Swan Era Wand - A Tiny Masterpiece!

Ironically this Bullet is hit or miss, and it has nothing to do with aim. CalExotics' Bullet is pretty great when it works, but getting it to work seems almost as fickle as getting the Blush Lipstick to work. The device is remote controlled, each device requiring a AAA to work, and features 12 settings (mix of vibrations and patterns). Unlike Iroha, CalExotics was not kind enough to include any batteries, so make sure you have some on hand. The Bullet can be fully inserted in either desired entry point and can be easily retrieved with the cord attached to the one end. The device is almost silent to others once inserted which could make it interesting for public use. The remote allows for easy use on your own or with a partner as it can be used up to 32.75 ft (10m) away. No IPX rating given, but it does claim to be usable in and out of water. No use time is given for this device, and given the weird events during testing I'm not even sure how to guess at a proper length so 60 minutes was my overall guesstimate. Can be a great toy for first time users, and can be fun for public/private partner play.

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If the Fairy Godmother had given Cinderella the Swan Era Wand she wouldn't have needed to go to the ball! ;P If Hermione Granger found the Swan Era Wand at Ollivanders, she'd be saying Lavios-Aaaaaaaaaaah. xD One more... You could unlock my Chamber of Secrets with an Iiiiiii-want-some-more-aaaaaah spell... Okay okay, bad puns/jokes aside... in all seriousness... I'd highly recommend this product. It's small enough to be an easy travel companion, it's suuuuper powerful, and it'll make you feel magical inside and out!

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Before I even start, I need to say that this is without a doubt THE best unboxing experience that I have ever come across with toys. Both my wife and I were blown away with that just for a start. It has little drawers in the box and to heck with a carrying bag...yeah...you get a whole carrying box that doubles as a charger! No dust and dirt is getting into this toy! The chorus is perfect for hands-free blended orgasms with penetrative sex. This toy works better for gentle lovemaking over going to pound town. Positions that involve grinding and riding work better as it pushes the clit vibrator up against her. As the man part of the deal, I can say that for me it feels good and is powerful. She loves it too and and it brings us closer. As it is hands free you can insert it under your underwear too and use the remote and/or app (both of which work very well) to get started and once she is warmed up, you can start taking things to the next level. On the topic of the remote (we prefer to use it over the app), the squeeze function is tops and is a genius way to give that extra boost without fiddling with buttons. Note that this is a partner toy and although you could use it with a dildo, I don't feel that that would be justified considering the price and how there are so many toys on the market that can be used for solo play. Fun Hint: You can use this for sneaky public play or while watching a movie.

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Barbie called and said Ken can take a hike, she's got a new favorite pink accessory that's more anatomically correct than he is. The highlighter company called... All of its pink highlight fluid is missing. I think it turned into a Flubber situation. I'm disappointed Lovense didn't include sunglasses because god damn do my eyes hurt when I look at this. It should come with a warning, "May cause temporary blindness!" Thank goodness this is a penetration toy that causes eye rolling experiences, aside from storing it, that's the only reprieve. Okay I think I'm done....lol. This product will thump that clit, vibe that G-spot, heat things up and expand horizons and connections with its Bluetooth and app capability. It's a somewhat funky fit, at least in my case, but the sensations still feel good! Aside from the color... The biggest downside is how big of a dust/dirty collector it is in comparison to other toys. Definitely clean this one before every use, despite it being cleaned after every.

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"Ladies and gentleman, this isn't the Royal Court, it's the Grand Prix! So start your engines!!" I feel "Sceptre" is a misnomer, if anything, the name should've been "The Gear Shift"! The shape of the device could easily be considered a gear shift, and not only does it sound like it's housing a V8 engine, but it feels like it too! Though it's personally not my favorite toy thus far, its definitively powerful vibrations more than get the job done and I'd gladly recommend it to any user wanting to cruise the Autobahn like a Queen!

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The Cancer Mini Vibe, and the whole Zodiac Collection from Our Erotic Journey, is an absolute vibe. You’re supposed to order the toy that aligns with your zodiac sign. Each is different, palm-sized, and based on the symbol of that zodiac. My verdict as a sex toy: it’s cute, and I felt adorable using it. Overall, it’s a really fun alternative to your standard bullet vibrator, but it is basically just a cute bullet vibrator. The toy has 10 vibration modes, is around 2.5” wide, and is shaped like a little cartoon crab. My verdict on the toy’s vibe: brilliant! The box is designed to look like a tarot card deck, and included with the toy is a crisply designed card describing your zodiac’s sexual style and compatibility. The packaging of this toy and its presentation made me enjoy it more. Because it has such a vibe, it stands out. The legs and eyes of the crab add dimension to the toy, making it much more interesting than similar vibrators.

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If you're looking for a discreet toy you can take almost anywhere, Rock Candy's Fun Size Lala-Pop may be the right choice. It comes with a decent amount of power packed in a small package. It's cute. Plus, it fits in your purse without taking up too much space. The adorable design makes it a toy you'll love messing around with alone or with a friend. Unfortunately, it's battery-powered, so you're at the mercy of those three little LR44s regarding fun time. Might I suggest keeping some extras on hand, just in case? If you love external stimulation as much as I do, you should add the Lala-Pop to your shopping list ASAP!

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This Toy Might Be Too Good! 😉 Ever picked up a toy and immediately thought, "Damn, this feels expensive"? That’s the Njoy Pure Wand. This thing is sleek, shiny, and heavy - like, "don’t drop it unless you want a permanent reminder on your bathroom floor" heavy. 😂 But once you figure out how to handle it, oh boy, it’s a game-changer. Perfect for both G-spot and P-spot play, this toy is all about deep, targeted pleasure. It doesn’t vibrate, it doesn’t have fancy buttons - just pure, manual control. And honestly? That’s what makes it so great. The weight does half the work for you, and once you get the hang of it, it’s like unlocking a new level of pleasure. Is it beginner-friendly? Ehh, maybe not. It takes a bit of technique and patience. But if you’re up for the challenge, this could easily become your new favorite toy. We’ve had it for ages, and it still looks brand new - zero wear and tear. So, if you’re looking for a high-quality, no-nonsense pleasure tool that’ll last forever, this is the one.

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