The Worst Masturbator I've Ever Used (Meiki No Shoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu Masturbator)

Jul 28, 2025
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Overall Rating

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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

Unfortunately, this toy just didn’t live up to the expectations. While it looks good and the internal textures may seem interesting at first, the overall experience is marred by its bulkiness, poor stability, and the care required to keep it clean. At $60~, it's not worth the price, and I would recommend looking for alternatives that are better designed and more effective. This one is a hard pass and will not be staying in my collection.

Pros

Attractive aesthetic with a detailed look

Cons

Bulky and awkward to hold during use
Floppy, not stable
Overall unwieldy design

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  • smuttexts
    Jul 28, 2025
    Good to know I wasn't the only one who had a bad experience with these onahole type toys. Unfortunately I found the best thing about them was the box design.

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