Chaiamo

Definition: A lint roller disguised as a sarcastically oversized, high-end looking lipstick.

The Chaiamo may look like a lady but she's as dirty as they come when it's time to hit the sheets! Just getting it from the box to the booth for the photo-op involved several wipe downs as it seemingly attempted to purify its path of dust and debris.

This luxurious dryer sheet, when fresh, is silky smooth to the touch and glides in and out of the box so effortlessly. The weight, girth and length are all pretty on point and lend to getting the job done efficiently and effectively. The tip is angled for pinpoint accuracy or a bit of surface area contact if using the flatter side, but for me personally, I found that the lowest setting is a bit too intense during external use; even on the bit of charge the product came with. All settings feel quite lovely strength wise for internal use, though, I'm still more of a single vibration intensity kind of gal than a pattern one. Despite the initial setting being too intense for external use, it's great for penetrative since it can actually be felt and get things done. I really like that there are two more intensities to visit that bring climax even quicker.

I found the style of magnetic charger for this toy to be the most unique among the ones I have thus far. It has a button style backing to it that somehow makes my brain think that it's better than the others lol.

I like that Rocks-Off owned that fact that it's just a 3 sec hold to power the device on/off and didn't label that as a travel lock like other toys do. Yes it functions the same, but to me a travel lock should be a separate feature from how the device normally powers on, that or more toys should just own that it's not a feature and that it's just a hold to turn on/off.

This two toned box is almost as elegant as the toy itself.

The front of the box is black and features a gorgeously professional picture of the toy in the center with gold lettering off to the left side for the company logo encircled by 3 key toy features, the toy name and a short quip that captures the spirit of the toy. Both side panels of the box are a somewhat dark shade of purple. One side of the box shares 7 bulleted features about the product in 5 different languages. The other side features a QR code, some cliche packaging symbols and wording, the toy name and the short essence quip. Just like the front, the back of the box is black and shares the toy name, the essence capturing quip, a beautiful paragraph about the product, a UK logo, 7 bulleted features in English, and some cliche packaging junk.

I seriously can't understand how sex toys have managed to get me so hooked on packaging, I now love looking at logos for companies as they're almost like Rorschach tests. Ava's logo is a subtly erotic, innocent vagina or heart with a flame if you're not a pervert. Tracy's Dog is a cute little balloon animal dog or an adorable dick. Granted, Rocks-Off isn't a hint at something dirty, but I love that it doubles as a heart and as an "RO". It's just exquisitely well done and I absolutely adore it. The picture of the product on the front is also extremely captivating, I love the mirror effect and the halo of light behind it and now want to learn how to be this good at photography and photoshop!

The way this box opens is very similar to one other toy's box that I own, in the fact that it seems overly complicated and 3D puzzle-like in the way that it opens. The tab on the back panel needs pulled out in order to lift the top cover, once complete there are two inner flaps that are designed to wrap around the tab used for stock hooks in the store. Those two flaps need lifted in order to grab the handle and pull that tab up and then there's a whole other cover to pop out that's part of the inner cardboard. Just seems a bit too much to get into, but I guess it's a preventative hold up to those that may try to steal it in the store?

I will say the package does not have to be as big as it is. The product only takes up half the box, there's an unnecessary amount of extra cardboard to keep it in place, and the charger is wrongfully hidden at the base of the extra cardboard. I'd understand the size of the package if a pouch or some other accessory were to be included, but currently it seems a bit wasteful. Personally I'd either relocate the charger to the open amount of side space and include a pouch, or I'd shrink the box width and reduce the amount of extra cardboard instead that's holding the product.

Aside from reducing the unnecessary waste, and including pouches, I wish companies would use genuine IPX ratings on the box or in the manual instead of saying waterproof or water resistant. Genuine IPX ratings, to me personally, provide a scientific comfort and assurance when it comes to deciding whether or not I'd bring it into a shower or bath. I don't want to risk being the guinea pig, or risk having my toy potentially ruined because I just trusted the words of someone who didn't genuinely test their product before marketing it.

Regardless of all that, nothing about this product's packaging is sexual in nature at first glance, of course when one actually stops to read the information it's noticeable, but first look.. nope. It looks like a blown up photo of a new lipstick or weirdly enough perhaps a magnetic floating ring holder. I think I would honestly feel good about walking up to a counter with this package and that's awesome to me!

Inside the package is the product itself, a charger, and an instruction sheet.

Hate that there's no pouch, especially since this thing is a dust bunny's best friend. The instruction sheet is also lack luster compared to the information that can be gleamed from the box or found on SheVibe's site.

**** Thanks for reading my ardickle (my coined term) up to this point and potentially any of my others ♥ ****

I have never felt so compelled to share such love for a company until now. SheVibe is just absolutely marvelous!

I was recently away from home visiting family, when my roommate sent me a picture of a package I had received. The label read "Bob Sacamono" and for a moment I was thoroughly confused as it sounded familiar but I couldn't quite place it. Then it dawned on me.... Seinfeld! This is the crazy, mysterious, never seen friend of Kramer that's always part of some insane story. I burst out laughing at this reference but was still thoroughly confused as to who was using it as I was expecting several packages to show up while I was away. After a bit of digging I found out it was SheVibe and I instantly loved them for it! ♥ I'm only slightly disappointed that it didn't show up with a box of jokingly defective condoms or a jar of tarragon pickles xD.

Another thing I love about them is that they go above and beyond in sharing information about the toys they sell, even more so than the companies that make them. When I arrived home to claim my Bob Sacamono goodies I found that my toys were packaged with such utter care to avoid sloshing about during travel. ♥ I get things from Amazon and I swear they love sarcastically packaging small things in large boxes and just letting them rattle about freely on their way to you.