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This clitoral stimulator is a nice, quiet toy for easy orgasms. The sensitivity and texture allows for multiple, smaller orgasms.

The Satisfyer Pro + G-Spot wants to be your all-in-one pleasure solution. On paper, it ticks a lot of boxes: internal and external stimulation, powerful vibes, strong suction, dual motors, waterproof design... sounds great, right? And while it can absolutely deliver orgasms, it’s got a few hurdles to jump before it gets you there. This toy feels like an ambitious group project where not all the team members are on the same page. The air pulse suction? Strong and effective. The internal vibrations? Deep and rumbling. But when it comes to doing both at once — especially on your anatomy? It doesn’t always work out. The shaft is hard and not very forgiving, and the alignment between your G-spot and clit has to be just right for the toy to shine. If it lands in that sweet spot for you, congrats! You’ve found a great little dual-action vibe at a good price. But if not? It can quickly become frustrating, uncomfortable, or just... not worth the effort. We had our moments with it, sure. But it never made it into our regular rotation. The design limits flexibility, and the rigid build doesn’t help. It’s solid for solo play, but loses its spark for couple sessions — and don’t get us started on all that unnecessary plastic in the packaging. 😑

The Abysmal surprised me far more in use than it did in looks, which says a lot for a creature that seems like it crawled out of a forbidden trench. On paper, it reads like a chaos gremlin’s dream date with all its horns, scales, and smug little eyes, but in practice, it behaves way more thoughtfully than its monster aesthetic suggests. It manages to be both intimidating and approachable without tripping over its own theatrics. What really won me over is how Swisok’s medium silicone brings the sculpt to life. It gives the toy a playful flexibility that keeps things dynamic without turning it into a wrestling match. Once you guide it where it needs to go, it moves with you in a way that feels natural and strangely creature-like. Dramatic when it wants to be and gentle when it needs to be, creating the kind of mischief that feels fun rather than chaotic. The sculpt feels intentional from start to finish. The early waves keep things curious, the midsection refuses to settle into a predictable rhythm, and the final swell feels earned instead of punishing. Internally, the big shapes shine while the smaller textures mostly fade. Externally, those details come alive, and the toy has just enough personality to make you smile at how animated it feels. In the end, the Abysmal stands out because it commits fully to its creature fantasy and still performs beautifully. It has quirks, charm, and a playful streak that makes the whole experience memorable.