Svakom Sam Neo 2 Pro - This Thing Sucks in a Great Way

Aug 01, 2025
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Overall Rating

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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

The Svakom Sam Neo 2 stands out as an advanced, interactive option in the automatic masturbator category. With suction, vibration, heating, and app support—including live video and long-distance play - it offers an overall premium experience with a multitude of options. Yes there are some draw backs such as weight, bulk and controls but if you're after an overall feature-rich toy that delivers immersive sensations, it’s definitely worth considering.

Pros

Very, very strong suction.
Warming rod is a great addition.
Premium feel.
Plush feeling insert.
Good selection of online and interactive features.

Cons

Very noisy
Not waterproof.
No ability to control strength of suction.
Bulky compared to other products.
Single opening insert can take a while to dry.

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Putting my dick into things for science. A little about me - I've been a part of the kink community doing illustrations under the username smutlines. Recently I've found myself with a heap of toys and I thought why not review some of them and let you all know what I think.

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