Wandering Bard Toys: Shadow Demon Review - He's a Real Thick Dick!

Jun 18, 2025
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Overall Rating

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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

Pros

Customize size, firmness, colors and pour style
Queer owned small business
Thicker-in-the-middle shaft is so filling
Texture isn't too dramatic
Easy to clean

Cons

Texture may still be too overwhelming for some
Soft silicone can be tacky/sticky

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Sydney Screams

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Hey! I'm Sydney Screams, a plus size adult performer and avid toy collector. My toy collection includes unique pieces from indie toy companies as well as toys from big name brands you see in your local shops. When it comes to pleasure & stimulation, I am Size-Royalty, I prefer pinpoint stim over broad stim, rumbly over buzzy, textured dildos over smooth, vaginal only, and gentle suction/air-pulse.

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    parker.nikki01
    Jun 21, 2025
    I love the design definitely something I would try ❤️❤️
  • Sydney Screams author
    Jun 21, 2025
    It's not a suction cup base, so you're absolutely right that it probably wouldn't stick to the ground very well at all. Wandering Bard doesn't do suction cup bases but there are some indie toy brands that do a double sided suction cup specifically for toys like this one that suctions to the base of the toy & whatever surface you want to suction it to!
    Lesley
    Jun 18, 2025
    Wow, the base design doesn't look like it would stick to the ground very well.
  • Lesley
    Jun 18, 2025
    Wow, the base design doesn't look like it would stick to the ground very well.

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