The Svakom Jordan is a beautiful device that suffers from an identity crisis. It’s a thrusting plug that barely thrusts and a vibrating plug that buzzes too high. While the app connectivity offers some fun novelty with sound syncing, and the magnetic remote is a clever design touch, the core experience falls flat. If you are a beginner looking for a comfortable size to wear while laying down, this fits. But for anyone chasing that "full" sensation or a deep, rhythmic massage, the Jordan is going to leave you wanting more.

This toy is the definition of "cheap and cheerful," but with the earth-shattering power of a high-end device. It's not perfect. It's loud, it's a bitch to clean, and the swappable heads are more gimmick than feature. But for under $25, it delivers an experience that is, frankly, unreal. Who is this for? This is perfect for the beginner who wants to see what all the "rose toy" fuss is about without breaking the bank. It's also for the experienced collector who just wants a stupid-powerful backup toy for their travel bag or the shower. Honestly? Just buy it. It's less than brunch and will definitely get you where you need to go