, DYSO delivers cock-rumbling fun with the Impulsion.

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A Game-Changer for Lazy Fleshlight Owners If you own a Fleshlight, you know the struggle—you clean it, you shake it, you pat it dry, and then… you leave it sitting out for hours. Sometimes even overnight. And if you’re like me, you start questioning your life choices every time you see a damp sleeve taking up prime bedside table real estate. 🥲 So when I heard about the Fleshlight Air, a device designed specifically to dry Fleshlights, I was intrigued. People on Reddit swore by it, calling it a game-changer. But at almost the price of an actual Fleshlight, I hesitated. Do I really need an electric Fleshlight drying system? Turns out, the answer is yes. I caved, bought it during a sale, and I have zero regrets. This thing does exactly one thing, but it does it so well that I can’t imagine going back to my old “leave it out and hope for the best” method. Let’s break it down. 😉

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