Male Masturbator/Artificial Vaginal from AliExpress

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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Gotta get the usual puns/jokes and comments out of the way... Ready to get down and dirty in the sand?! Talk about fun in the sun! Sex on the beach anyone? Okay, got that out of my system... CalExotics Venice Vixen is my favorite "all in one" toy by CalExotics thus far as it's internally and externally satisfying at the same time. Compared to the Jack Rabbit it feels better built, higher quality, and has a different and personally more preferred shaft shape. The best thing about the Jack Rabbit was the ears, which in all honesty I prefer to have over the encaser the Venice Vixen has to offer as they are just... more invigorating. "Encase" you're wondering and want an easy summation of features, the CalExotics Venice Vixen has 10 clitoral encaser modes, 3 shaft intensities, a use time of 45 min on high and 150 on low, a charge time of 150 mins and though no IPX rating is officially provided it claims it's waterproof.

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8/10, have been doing again and again. While not being quite the Fleshlight killer I was hoping for, this toy definitely still stands in the same league. The MainSqueeze Valerica Steele Stroker is truly a top-of-the-line male sex toy designed for the ultimate pleasure sessions. The molding of the product is nothing short of impressive - matched by the internal texture and overall build quality. I'll give them props for standing out with the "squeezability" feature, but in my opinion, that lost them a few points. More on that later. The TL;DR here is: if it's on sale, it's worth the schmeckles.

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Tapping vibrators can feel a bit like being punched lightly over and over again in the clit — and this isn’t just coming from me. If you’re not the type to shy away from this sensation (and you already know this), give the Playboy Palm a try as a strong, tapping option for those who like it. If it’s not something you know you like, maybe try this sensation out with a toy that’s cheaper or one that does more things than just tapping and vibrating.

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Lovehoney's Rose is easy to clean, comfortable to hold, and has a stylish rose gold chrome ABS plastic base that keeps it standing upright. Plus it boasts air pulse modes (6 intensities, 4 patterns), waterproof, and it's affordably priced (when on sale). You can't go wrong with this rose! I think the Lovehoney Rose is a great gift for anyone who has yet to ride the rose train or people who loved their first one & are in need of a new one. I also think Rose vibes make for excellent bridesmaid or bachelorette party gifts. Despite the fact that rose toys are still relatively new type of toy, they skyrocketed to "icon" status for their powerful suction in a discreet design. The Lovehoney Rose is not my first rose toy, and at this point, I'm fairly certain it won't be my last, but it sure did make an impression!

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This is a water bottle shaped stroker complete with an extendable spout which means you can truly hide it in plain sight. It's unfortunately a little too firm and tight, and has minimal texture within which makes it hard to recommend outside of specific cases.

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My Erotic Maid Servant offers a smooth, realistic experience that’s more sensual than intense, making it ideal for slower, more immersive sessions. Its mildly textured canal and moderate suction create a steady, satisfying performance, while the snug entrance and firm material provide just enough resistance. However, the toy may feel a bit limited for users with above-average length due to a thin back wall, and those seeking intense stimulation might find the internal structure too simple. It’s a solid, aesthetically pleasing option for those who value subtlety and realism over aggressive textures.

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The WeVibe Tango X is an incredibly powerful bullet vibrator with an upgraded motor and improved silicone grip for easier handling. The angled tip provides precise, comfortable stimulation, and its waterproof, quiet design makes it discreet. Although it still causes some hand numbness, the enhanced grip significantly reduces this issue, making it a great addition to any collection for those who enjoy intense vibrations.

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I really wanted this to be the one that saves me, but I don't know if it's really my Wonderwall. lol The Pure Envy Oasis is a dual ended triple threat: vibrating dildo, clit licking action, and a suction function with two attachments. The suction feature is operated by two buttons, one you can hold for 3 seconds so it does a continuous suck or press and control yourself and one to release the overall suction. The little tongue on its own is smoothly textured but comes with a little grippy to add a bit more sensation, is operated by one button that's held for a moment to power it on and then pressed to cycle through its 7 lovely licking modes. The vibrating thick boy dildo end is pretty decent and has 10 features that are controlled with one button as well, hold to power on and press to cycle through. This is one of the most unique toys in my collection thus far and leaves me with mixed feelings. I love, or least really want to love, the licking feature, as it does feel delightful but it's a bit more cumbersome to keep in place than other toys with a similar feature. The dildo end is quite nice, has I believe one of the thicker girths in my collection so far so there's a bit of variety in that category now and the vibrations are decent. The suction features has me dumbfounded lol, I think it's definitely user error but I don't find it to be an enjoyable feature personally but I did find it useful as a wall/lid suction cup should I ever decide to go down the hands free rabbit hole someday.

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