Not to be biased or insensitive by any means, but it has to be said... This is "A Hippy's First Dildo"! I could easily see this device being handed out as an environmentally, sex-positive goodie bag item at an earth-friendly festival, and I genuinely think that would be pretty awesome. Especially if it came in a hemp or other ethically sourced material type bag! (wink wink, nudge nudge! Please include a storage pouch next batch!) The Blush Gaia Bullet is the "world's first sustainably made vibrator" and it sure as hell beats the Blush Lipstick any day. This environmentally friendly device uses two AA batteries (NOT included) and features an adjustable dial at the base of the battery cover with a 90º turn radius (not to be mistaken for a seam in the design >.>). The vibes are great for beginners but more than likely too weak for more experienced users or ones that just prefer a more intense vibe. It has no IPX rating, and is only considered to be splashproof so, I guess it's eco-friendly with water consumption too? ><" If the Rocks-Off SugarBoo, with its more intense vibes and settings, can claim to run for 3 hours on a single pair of batteries, I'd say this would last just as long, if not much longer since it's less intense overall. As long as you have a spare pair and a charger handy you can run as long as you'd like with very little down time! This is long enough and girthy enough to be used on its own, but small enough that it can be paired with another toy or used with your partner. I'd much rather be a relaxed, nap under a tree type girl than a dressed up night on the town one! Though I admittedly have desires to be both lol. That being said, I don't know that this would necessarily be a toy I'd reach for again any time soon just because I much prefer a bit more intense of a vibration than it can offer. I'm extremely happy that it's part of my collection though and wouldn't be against going back to it at all! Especially since I overcame my user error lol.

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It’s one thing to send a broken toy. But, to send a broken wand, with stains on the head and half of a button missing? What a shame. The Fantasy for Her Duo Wand looked like an interesting take on a wand. It has a curved head and is a comfortable size, not too big, not too small, but Pipedream lost a customer. I’ve gotten broken toys before. Years ago, I ordered a new Liberty 2 from Womanizer. I was so excited, the pandemic had closed down my job, leaving me at home to masturbate uninterrupted. Except, when the Liberty arrived, it didn’t work, no matter how long it charged nothing happened. I immediately reached out to Womanizer, and they replaced the toy, no questions asked, and I got a working toy in the end. It’s super normal, though still uncommon, for a toy to show up and not work. Most companies are great about replacing them. Had the Duo Wand just been broken, I would’ve gladly ordered another one. But alas, it showed up in its sealed plastic with stains on the head. I can’t imagine it had been used; that would truly cross so many lines. A toy should always arrive in its best condition, but there was chipping on the metal band around the handle, one button’s decal was smudged, and there were stains. Considering everything that was wrong with this toy, I don’t recommend trying toys from Pipedream.

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FemmeFunn Klio is my absolute favorite rabbit vibrator that I own, with 3 powerful motors that stimulate the clitoris, A-spot, and G-spot for intense blended orgasms. It has 5 internal thumping speeds, 10 internal vibration modes, and 3 external thumping speeds. Each of the motors can be controlled individually to customize your pleasure. The body-safe silicone feels luxurious to the touch, and this vibrator is 100% submersible in water. It's rechargeable and available in two colors. The price is high, but FemmeFunn has some of the most powerful motors I've experienced. This toy is NOT for beginners, unless you're really brave!

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The Plus One Vibrating Bullet is a simple, easy to use, travel-size vibe. The no-frills, straightforward design gets the job done. This isn’t the first toy I’d pull out of my drawer, but it’s the backup I like knowing is there. Its size makes it great for partnered play, as it doesn’t get in the way and can easily be moved around. With only one button, getting confused or struggling to change settings is nearly impossible. The 10 vibration settings offer a range of intensities and patterns that are standard for most vibrators. Included in the box is a finger sleeve, which majorly elevates the experience and pleasure of the bullet. Soft, high-quality silicone makes this toy fully waterproof, allowing for shower play. Overall, this is a very average toy. It satisfies but doesn’t over-deliver.

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The Plus One Vibrating Wand is smooth in every sense of the word. Suave, moderately powerful vibrations radiate from its broad, soft head with a flexible neck, giving you total control of where the vibes go and how much pressure they apply. Overall, I was satisfied with this toy - it doesn’t have the strength of other wands, but the cadence of the vibrations rolls instead of pounds, making this wand more sensual than most vibrators. It has 10 settings varying in intensity and pattern, is cordless, and fully waterproof. The silicone surrounding the toy is soft and feels nice in your hand as you maneuver the wand. It's a great first wand or vibrator, but I wouldn’t recommend it to experienced players looking for a new toy. For my taste, it was a little too simple. However, there really isn’t anything to complain about.

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I have to say, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Modern Blossom surprised me in the best way possible. It's pricier than my beginner purchases, but the quality difference is very noticeable. I’ve never tried suction toys before and I’ve heard negative sentiments about it but I’m glad I did not let that stop me from giving it a try. It just creates a completely different sensation compared to traditional vibrators, which has allowed me to explore new positions and techniques I hadn't considered before. What really stands out is the intensity of the experience—the orgasms, I notice, are much stronger and longer-lasting. I'm talking about the kind where you feel pleasant aftershocks for several minutes afterward. There's something quite remarkable about that lingering sensation that my old toys never quite achieved. And let's talk about the design—it's genuinely beautiful. The rose aesthetic is visually appealing and adds a certain poetic quality to the experience. The durability also sets this device apart from my previous ones. My earlier wand vibrators seemed to work well initially but later, they deteriorated in both power and functionality. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Modern Blossom, however, maintains consistent performance session after session. It's intuitive to use despite some minor interface issues I'll mention later, and the variety of intensity settings lets you discover what works best for you. The compact size also makes it less intimidating than some larger, more complex options on the market. For anyone looking for a reliable, well-made suction toy that won't break the bank, this is definitely worth considering.

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This strikes an outstanding balance of playful design, serious power, and practical features. It’s the perfect gateway toy for anyone curious about trying vibrations for the first time—yet it still impresses long-time enthusiasts with its multiple modes and whisper-quiet motor. If you value discretion, ease of cleaning, and splash-proof fun, this little cherry deserves a spot in your self-care lineup. Highly recommended for its blend of style, substance, and sensation. Over all it's beginner friendly, aesthetic, decent price point and it just really could be the *Cherry on top* of your collection. 🍒✨

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We’ve tested a ridiculous number of bullet vibes over the years – some claimed to be “powerful,” others “discreet,” some “revolutionary.” Most of them? Pretty forgettable. Buzzy surface-level ticklers that sound like a mosquito and feel like one too. So when everyone on the internet starts yelling about one bullet – the Tango X – our expectations were sky high. And for once? It actually delivered. Just... not in the way we expected. 😅 This toy doesn’t blow your clit off. It doesn’t send shockwaves through the mattress or leave your hands vibrating for an hour. It does something smarter: it vibrates with depth. That deep, punchy kind of rumble that you don’t just feel on the surface, but all the way in your thighs, your belly, your breath. And that makes a huge difference – especially over time. For Leni, the Tango X became a total surprise favorite. Not because it gave her the most explosive orgasms ever – but because it gave her sustainable, repeatable, layered orgasms. It’s one of the few toys she can use through the peak and keep going – and that turned it from a “cool bullet” to an “essential toy drawer resident.” It works solo, mid-sex, and in every position we tested where a bigger toy would’ve been a logistical nightmare. And that earns major points in our book. For Karl, it didn’t land quite the same – but that’s okay. Not every toy has to be a power player for both partners. As a couple toy, it’s a vibe-enhancer, a rhythm partner, a supporting character that doesn’t try to steal the scene. That’s actually kind of perfect. Bottom line? The Tango X doesn’t scream. It whispers – but what it’s saying is really, really good. Curious where the Tango X fits in our toy drawer – and which vibes it actually kicked out? Stick around, we’ve got more bullet-shaped chaos and discoveries coming soon. 💥

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This body-safe vibrator is great for solo and partnered play. It's a discrete toy with different speeds and patterns. This toy is extremely quiet and small.

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