VVD Vkini Review: The Craziest Nipple Vibrator I've EVER Seen!
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- Price5.0/5
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- Pros
- Unique, playful design
- Perfect for play parties
- Rechargeable
- 2 sets of magnetic attachments
- Really reasonably priced
- Cons
- Strap between cups does not accommodate busty babes nor those with wide chests
- They really should have included a double headed charging cord
- Splashproof only :( No wearing into a pool or hot tub
Designed for festival loving exhibitionists, the VVD Vkini is a wearable nipple stimulator that looks like a bikini top. Each side features a large protruding heart, with a power button facing outwards and a magnetic attachment head inwards. The spiral design is meant to accommodate people with a cup size up to D, with the silicone flexing outwards to wrap around the breast (in theory, at least). I didn't find that the silicone really worked quite like that, but I also have a much larger bust than this was initially designed for.
There are three adjustable straps: a neck strap, two connecting straps that wrap around the back, and a short strap between the cups. All the straps are similar to bra straps in terms of material and how to adjust them.
The Vkini is only available in the color hot pink.
The two sets of magnetic attachments are each meant to stimulate pleasure differently. For example the flowers have a tickling sensation while the lips have a fluttering tongue. There are 10 vibration modes: 5 steady speeds and 5 frequency changes, however if you pair the Vkini with the MetaXsire app, you can enjoy a wider range of options available, including remote control.
The app is weird to say the least. When I first tried it out, any time I used touch controls, the app would make high pitched moans, squeals, and sex noises. There's a way to turn it off, which I did very quickly because I found them way too weird to want turned on. Also, I think they're AI, and I don't like that.
I cannot believe that this is only $50. Sure, it's maybe a novelty to some, not everyone has somewhere public to go wearing this, which in my opinion is half the fun of the design! But that doesn't mean it can't be worn around the house or during sex. I'm a big fan of doing house chores while wearing sex toys, and if the Vkini properly fit my tits, you best believe I'd be wearing this while doing dishes or sweeping the floors.
Seriously though, $50 is crazy for this! It's such a fun toy, especially for someone who likes nipple stimulation. And you can have a $5 discount if you use coupon code SYDNEY at checkout!
Ok this is where all the busty/wide chested babes NEED to pay attention before buying!!!!
I wear a US 38E or EU 85E bra size and my wife wears a US 36C or EU 80C. Neither of us have been able to successfully wear this due to the strap between the cups not going wide enough to accommodate our nipple placement. Because I have a lot more mass to my breasts, I was able to put my nipples into the attachment mouths, however, I was incredibly limited in movement if I wanted my nipples to stay put. Hands above head? Nipples popped out. Bouncing or jiggling? Nipples popped out. Lying down on my back? My breasts met the pull of gravity that had them parting ways.
The adjustable straps on my neck and around my back did accommodate both my wife & I, it's really just the strap between the cups that prevents this from being an awesome top for other busty babes.
I had to test this one nipple at a time because of my breast size, which made it less than ideal. But I enjoyed the vibrations, especially with the mouth & tongue attachments. I wish I knew of sex clubs nearby where I could walk in wearing this because My Gosh, I think it'd be the perfect place to wear this!
The VVD Vkini arrived in a large brown box, it was mostly discreet, but it did have to go through customs so there was a customs declaration on it. I cannot remember how discreet it was with whatever euphemism they used, though.
The box for the Vkini itself is a lightweight cardboard box with a plastic insert that holds the Vkini, attachments, and charging cord in separate little compartments.
The Vkini is made with body-safe silicone and ABS plastic. They don't list the material used for the straps, however they seem like pretty standard bra straps. The device is not waterproof submersible, only splash proof :(
To clean the Vkini, use a clean, damp microfiber cloth to gently wipe the cups. You may use a small cotton swab and a little bit of isopropyl alcohol to clean the magnetic attachment ports. The attachments themselves can be washed with warm water and gentle, unscented soap. Let them dry completely before attaching them to the Vkini or storing.
Charging could be better. The Vkini only comes with a single headed DC -> USB charging cord, and each heart has to charge for 120 minutes. I think a dual headed charger would make this much easier & faster so you could charge both motors at once.
