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This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe. And it's valid thru the end of October, so don't wait ~ . . . The one size fits all design of this toy means that you're probably either going to love it or hate it. I wish the Sani had the adjustability of a toy that I recently reviewed and really liked; the Lovense Dolce Dual Vibrator. The Dolce had quite a big range of adjustability in the neck that the Sani is sorely lacking. I know that adding that sort of tech would probably drive the price up quite a bit, but adding that little bit of adjustability would take this from a toy that I found uncomfortable to use, to something that I would probably enjoy quite a bit. Like I said in my video review, the vibrations were quite strong, which is great!--but no matter how strong the vibrations are, it can't overcome me being in pain from using the toy. I would say overall that if this toy hits you just in the right spot, it could probably be a mainstay in your toy collection. And because the price point is very, very cheap, maybe it's worth a try just to see if you do like the shape. I really wanted to like this toy, it's a novel design with cools functions that most toys don't have, which I think is kind of rare. But for me personally, this is a very disappointed pass.

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This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe . . . Licking toys are just so difficult to get right!--the human tongue when performing oral sex on a vagina isn't just shallow oscillating movements that seemingly all sex toys do! We need Patrick Star "I can almost taste it now" ice cream licking gif happening. Couple that movement with some vibration and then you'd have a good licking sex toy...In my humble opinion. I actually like the Rose Thrustion a little bit more than my last FunnyMee toy review: the Sani (or Sany). The Rose does have a lot of going on, but doesn't really excel at anything. I think I was slightly hinting at this in my Sani review, but I feel like most people would totally be willing to drop a mid-tier or even a premium price on a really well designed and powerful toy. I think Lovense being so popular is a testament to that idea. The Rose instead opts to try and be a premium toy on a budget-friendly price...which just means they had to pare down and skimp in order to make the $26 price point able to make them a profit. If I were to give my unsolicited advice I would ask for a few things: 1) extending the shaft and adding a longer and a speed adjustable thrusting motion (like Lovense's Gravity) 2) adding a vibration element to the head/shaft and 3) a redesign of the licking element...and all this complaining is out of love...and because it's on the cusp of greatness ~ but not quite there yet.

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The Womanizer Starlet 2 is a great compact sex toy for nearly every occasion. The air technology and suctioning hit the clit in just the right spot.

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Overall, I like the Womanizer Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition. It's a beautiful coloration, it's submersible, I appreciate the 10 levels of air pulsation intensity, and it's comfortable to hold. But the auto-shut off at 10 minutes really annoys me, especially since it doesn't seem like there's a way to shut that "feature" off. The Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition is also on sale pretty regularly, so you can get a good price if you don't mind having this older model compared to newer models from Womanizer. It might be a bit louder than newer models and you may have fewer intensities, but it's still a good price for those looking to keep a purchase under $100/€100.

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The Womanizer OG offers a unique blend of air pulsation and G-spot stimulation with its flexible, curved design. While the air pulsation on the G-spot may feel subtle for some, it adds an intriguing layer to the experience. With customizable vibration and air pulsation settings, this quiet and waterproof toy is ideal for users seeking versatile, gentle stimulation.

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The Womanizer Blend is a high-performance sex toy with a sleek, ergonomic design and eco-friendly packaging. Its unique combination of air pulse and internal vibration technology delivers intense clitoral and G-spot stimulation. While the dual-stimulation capability is impressive, finding the optimal position for the clitoral stimulator can be a bit tricky. Additionally, the lack of independent adjustment for the clitoral stimulation may limit customization options for some users. Overall, the Blend is a powerful tool for achieving blended orgasms, but it may not be the best fit for everyone, especially those who prefer more precise control.

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Alright, so the Janice Griffith Eden Fleshlight? Absolute damn weapon, dude. This thing isn’t just good—it’s dangerous. It’s like they bottled up the raw, filthy energy of Janice herself and stuffed it into a sleeve that’s practically begging to be violated. You got that perfect replica of her pussy lips up front—tight, pouty, and straight-up hypnotic. Looks so realistic you’ll catch yourself just staring before even sticking your dick in it. No shame. We’ve all been there. Now slide in—and bruh, it’s game over. The inner canal is 9 inches of pure textured madness. No dead zones here, man. It’s got these ridges and bumps and little surprises that grab onto your shaft like it owes them money. First thrust in, and I think no way it really feels that good. It starts off kinda snug and only gets tighter the deeper you go, which makes every stroke feel like a deep dive into heaven’s freakiest backdoor. Plus, let’s talk that light-brown tone. Goddamn. Not only does it pop visually, but it gives the whole toy this extra layer of realism, like, you know you’re not balls-deep in Janice, but your dick might just believe otherwise. Honestly, I don’t care how many strokers you’ve tried—this one? It’s a heavy hitter. If you’re not leaking by the time you pull out, you did something wrong.

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I love my Vindani from Vivifie, this windmill spinning device is perfect for targeting the G-Spot and stimulating the clit. I am learning what dual stimulation looks like for me, and this toy helped me get a better understanding about what I like. This toy is sexy, sleek, and oh so satisfying! For this price point I hope that you consider purchasing this product because it is a solid investment for your pleasure.

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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The Janice Griffith Eden Fleshlight is, like, totally worth it if you’re into stuff that feels awesome and makes your brain explode a little. It’s got five different chambers, each doing its own freaky thing, and the texture changes so much it’s like your junk’s on a rollercoaster. It looks just like Janice, which is kinda insane, and it’s super soft but still durable, so you don’t have to baby it or whatever. It costs about $80, but honestly? For something this intense, that’s not even bad. Gosh.

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