Tenga Spinner 003 /Review/ Big Homie Kinda Approved

Design

The design on this thing is pretty sick, bro. It’s mostly a transparent cylindrical elastomer, but I gotta say, the edges have this faint neon yellow gradient that pops. It matches perfectly with the main feature of the toy: the metal spring inside. Said spring is neon yellow and tightly wound—honestly, it looks pretty bad-ass, not gonna lie. As for the inside texture, it’s exactly what the product page says—“Fanned Tiles with firm edges”—and I’d say that’s spot on. Feels solid, bro.

Experience

So, I had an okay experience, man. First impressions? Pretty solid. But after a few uses, I started noticing the material kinda starts to go downhill, even with cleaning after every sesh. The spring? Yeah, it works, gives you a little spin on each stroke, which is cool, and the texture inside feels good too. But drying it? Huge pain, bro. The drying stand is a nice thought, but even after I dried it with a towel and left it to chill on the stand, it still felt kinda moist hours later. If it was reversible, that might’ve fixed the issue, but as it stands, drying is the biggest fail on this thing. Total buzzkill.

Quality

The product isn’t trash, but it’s not exactly top-shelf either. First use? Pretty solid, quality feels good, especially for the price—like 20 bucks, can’t really complain. But after a few sessions, you start to notice the material takes a hit. It’s still usable, but it’s definitely not holding up like it did when it was fresh outta the box.

Performance

Performance-wise, it was alright, bro. I’m on the bigger end of the penis spectrum, so I knew it wasn’t gonna cover everything. The spring made it a pretty tight fit. There was enough give, though, for me to slide in. The spin from the spring? Yeah, it did its job—got the job done, no complaints. Didn’t need a ton of lube either, so it was pretty easy to use. Honestly, the only real gripe I’ve got is that slow drying and trapped moisture. That’s the only thing that kinda kills the vibe, bro.