Palm Power Massager Review: Too Retro

Jul 04, 2025

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Overall Rating

Product Design

4.0

Ease of use

5.0

Sensory Quality

3.5

Ease of Cleaning

4.0

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Noise Level
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My verdict

The Palm Power Massager was my first ever experience with a corded vibrator. Right off the bat, it felt very retro. It reminded me of an early episode of Sex and the City where Samantha was looking for a replacement “neck massager.” The Palm Power Massager screams 90s. Getting to the point: my verdict on this toy is “meh.” The packaging and toy are entirely made of plastic, which just feels cheap and wasteful. The toy itself packs some serious power, and not having to charge it is nice. It seems to have no limit on how powerful the vibrations can be, and with the ABS plastic coating, they’re rumbly. But it’s hard to shake the feeling that this is an early, low-tech, poor-quality model of a wand. And I can’t help but wonder, why not just buy a better, rechargeable wand?

Pros: Long cord; No charging time; Powerful sensations; Optional heads

Cons: Low-quality materials; Corded; Loud

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