Svakom Jordan Thrusting Butt Plug Review – A Swing and a Miss?

Dec 21, 2025

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Overall Rating

Product Design

4.0

Ease of use

3.0

Sensory Quality

2.0

Ease of Cleaning

2.0

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Noise Level
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

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My verdict

The Svakom Jordan is a beautiful device that suffers from an identity crisis. It’s a thrusting plug that barely thrusts and a vibrating plug that buzzes too high. While the app connectivity offers some fun novelty with sound syncing, and the magnetic remote is a clever design touch, the core experience falls flat. If you are a beginner looking for a comfortable size to wear while laying down, this fits. But for anyone chasing that "full" sensation or a deep, rhythmic massage, the Jordan is going to leave you wanting more.

Pros: Beginner-Friendly Sizing: The diameter is approachable for almost anyone.; Discreet-ish: Fairly quiet operation, especially on the vibration front.; Interactive Fun: The "Sound Sync" feature on the app is genuinely entertaining.

Cons: One-Hit Wonder: Battery life is strictly for one session.; "Ghost" Thrust: The thrusting feature is incredibly weak; it gets completely lost with vibes; The Buzz Kill: The vibrations are high-pitched and "buzzy" rather than the deep rumble.; Scent Memory: The silicone holds onto smells way too easily, even after cleaning.

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