This Swan Era Wand is a comfortable toy that's so easy to use for long sessions. I loved how the toy's vibrations didn't tire me out. Using this toy in the bath was super relaxing. I'd definitely recommend it to anyone looking for a new toy!

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Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

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This device looks like an exotically fancy dental device that could be found at Five Below. If the TSA used this to do cavity searches I'd go to an airport more often. This product looks a Bluetooth device with the widest range of reception. All that aside, Dyso's ClimaxTouch is definitely on point with its name and its features. The dual headed aspect, 10 settings per head, swappable tips, penetrative ability, wide range of external stimulation capabilities, and beautiful design make it a pretty desirable product in my opinion. I could easily see it being used both as a foreplay device and full solo mission one. Of the 3 Dyso products I currently own, Dysoflex and Aerolure being the other two, this is the clear winner. If I combined what features I liked about the other two it wouldn't come close to the features of this device that I not only like but would consistently use.

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If you're looking for a discreet toy you can take almost anywhere, Rock Candy's Fun Size Lala-Pop may be the right choice. It comes with a decent amount of power packed in a small package. It's cute. Plus, it fits in your purse without taking up too much space. The adorable design makes it a toy you'll love messing around with alone or with a friend. Unfortunately, it's battery-powered, so you're at the mercy of those three little LR44s regarding fun time. Might I suggest keeping some extras on hand, just in case? If you love external stimulation as much as I do, you should add the Lala-Pop to your shopping list ASAP!

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Okay, so to me this toy looks more like a weird alien claw than a cute bunny, but trust me—it’s actually a total treat in the bedroom. Despite the odd looks, it definitely got me hopping in the right direction. With 10 vibration settings that range from buzzy to rumbly, it gives you plenty of options to find your perfect vibe. The dual stimulation is the real deal: the gently curved shaft targets your G-spot, while those distinct bunny ears hit just the right spot on your clit. It's not about overwhelming intensity, but rather steady, manageable pleasure—perfect for those who like to take their time. It’s the perfect size—small enough for solo play, yet big enough to bring satisfying sensations when used with a partner, leaving you on the "edge" of something amazing. The internal bullet vibrator can also be used on its own for external stimulation. Just slide the sleeve off and experiment.

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Hype by ROMP is just a fun vibe. It’s your classic G-spot vibrator, slightly elevated without sacrificing pleasure for cheap frills. Its gentle curve, soft tip, and ribbed shaft hit just right, giving you intense G-spot orgasms. As someone who struggles with orgasming from penetration, I was blown away. A G-spot orgasm has never been easier than with ROMP’s Hype. It’s rechargeable and has 6 intensity levels and 4 patterns. Its soft head mimics the feeling of a real penis, increasing the quality of sensation on your G-spot. Plus, it’s fully waterproof. Considering its reasonable price of $40, that’s a steal. Even if you don’t use it in the shower, being waterproof makes the toy so much easier to clean. As I’ve gotten older, I appreciate easy to clean toys more and more. The toy comes with the cutest, sex positive stickers, which I’ll totally be showing off. Finally, it’s a perfect size for me, very comfortable to insert at 8 inches long (6.5 inches insertable) and ~2 inches wide. However, this might be a little small for other users.

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The Wonderlust Harmony is a flexible little number which has a smooth, soft-touch and a curved design that feels great against the skin. The idea of dual stimulation—internal and external— with this toy initially sounded great, but the clit hood on the external arm is a bit too gentle. It's almost unnoticeable vibrations across all 20 modes, which might be a little underwhelming if you're after intense clitoral stimulation. The internal arm on the other hand, does a great job of providing varied stimulation (my boat was pleasantly rocked). The power is nothing to write home about but the mix of buzzy and rumbly vibrations hit the spot. It's also waterproof and incredibly easy to clean, making it low-maintenance and travel-friendly. If you’re someone who enjoys steady pleasure, the Wonderlust is for you.

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Before we get into the review, I just want to preface this with how the Dame Arc blew my mind with how simple it is to use. It literally has an on/off button that doubles as a mode select & speed down button. That's it. We also liked that the default settings are just vibrate and the raised button that increases the intensity is easy to find, and lifts the speed through the 5 levels of rumbly vibrations. We also likes that it doesn't have any of those morse code patterns! Who even uses those anyway!? (no judgement if you do, its just not for us. lol) Onto the toy, it is easy to use and the head is smaller than most g-spot vibrators which she likes as anything bigger can be a bit painful to insert. The Arc is powerful and versatile that has 5 speed settings as well as 5 vibration patterns and as I said already, these 5 patters are actually reasonable and nice. The vibrations are rumbly and surprisingly deep for a toy that is so lightweight, but I I have been noticing this more in toys.

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Hey there! I’m Aphrodite. I’ve had my Lovense Lush 2 for years now, and guess what? I’m still completely obsessed. You might be thinking, “Why review an older toy when newer versions are out?” Well, sweetheart, let me tell you: the Lush 2 is still a total powerhouse. It runs on the same amazing app as the newer models (which is a game changer), and if you’re lucky, you can snag it at a sweet discount when Lovense puts their classics on sale. Just don’t buy it second hand! 😂 Beyond the tech, the toy itself is a dream. The texture is silky smooth and feels amazing against the skin. The vibrations can go from soft and teasing to deep and powerful, depending on what you're in the mood for. It's the perfect size too, it is discreet and comfortable to wear, with a curve that hits the G-spot in all the right ways. So if you’re craving strong, customizable vibrations without spending a fortune, this little gem might just be your new favorite playmate. Trust me, just because it’s not the newest doesn’t mean it won’t make you squirm. 💦

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