How to Have Sex on the Furniture: Tips, Tricks, and 8 Steamy Positions

Who says you can’t have sex on the furniture? These days, the bedroom gets all the attention, while the couch, coffee table, and even your hammock are overlooked.

We’re not letting that happen anymore.

Sex on the furniture is adventurous, spontaneous, and downright hot (with the right support, of course). From coffee table quickies to kitchen counter rendezvous, it’s time to explore every ride in your home. Just remember to warn your guests before they sit… everywhere.

Furniture: Couch

Sex Position: Couch Face sitting

Let’s start your sexual assault on household furnishings with a ride you won’t forget.

Thanks to the built-in handles for you and neck support for them, couch face sitting may soon become the only face sitting either of you wants to do.

Have your partner sit down on the floor in front of the couch and rest their head on the edge of it. Their shoulders should sit comfortably against the couch while their neck and head are supported when they lean back.

If there’s any discomfort, take the time to add pillows under their head or body to ensure full support.

Now it’s your turn to straddle their head, placing one knee on either side of your partner’s head while facing the backrest of the couch. Lower yourself down to their mouth using the back of the sofa for stability, and let the fun begin.

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Furniture: Armchair/recliner

Sex Position: Lazy Boy Cowgirl

Perfect for lazy Sundays. Have your partner sit deep in the armchair while you straddle them and take control. Start by setting your knees between your thighs and the armrests. 

Bonus points for riding armrest-style if you like a little height and leverage.

Hot tip: Got a La-Z-Boy that reclines? Tip ‘er back and explore a whole new range of motion.

Furniture: Rocking Chair

Sex Position: The Rocking Hot Seat

Rocking chairs usually conjure up images of happy couples drinking sweet tea, watching the grandkids run through the fields while a pie cools on the window ledge. 

But, that’s not the fantasy we’re after. What we’re here to do is have a rocking good time with your home’s makeshift sex swing.

The Hot Seat is a position you’ve probably tried a hundred times, but as with all of the positions in this list, it’s all about location, location, location.

Your partner sits on the rocking chair (assuming their giving), holding the chair steady while you sit on top of them, facing away. This position engages your legs more than the traditional Chairman position since you’re leaning forward and balancing yourself while the chair moves.

Hot tip: Take this one slow at first. With the chair rocking, accidents can happen while you’re getting your sea legs, and penile flexibility can be put to an unexpected test.

Furniture: Desk

Sex Position: Reverse Face Fuck

We all know about the Executive Chairman, and we’re sick of it. We were craving something newer, hotter, and truly thrilling. So, behold: the Reverse Face Fuck.

The Reverse Face Fuck naturally aligns your mouth and throat, making head easier for those with a sensitive gag reflex. Not to mention, it’s beyond comfortable for the partner lying down, making the one standing up feel in control.

To perform this, you’ll begin by lying down on the desk—you can substitute a bed, counter, or dining table—with your head hanging over the side. Think Couch Face Sitting, but reverse. 

Your partner will stand at the edge of the desk, or kneel depending on the height, and insert themselves into your mouth. Then, it’s off to the races. 

Hot tip: Use your hand/mouth blow job combination to control how deep they thrust into you. And establish a non-verbal safe work, like a double tap on their thigh, before getting started.

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Furniture: Countertop

Sex Position: Stand and Receive

This position will have you screaming, “Yes, Chef” in a heartbeat. 

Lean over the counter, hands braced on the edge. Your partner will stand behind you, thrusting, spanking, or on their knees for a cheeky, midnight snack.

Oven mits, chefs' coats, and aprons are all optional.

Furniture: Washing Machine

Sex Position: The Express Wash

The washing machine is easily the most famous quickie destination in your household. While we’ve been shaking up every position for sex on the furniture, you just can’t beat a classic.

In anticipation of the Express Wash, we recommend gathering your dirty clothes and starting a wash. Once the machine is going, you’ll climb on. Spread your thighs and sit on the edge of the machine, primed for your partner to enter. 

Your partner will stand between your thighs and thrust while the machine vibrates and rumbles beneath you. 

Hot tip: To get vibrations from the top and bottom, grab a clitoral vibrator and lean back to create space for your toy, your partner, and the washing machine. 

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Furniture: Coffee Table

Sex Position: Doggy

Ever been in doggy and wished you had a proper elbow rest? Look no further than your coffee table.

Kneel down around 6 inches from your coffee table. Bend toward it, resting your chest and/or elbows on the tabletop. Have your partner assume position behind you, and take in the most supported, luxurious variation of doggy style out there.

Grab a pillow from the couch and throw it under your knees for a little extra cushion. Option to grab an extra for your elbows and your partner’s knees.

Furniture: Hammock

Sex Position: Swinging Victorian

Imagine missionary in the hammock, with a little twist.

Lie down in the hammock with your legs raised as high and as far back toward your shoulders as possible. Have your partner climb in and assume a missionary-type position. 

An option here to have your partner rest on their knees for added stability while the hammock gets a rockin’.

Looking for even more position ideas? We have you covered. Our guides for Intimate Sex Positions, Crazy Sex Positions, and full break down of 68 are perfect for you.