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Age: 38

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Putting my dick into things for science. A little about me - I've been a part of the kink community doing illustrations under the username smutlines. Recently I've found myself with a heap of toys and I thought why not review some of them and let you all know what I think.

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  • Lelo - F1S v3 Review

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    Sep 05, 2025

    Lelo - F1S v3 Review

    The Lelo F1S V3 is an automatic, rumbly bit of kit that is different from many other toys on the market. It offers a more subtle and refined experience but unfortunately this does come with a high price tag. Overall though it's an engaging, pleasurable device that isn't afraid to try something new. Boasting "sonic" vibrations, strong motors and A.I. features this could be the most tech forward piece of kit I've played around with thus far. One thing is for certain though, it's defiantly the most expensive high end device that I own.

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  • Kiiroo Power Blow - A Little Sucker!

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    Sep 02, 2025

    Kiiroo Power Blow - A Little Sucker!

    The Kiiroo PowerBlow is an add on device for the Kirroo range of strokers and can be used with the Keon automatic masturbator and excels in its ability to suck. The are significant drawbacks here related to its usability: tricky controls, reliance on apps, additional services and poor integration with interactive content hamper the overall experience for users who may prefer something simpler. If you’re open to app integration, have a Kiiroo Keon and need something to add a bit more pull you may have a great experience, for everyone else there are better options elsewhere.

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  • Fleshlight Girls - The Eliza Ibarra Ethereal Edition

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    Sep 02, 2025

    Fleshlight Girls - The Eliza Ibarra Ethereal Edition

    The Eliza Ibarra - Ethereal sleeve is a twisty delight, with multiple pressure points along the length of the sleeve combined with a detailed fleshy entry. While the mid section can feel a little loose, this is not entirely a bad thing as it gives you some room to relax and concentrate on the tighter opening that grips the base and shaft and nubby third section that stimulates the frenulum. Well endowed users will be able to make use of the tighter end section that stimulates and sucks at the head of the penis. Overall this is a very enjoyable addition to my Fleshlight collection, and one that I will be returning to many times in the future (or right about now).

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  • Svakom Jordan - The Slim Thrusting Butt Plug

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    Aug 20, 2025

    Svakom Jordan - The Slim Thrusting Butt Plug

    I'll cut to the chase—anal toys have never really been my thing. It’s just not an area I’ve explored much, and to be honest, I wasn’t sure if it ever would be. That said, I’ve always been open to trying new things... and try I did. Enter the Svakom Jordan—a slim, beginner-friendly anal plug that combines both vibrating and thrusting functions in a surprisingly compact package. The toy has a firm structure with angled ribs and a cushioned head that made insertion feel smooth and comfortable, even for someone completely new to anal play. The narrow neck leads into a wide, sturdy base that sits snugly and safely in place, so there’s never any concern about it going too far. As someone stepping into this kind of play for the first time, I was a bit sceptical about how it would feel. But honestly? I was impressed. The sensations were far more enjoyable than I expected, and the combination of features made the whole experience both exciting and approachable. This is definitely a toy I can see myself returning to again and again.

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  • Toycod - Usagi Review: The Rabbit Ear Cock

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    Aug 08, 2025

    Toycod - Usagi Review: The Rabbit Ear Cock

    The Toycod Usagi (Japanese for "rabbit") is clearly designed with shared pleasure in mind. Its soft silicone rabbit ears sit at the tip and are perfect for clitoral, nipple, or glans stimulation. The vibrations felt are strong and rumbly, delivering solid external stimulation without feeling too buzzy. When compared to other cock rings on the market, the clasp-style design makes it incredibly easy to attach or remove, even when you're not fully erect and can be adjusted for different levels of pressure. This is a user-friendly and comfortable cock ring that's suitable for use solo or with a partner. Whilst its missing features like app control, the included remote ensures that you do not need to fumble around with pressing buttons on the toy itself during play and overall considering its price point it is a much more stimulating and engaging alternative to simple silicone rings.

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  • Fleshlight Girls - The Janice Griffith Eden Edition

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    Aug 07, 2025

    Fleshlight Girls - The Janice Griffith Eden Edition

    I’ve been watching Janice Griffith ride her way to stardom since she first entered the industry in 2013, and as a fan of her work to say I enjoyed having a realistic copy of her tight lips in my hands would be an understatement. The fact that this toy also feels amazing to use is icing on the cake. Sure, there were a couple of small design quirks and minor quality control issues, but at the end of the day these did not ruin the overall experience. The Eden's internal structure offers something a little different and when combined with Janice's lips plus the darker sleeve colour they combine to make something that I genuinely enjoyed. Overall, the Janice Griffith Eden is a great addition to my collection, and one I can see myself coming back to regularly.

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  • Svakom Sam Neo 2 Pro - This Thing Sucks in a Great Way

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    Aug 01, 2025

    Svakom Sam Neo 2 Pro - This Thing Sucks in a Great Way

    The Svakom Sam Neo 2 stands out as an advanced, interactive option in the automatic masturbator category. With suction, vibration, heating, and app support—including live video and long-distance play - it offers an overall premium experience with a multitude of options. Yes there are some draw backs such as weight, bulk and controls but if you're after an overall feature-rich toy that delivers immersive sensations, it’s definitely worth considering.

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  • EXE Japanese Real Hole - Indecent Rara Anzai (aka Rion, Shion Utsunomiya) Onahole

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    Jul 27, 2025

    EXE Japanese Real Hole - Indecent Rara Anzai (aka Rion, Shion Utsunomiya) Onahole

    The EXE Japanese Real Hole - Indecent Rara Anzai (aka Rion, Shion Utsunomiya) Onahole is a single hole type toy, and while the box art is amazing and ultimately it served its purpose, it did have some issues that I feel held it back from a better score.

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  • Kiiroo Stars Collection Feel - Victoria June - Mouth Review

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    Jul 26, 2025

    Kiiroo Stars Collection Feel - Victoria June - Mouth Review

    Overall, the Victoria June Mouth Stroker exceeded my expectations. It offers a different kind of stimulation than vaginal-style toys, with unique sensations that are both arousing and immersive. The looser feel helped with maintaining realism and would maybe help if you struggle with death grip syndrome. Whilst I am not a huge fan of the pornstar herself, I cant fault the overall quality of the mould and appreciated how the lips on the toy felt when they were wrapped around my member. This stroker is one I find easy to recommend.

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  • Oh What a Feeling: The Feel Dainty Wilder By Kiiroo

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    Jul 19, 2025

    Oh What a Feeling: The Feel Dainty Wilder By Kiiroo

    A fun and pleasurable sleeve that doesn't excel in some areas, but delivers an overall satisfying experience. The sleeve can be a bit of a hit or miss depending on your preferences, however I have no issue recommending this toy if you are after a more relaxing, sensual time, and not a quick pump and dump.

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  • Fleshlight Girls Vina Sky Exotica Review

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    Jul 13, 2025

    Fleshlight Girls Vina Sky Exotica Review

    As a fan of Vina Sky, I really enjoyed my time with her as she drained me dry. This is a fun toy with an amazing sculpt in terms of overall look and feel, and is one I can see myself using a lot more often.

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  • The We-Vibe Verge: The Worst Cock Ring I Have Tried

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    Jun 23, 2025

    The We-Vibe Verge: The Worst Cock Ring I Have Tried

    I wish I could say something good about this toy, however, I found it badly designed, hard to get on/off, and doesn't really offer anything extra to the experience. I hope my review of the We-Vibe Verge helps you avoid making the same mistake as me when purchasing this toy. Broadly speaking this is a toy that seemingly has multiple applications, but none of these techniques really worked well. The toy is too ridged to enjoy, the app connection is spotty, and overall not well designed.

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