System JO Cocktail Lube Blind Taste Test

Oct 08, 2025
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My verdict

Of all the lubricants I've tried over the years, I always end up going back to System JO. Their lubes are luxuriously priced, but they're also really good lubes that are pH balanced and safe to use both vaginally & anally and come in a variety of flavors (in case that's your thing). As someone who doesn't drink much, I still really enjoyed the fun flavors of the Cocktails line from System JO, though I think I'm more likely to purchase other flavors in the future.

Pros

Available at many adult stores
Tastes delicious
6 flavors available in the Cocktail line
Water-based lubricant is compatible with lots of toys

Cons

JO lube tends to be on the pricey side

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Hey! I'm Sydney Screams, a plus size adult performer and avid toy collector. My toy collection includes unique pieces from indie toy companies as well as toys from big name brands you see in your local shops. When it comes to pleasure & stimulation, I am Size-Royalty, I prefer pinpoint stim over broad stim, rumbly over buzzy, textured dildos over smooth, vaginal only, and gentle suction/air-pulse.

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    Oct 08, 2025
    Wow, Cocktail Lube can drink??

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