
smuttexts
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Putting my dick into things for science. A little about me - I've been a part of the kink community doing illustrations under the username smutlines. Recently I've found myself with a heap of toys and I thought why not review some of them and let you all know what I think.
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smuttexts
Jul 27, 2025
EXE Japanese Real Hole - Indecent Rara Anzai (aka Rion, Shion Utsunomiya) Onahole
The EXE Japanese Real Hole - Indecent Rara Anzai (aka Rion, Shion Utsunomiya) Onahole is a single hole type toy, and while the box art is amazing and ultimately it served its purpose, it did have some issues that I feel held it back from a better score.
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Jul 26, 2025
Kiiroo Stars Collection Feel - Victoria June - Mouth Review
Overall, the Victoria June Mouth Stroker exceeded my expectations. It offers a different kind of stimulation than vaginal-style toys, with unique sensations that are both arousing and immersive. The looser feel helped with maintaining realism and would maybe help if you struggle with death grip syndrome. Whilst I am not a huge fan of the pornstar herself, I cant fault the overall quality of the mould and appreciated how the lips on the toy felt when they were wrapped around my member. This stroker is one I find easy to recommend.
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Jul 19, 2025
Oh What a Feeling: The Feel Dainty Wilder By Kiiroo
A fun and pleasurable sleeve that doesn't excel in some areas, but delivers an overall satisfying experience. The sleeve can be a bit of a hit or miss depending on your preferences, however I have no issue recommending this toy if you are after a more relaxing, sensual time, and not a quick pump and dump.
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Jul 13, 2025
Fleshlight Girls Vina Sky Exotica Review
As a fan of Vina Sky, I really enjoyed my time with her as she drained me dry. This is a fun toy with an amazing sculpt in terms of overall look and feel, and is one I can see myself using a lot more often.
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Jun 23, 2025
The We-Vibe Verge: The Worst Cock Ring I Have Tried
I wish I could say something good about this toy, however, I found it badly designed, hard to get on/off, and doesn't really offer anything extra to the experience. I hope my review of the We-Vibe Verge helps you avoid making the same mistake as me when purchasing this toy. Broadly speaking this is a toy that seemingly has multiple applications, but none of these techniques really worked well. The toy is too ridged to enjoy, the app connection is spotty, and overall not well designed.
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Jun 19, 2025
Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys
The Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys is an onahole type masturbator that features four rows of ball bearings set inside the TPU material providing a novel change to the typical sleeve type masturbator. Unfortunately, this toy has a few drawbacks that I feel let it down overall compared to other toys in the same price bracket.
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Jun 13, 2025
The Dark Elf Thrusting and Stroking Toy From Bestvibe Was Chill
The Dark Elf Thrusting and Stroking Toy From Bestvibe was the first thrusting stroker I have tried. Overall I'm pretty happy with it, however there is some room for improvement.
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Jun 02, 2025
Fun Factory Manta Review
After discovering the concept of a frenulum massage, I decided to trek to my local sex shop to search for something suitable. Thankfully, I came across the Manta from Fun Factory, while this may not be for everyone it has provided me with the most intense orgasms so far. The product is weighty, ergonomic and feels like a premium device. The silicone is soft and feels great around the shaft with a little bit of lube. Charging is easy with the included usb magnetic component, and the whole unit is waterproof so it can be used in the shower and easily washed. While great for me it did take a while to learn the best position and location to use the toy, and through trial and error by concentrating on the end of the penis at a 90 degree angle with increasing vibrations I was able to achieve a building orgasm. This toy is not however for a quick pump and dump. Put on a movie, concentrate on the vibrations and gently move the unit around to let the tension build. I found this toy takes time to work, but I guarantee it will be worth it. Clean up as mentioned above is easy, needing only a simple wash up with some toy cleaner and warm water. There really aren't any nooks or crannies that can hold anything that requires extra attention. However, it does seem to attract lint, and I found it impossible to keep dust free. The only downside I found was that the material on the inside of the flaps did degrade a little and developed a sort of pilling. I'm unsure if this was cause by the vibrations when the unit was used without much lube, or the type of lube used. In all honestly it may also have been a result of just general wear and tear. It doesn't affect the operation so I haven't contacted Fun Factory for comment. Otherwise, it's a fun and premium toy for your junk. Use it solo or as a couple, but be mindful this unit does take time to stimulate an orgasm, and you need to be prepared to work with it to figure out the best spot for you.
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