Right off the bat, this isn’t a penetrative toy, it’s purely a tactile and visual experience. With that out of the way, these Chesticles follow an anime-inspired theme. As far as I can tell, they’re not based on any specific character, just a cute (and not-so-innocent) nun waifu.

The packaging is genuinely impressive, but I’ll get into that later in the review.

After pulling the Cuddle Cannons out of the box, I was floored by how stunning her Holy Honkers looked. The nipples are erect and painted a vibrant pink. The color is applied well and hasn’t rubbed off after cleaning or use. There’s quite a bit of detail too, not just in molding her Massive Monastery Melons, but also in the collarbone and lower neck area. The back side isn’t detailed at all, it’s just a flat silicone slab, which actually makes it easy to lay her down on her back.

At the end of the day, it’s just a really nice rack…there’s not much more I can say, and honestly, not a better way to put it.

These things are so much fun to slap, grope, and motorboat. Honestly, it’s the most fun I’ve had with a toy outside of penetrative play. I had my face buried between her Theological Thumpers like elelelelelelele! And the tit jobs? Out of this world.

I know I already said it, but these Blessed Bazoombas are seriously high quality. They hold their shape really well and squish around with a super realistic feel. The material used for that skin-like sensation is absolutely worth it. And like I mentioned earlier, the paint on her nipples is impressively durable, it hasn’t washed off or faded at all. Altogether, it makes for a beautiful, realistic feeling rack that’s just straight up fun to fuck around with.

Coming in at a hundred bucks, it’s not exactly a casual pickup. That price tag can feel like a lot if you’re just looking for a quick thrill. But if you’re after a seriously nice pair of bouncing boobies…or just want to spice things up with something new…these Cathedral Cannons will 100% get you off. No regrets, just righteous rack worship.

I didn’t really know what to expect out of this toy when I picked it out, I literally have no reference for it since i’ve never had just bewbs as a toy, no penetration or anything. Safe to say I got these mostly for the visual appeal, partly for the novelty. The packaging was really cool and I almost felt bad throwing it away. once they were out of the box I naturally started slapping em around mostly amused by the weightiness and realistic jiggle, feel, and bounce. “These things are fucking awesome,” is what I was thinking initially. Now at face value there’s not a whole lot you can do with them, so the novelty wears off fairly quickly. After putting my face all up in em and groping them to my little perverted hearts content, and giving myself the best titjob ever, I was just left thinking, alright now what? Despite the limited amount of penis stimulation, I actually quite like em for what they are, and I would recommend them, just don’t expect the world out of them.

The box is incredible. The whole outside of the box is a hot pink color, and the front face gets straight to business with our seductive sister lifting her top. I’m just gonna say it man, the longing aroused look she has gives me such a raging hard on dude, but that’s not even the best part of the box. The back face has an almost full scale image of the actual product, with height and width measurements. And on the sides of the box you’ll find some information about the build of the boobs as well as some ideas for enjoying those mamalamas. The best part of the packaging though is when you open it up. After lifting up the first flap, you’re greeted to a fine shyt anime sister with a clear plastic window showcasing the milk bags in all their glory. The boobs come sealed in a plastic bag and secured with hard plastic spacers, and under that is yet ANOTHER giant full color print of our sultry sister, proudly displaying her huge airbags while having such a sinful little expression on her innocent face. This is a box that I hesitated throwing away.

Literally the easiest toy to clean ever. There no holes, no deep nooks or crannies, no stubborn, hard to reach spots. It is literally just a matter of rinse it off and dry it.