Svakom Jordan Thrusting Butt Plug Review – A Swing and a Miss?

At first glance, Svakom definitely knows how to make a pretty product. The Jordan has a sleek, almost futuristic look. It’s long—which can be a little intimidating visually—but it’s quite slender. We are looking at a diameter of about 33mm (1.3 inches), which places it firmly in the "Goldilocks" zone: not too big for a beginner, but substantial enough to feel like something is there.

One design feature I absolutely have to shout out is the magnetic remote. The remote control snaps right onto the base of the plug. Now, obviously, you take it off during play (unless you have very specific talents), but for storage? It’s brilliant. No more digging through your bag of holding trying to find which remote goes to which black silicone blob.

However, the shape does have a drawback. While the length provides a nice "full" feeling when you are laying down on your bed or standing up, the rigid length makes sitting down pretty uncomfortable. This isn’t a "wear out to dinner" plug unless you plan on standing at the bar the whole night.

In the hand, the Jordan feels decent. It has that soft-touch silicone we’ve come to expect from mid-tier luxury brands, and the construction feels solid. It’s fully waterproof with no weird seams, which usually bodes well for hygiene.

But—and this is a big "but"—I ran into a quality issue that I rarely see with high-end silicone. After just a short session, the material seemed to grab onto smells. I’m clean, I prepped, and I washed the toy thoroughly afterward, yet a faint odor lingered. It suggests the silicone might be a little more porous than I’d like, or just prone to retaining "memories" of your session. For a product that goes where the sun doesn’t shine, being able to sanitize it back to a neutral scent is non-negotiable, and Jordan struggled here.

​Okay, let’s talk about the main event. This is sold as a thrusting plug. The box promises a rhythmic, internal stroke that mimics intercourse.

​I didn’t turn the thrusting on until after I was inserted and settled. I grabbed the remote, hit the button, and... waited? I honestly thought it wasn’t working at first. I had to focus really hard to feel the movement. It’s there, but it is incredibly subtle.

​The real tragedy happens when you turn on the vibration. As soon as the buzz kicks in, the sensation of the thrust completely vanishes. It’s like the vibration drowns out the motor movement entirely. I found that I got more physical sensation just by rocking my own hips back and forth than I did from the toy’s motor. If I have to do the manual labor myself, why did I pay for the thrusting motor?

​As for the vibration itself? It’s very "buzzy." If you know anal play, you know that the booty usually responds better to deep, rumbly, thudding vibrations that penetrate the muscle. The Jordan sits in that high-frequency "bee in a jar" range. It’s strong—don’t get me wrong, it has power—but it’s the wrong kind of power for me. It felt like it was vibrating the surface rather than the soul.

​As mentioned in the Quality section, cleaning this toy was physically easy—soap, water, toy cleaner, wipe dry. The seamless design means no poop particles getting trapped in crevices. However, getting the smell out was a chore. I had to soak it and scrub it more than my other silicone toys. If you have a sensitive nose, this might drive you crazy.

​The unboxing experience was pleasant. Svakom doesn’t do "cheap," but it didn't feel overly luxurious either. It falls into that "nice electronics" category. I always appreciate a cinch bag for storage, and they included a decent one. It’s discreet enough that if you opened the box in front of a vanilla friend, they might think it’s a fancy facial massager for a split second before they see the shape.

​Here is the hard truth: No.

I personally wouldn’t buy the Jordan again, nor would I recommend it to a friend specifically looking for a thrusting plug. You are paying a premium for a thrusting engine that is underwhelming and easily overpowered by its own vibration motor.

​If you just want a vibrating plug, there are cheaper options with rumblier motors. If you want a thrusting plug, there are (presumably) better options that actually move you. The Jordan tries to do both and ends up being mediocre at everything.