Flower Dickerations! (Section Intro)

This dickeration is one that many may consider a typical thing to have on display in a woman’s home. We tend to find them pretty, fragrant and colorful, but we also know they can be fragile and fading, so it wouldn’t be uncommon to see fake ones sitting around or every day items with flower themes or shapes about them. These next few vibes can easily join the club and sit front and center on your dresser, nightstand, vanity or where ever with most onlookers being none the wiser! Pretend they’re a speaker, an air freshener or just a cute little knick-knack you thought would fit just right! Trust me when I say “stopping to smell these flowers” is going to brighten your day in a whole new way!

Inya The Rose (Why We Chose It!)

First on the list is the Inya Rose! Since this is one I personally own, I can attest to the fact that I legit thought it looked like it could be a rose shaped Google/Alexa speaker when I first opened it. Obviously it’s not, or this would be a whole different blog. This little flower is actually considered a clitoral pressure wave simulator, which is just an overly fancy way of saying it’s an air pulse style device. Despite the name “Inya” it’s meant to go “Onya”, bringing pleasure to nipples, earlobes, and clitorises.

The flower measures 2.6” tall and 2.3” wide with an opening of 0.5" that makes it quite easy to cover the extremities you’d like to try it on.

It is a single button device that continuously cycles through its 7 speeds/functions when the button is pressed. Just the initial setting is quite intense! Never thought a flower could pack so much power! Beginners take caution when trying it out! It has a use time of 45min on high, a charge time of 90min and uses an adorable magnetic stand to charge. There is no official IPX rating provided and there seems to be a discrepancy regarding the amount of water it can handle.

Sites will say waterproof while the packaging says splash resistant and there’s quite a difference between the two. Please use and wash with caution as it’s not advisably submersible and the nooks and crannies can be quite tedious to clean.

This little dickeration has the ability to blend in with several flower lovers’ decors as it’s available in 5 colors: Pink, red, black white and… glow in the dark! It can be found on SheVibe, Amazon, Wal-Mart and several other sites and typically costs around $46, though it can be found for less depending on which one you go to.

If you’re interested in learning more about this toy please check out my personal review!

Next little flower is the Lovehoney Rose! It has a slightly different aesthetic than the Inya Rose as the center and its petals protrude a bit more, it has a chrome base and two buttons on its face. It claims to be a suction toy but seems to have descriptions that lean towards air pulsing. Personally, knowing I have a toy that is a sucker and several that pulsate, I would want to know which one it is for sure as I am NOT a fan of suckers, they make uncomfortable noises when releasing and don’t do much for me.

The flower measures 3” tall and 2.2” wide with an opening of 0.5" that makes it quite easy to cover the extremities you’d like to try it on.

It is a two button operation, the bottom being for power and the top allowing users to continuously cycle through the 10 settings (6 intensities and 4 patterns). The nice range of single vibration intensities makes it an excellent toy that covers beginners and power lovers! It has a 65min run time, a 60min charge time and uses a magnetic charge cable that connects to the back of the rose to juice up. It has an official IPX7 rating, allowing this flower to be over watered without issue! It also has a detachable head that makes cleaning just a bit breezier.

This dickeration is a true classic that is only available in its red rose color. It can be found on Amazon and Lovehoney and typically runs around $60, but it can be found on sale for cheaper at different times of the year or with deals on Amazon.

If you’re interested in learning more about this toy please check out the review by Sydney Screams!

Last but not least in our garden of dickerations is the Maia Tulip Pro! Similar to the Lovehoney Rose, this flower has a protruding center and a chrome base, but like the Inya Rose its petals are simple, straight and uniformly level and it uses a cute magnetic stand to charge. Unlike the others, it’s an overall genuine sucker style device (it can be seen sticking to the palm of our lovely reviewer in one of the pics).

The flower measures a whopping 4” tall and 2” wide with no real indication of how large the opening is.

It is a single button device that continuously cycles through its 15 speeds/suctions when the button is pressed. Beginners may or may not enjoy the initial intensity and may find it hard to apply appropriately. This flower can go for literal hours! The use time is 3.5hrs, the charge time is 2.5hrs and it uses a magnetic charging pad that can also be used for other compatible devices (phone or smart watch).

If you were considering hiding this one rather than putting it out on display, you can do so with ease as it’s the only one to come with a storage/travel pouch! It does not have an official IPX rating provided but it consistently claims to be 100% waterproof and submersible so your garden can be watered and cared for with ease!

This little dickeration is available in two colors: Pink and teal. It can be found on indigohoney, kamasutrasupply, Wal-Mart and other sites, and can cost anywhere from $53 - $110 depending on which one you visit.

If you’re interested in learning more about this toy please check out the review by MissIvy!

Animal Shaped Dickerations! (Section Intro)

Another dickeration is that is not uncommon to see in a woman’s choice of décor is animals, whether they are adorable and stuffed, some type of knick-knack or just patterned about. It’s almost unheard of to see a girl that doesn’t have even a small affinity for animals so it definitely wouldn’t look out of place at all to have one of these little guys sitting loud and proud somewhere in your room. These adorably disguised vibrators look like fun little fidget toys or just straight up figurines. What an honest low-key, and quite on the nose, way to let your inner animal out!

Pleasure Engine Elephant (Why We Picked It)

The first animal in our safari dickerating scheme is the Me You Us Wild Pleasure Trunk is an adorable semi-statuesque version of an elephant which might seem intimidating or strange to approach sexually but, according to our reviewer rishella and other site reviewers, it's more intuitive than you’d think! Its trunk is used for pinpoint accurate stimulation while its body is used for a more wide spread rumble.

Unfortunately, I cannot seem to locate any measurements for this device, but as you can see in rishella’s review, it’s no bigger than the palm of her hand.

It’s a single button operation, with the button being located on the belly side, that if held for 3 secs will de/activate the toy and if pressed after turned on will cycle through 10 modes, 2 intensities and 8 patterns. The use time and charge times are around 2hrs and it uses a 3.5mm style jack to charge up and return to the jungle. No actual IPX rating is provided but it does claim to be waterproof so bring it to the falls, the watering hole, or the tub with ease.

This dickeration seems to travel under many brands and is known as a trunk or an elephant, only comes in one color and can range from $14 to $30 depending on the site you come across, kamasutrasupply sells it for $15 if you want to snatch one up.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by rishellaa!

The next one in this category is the Unihorn Bean Blossom! This adorable little unicorn somewhat reminds me when Zeus created Pegasus for Hercules, as it’s almost cloud like in the puffiness of the shape with a godly halo colored glow to it (https://youtu.be/TuLvprCEonc?si=VXxLFwRmXAFrtIlE&t=19). It’s a perfect little desk or nightstand dickeration! The mouth may be the only thing that someone may question when glancing at it, but that’s okay, just tell them it’s a tongue flicking version of one of those squishy toys where the eyes bulge out.

This delightful little guy measures 3.75” long, 3.75” wide and 1.5” thick, making him relatively easy to keep as a travel companion and taking up very little space when put on display.

It’s a two button operation, the buttons being on the belly, with one button controlling 10 different vibrations and the other controlling 10 different tongue flicking actions. Just when you thought it couldn’t get cuter, it even comes with a collectible Unihorn card making the experience just a smidge more fun! It has a run time of 60min, a charge time of 120mins and uses a magnetic charger to juice up. No official IPX rating is provided so you unfortunately can’t take it for any midnight swims, but it’s okay to use on a rainy day as it does claim to be water resistant.

This particular Unihorn dickeration is only available in one bright but soft yellow color.

It can be seen flying around on Unihorn’s actual site, Wal-Mart, Amazon, SheVibe and other sites, and ranges from $29 to $62 depending on the site you come across, Wal-Mart sells it for $29 if you want to snatch one up. If you want a unicorn that matches your vibe a little more than this guy or one that provides a whole different style of pleasure, head over to Unihorn’s actual site as they have a plethora of uniquely fun and adorable little guys and they even have a narwhal (unicorn of the sea!)!!

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by Sara Bee!

The next, and sorta last one, in this section is the Satisfyer Orca. It’s not the most discreet as, similar to the Unihorn, its mouth is a bit questionable if someone were to get a bit too nosy about it. That being said, at a distance it could potentially pass for a whale themed electronic device, perhaps tell those nosy peepers it’s a keyboard cleaner.

This baby whale measures 4.1” long, 2.2” wide and 1.9” thick making it a decent travel companion and desktop dickeration.

It’s a three button operation, the buttons being on the belly, with one button being power, one controlling 10 different vibrations and the last controlling 11 different air pulsing actions. The use time is 1hr, the charge time is 4hrs and it uses a magnetic charger to juice up. It has an official IPX7 rating, meaning you can explore the depths of the ocean, or rather your bath tub with ease of mind!

This under the sea dickeration is only available as the orca and can be found on Satisfyer’s site, Kinkly, Sinful and other sites. It runs around $60 on Satisfyer but can be found for $36 on Kinkly.

If you’re interested in learning more about this toy please check out the review by Sydney Screams!

Zodiac Dickerations! (Section Intro)

Another cliché about women, is how much we love astrology, whether it’s actual star gazing, just catching up on a daily horoscope, reading tarot cards or palms, or getting deep into actual astrological connections. OurEroticJourney (OEJ), is known for their cute and unique zodiac themed toys that fit with any star girl’s vibe! You can display your own birth month or bask in the glory of your twin flame or soulmate’s star sign. These cute little vibes are sure to jive with your collection are are perfect for displaying outright.

OurEroticJourney Cancer Mini Vibe (Why We Chose It!)

The first star sign we’ll check out is Cancer (June 21 – July 22), since it kind of jives with the previous section of animal themed dickerations. This adorable little purple crab is perfect for beach lovers, animal lovers, and zodiac fans! It can be set out on display with no real fear of anyone initially assuming it’s really meant for sandy bottoms.

This little guy measures 2.4” long, 1.9” wide and 1.2” thick, making him perfect for travel and small enough to hide among your other favorite dickerations.

It’s a single button operation, the button being located between the legs of the crab, that cycles through 10 vibration modes with an overall design that’s meant for more external styles of play. It has a run and charge time of 1hr and uses a 3.5mm style charger to juice up. With an IPX6 rating, it isn’t fully waterproof, but can still handle a bit of rainy stargazing just fine.

This constellation dickeration is available in only one color and runs around $46 on OEJ’s actual site.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by sessie!

Our next constellation is the Virgo (August 23 – September 22). This one isn’t the most discreet shape, but since it’s close to the usual representation of the female form it can still be put on display. This is a beautiful ode to the female form and aligns nicely with the Virgo sign overall. The shape is a bit reminiscent of a wand style vibrator, the head being usable for a bit of penetration play, general massage, and clitoral stimulation.

She measures 4.4” long, 1.6” wide and 1.2” thick, making her decently sized for travel and small enough to hide among your other favorite dickerations.

It’s a single button operation, the button being located on the stomach, that cycles through 10 vibration modes with a style that allows for a bit more versatile play stills than the Cancer. It has a run and charge time of 1hr and uses a 3.5mm style charger to juice up. With an IPX6 rating, it isn’t fully waterproof, but can still handle a bit of rainy stargazing just fine.

This constellation dickeration is available in only one color and runs around $46 on OEJ’s actual site.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by Sarah Bee!

The last constellation we’ll check out on the stargazing portion of our dickeration journey is the Aquarius (January 20 – February 18). The Aquarius is a cute vase shaped base with a genie style whisp of smoke exiting the top of it, making it the closest to a regular shaped vibrator as you're going to get in this collection. Thanks to its shape it can be used internally or as a potential G-Spot toy, as well as a clitoral stimulator.

This genie in a bottle measures 3.8” long, 2.7” wide and 1.2” thick, putting it right in between the other two signs as far as a decent travel companion and dickeration goes.

It’s a single button operation, the button being located on one side of the vase, that cycles through 10 vibration modes with a style that allows for the most versatile styles of play in the collection. It has a run and charge time of 1hr and uses a 3.5mm style charger to juice up. With an IPX6 rating, it isn’t fully waterproof, but will still let you admire the constellations from a soothing body of water.

This constellation dickeration is available in only one color and runs around $46 on OEJ’s actual site.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by HP!

Make-Up Lover Accessories! (Section Intro)

As some of you may or may not know, I also host a show on TLC (Tantalizing Little Contraptions) which covers topics like “how to make those lips feel fuller and look plumper”, “how to enhance your natural glow”, and “how to add a little spice to your morning routine.” We essentially cover those perfect little accessories that fall into yet another stereotypical cliché in the feminine arsenal... we’re all make-up lovers.

Personally, I’m a basic eyeliner and mascara kind of girl, with eye shadow and lip gloss being a rare, exotic look for me to delve into.

The rest is absolutely lost on me: eyebrow shaping, cheek contouring, using concealer in general, or transforming into an almost entirely different person is just utterly out of my wheelhouse, I leave that to the other reviewers here on ToyChats and other women in general. I don’t even own a make-up bag on purpose, the ones I have were gifted to me by people that don’t pay attention to my habits. Thank goodness they did that though, as I now have a proper storage place for this exact section of toys!

Iroha Stick (Why We Chose It!)

One of the most popular accessories in a make-up lover’s collection is: Lipstick. If you want to look like one of those pampered trophy wives on other channels that get to sit around and eat BonBons all day while eye-f*cking the pool boy and flirting with his slightly hotter half brother that works as the gardener… this is a must have item. If you’re looking for one that’s subtle in looks and color but still has that “Wow!” factor, then look no further, as the Iroha Stick is the accessory that’ll fit just that!

The Iroha Stick is a super adorable, totally discreet, and utterly convincing (at least at first glance) lipstick shaped vibrator that measures 5.71" long and 1.34" wide.

It is a single vibe device with increasing intensity that's controlled by the dial on the bottom of the product; rotate left to shut it off and anywhere to the right for your desired intensity of pleasure. It has an angled tip for pinpoint accurate clitoral stimulation and is potentially long enough for some light teasing and G-Spot tickling. What's even better is that it doesn't require a charger to power it, but a single AAA battery, so there's no need to explain some strange cable floating around in your bags that's not a typical USB-C or an i-Phone cable.

It has an amazing run time of 5 hours and obviously no charge time, just make sure to have a spare rechargeable battery around and keep going. There's no official IPX rating provided on the site but it claims to be submersible up to 20" so get ready to enjoy that wet and wild lip balm look.

This perfect on-the-town accessory is currently available in 4 color combinations for $15-$20 on Tenga's site and is well worth it, whether you're super new and shy or you're just looking for a nice sneaky travel companion.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the reviews by organbf, Saash, and sessie!

If you want lusciously full lips with a nice wet gloss, then check out the Romp Lipstick! The Romp Lipstick is a colorfully loud but surprisingly quiet vibrator that is not only discreet but provides an undeniably glossy feel. This little accessory is sure to get those hearts and lips pulsing.

This boldly colored lipstick measures 4.13” long and 0.75” wide, taking up just a smidge less space in the make-up bag than the Iroha Stick.

It’s a single button operation, meant for external stimulation rather than internal (nipples, clit, tiny hickies), with 7 plumping pulses that will have you glowing by the end of the night.

If you’re not a fan of batteries being the source of power and don’t mind adding another cable to your purse, then you’re in luck as this device uses a magnetic style charger to power up. It has a run time of 2hrs with a charge time of 1.5hrs, meaning your look lasts longer than the time it took to prep it! If you’re afraid of it smearing, smudging, or running don’t be as it has an IPX7 rating, meaning it’s fully “drink-proof” (waterproof).

This discreet make-up bag accessory is only available in the one color and typically runs around $60 on Romp’s site but can be found on sale if you look in the right places. You also don’t have to worry about having to special order it online, if you want you can sometimes find it locally at stores like CVS!

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check my personal review!

This next and last device is a bit of a puzzler, as it definitely blends into a crowded make-up bag with ease. The design provides an unexpected edge of telling peeping poachers that it’s from an overseas make-up line that only models use. What type of make-up it is, is totally your choice as it looks like it could be anything!

This confuzzling little master of disguise measures a whopping 2.4” long, 2.05” wide and 1.34” thick, taking up virtually no space at all when you decide to bring it out on the town.

It’s a single button operation, and though it’s small and may only have a single setting, it’s a silent killer that packs quite a punch! It runs on a single AAA battery (included), and is said to last up to 5hrs on a single use! No official IPX rating is provided, so there’s no guarantee that it won’t fade if soaked too long, but there’s hope in the fact that it does claim to still somehow be waterproof and submersible up to 20" (50cm). Not only is it easy to use by hand, but if placed just right it could be used in a sitting position for a fun, tingly, hands-free experience as well!

This beautiful accessory is available in three different colors (Fuji-Lemon, Ume-Anzu, and Sora-Mikan) and comes in at $23 on Iroha's actual site and on Tenga-US!

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check my personal review or the one written up by MissIvy!

Artsy Dickerations! (Section Intro)

If you’re a fan of the arts, the next few dickerations may be worth showcasing around your adobe! This category of discreet vibrators range from basic shapes to intriguing pieces. Feel free to make up some artsy fartsy, hoity toity style backstories regarding the origins of this desktop dickerators. “Ah yes, this piece is from the cough cough region of ahem, cherished by the hrumph people as it’s known to bring about insert some phoney bologna lure. I got it while on my travels to name drop some fancy schmancy place.”

Satisfyer Triball 2 (Why We Chose It!)

First up in the artsy category is a funky piece known as the Satisfyer Tri Ball 2. This piece does and doesn’t scream sex toy, it more or less kind of screams funky massager, strange coat hanger, or just interesting dickeration. It’s meant to be a clitoral, vaginal and anal stimulator… but(t) can also be used as an overall body massager. With the provided handle it can be hung as a unique piece of wall art.

This trippy device measures 7.8” long, 3.25” wide and 1.5” thick making it an okay travel partner and a larger dickeration.

It’s a three button operation, the buttons being located on the handle, with 10 overall vibration settings with 5 intensity levels, giving it the ability to satisfy a large range of users. The use time is seems to be an elusive thing to find, though the charge time is 2hrs and it uses a magnetic charger to juice up. With an official IPX7 rating you can enjoy a glass of wine and an eclectically unique evening in the bath.

This bulbous dickeration is only available in light blue but can be found on Satisfyer’s site, Amazon, Wal-Mart, Kinkly, SheVibe and more ranging from $51 - $70 depending on which site you choose.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by Satisfaction_Seeker!

Another installation dickeration is the Iroha Midori. They claim it’s as soft as a cloud but has a somewhat more unique shape to it, almost pear like but nooooot quite. KarlandLeni described it best in their review: "The Iroha Midori looks like it floated down from a dream, maybe born from the gentle collision of two clouds.” As far as what style of vibrator it is, this one skirts the edge being an egg. If you find you’re a grinding kind of gal, but not quite a fan of the flat panty style vibrator, this might be up your alley! While it’s technically an external vibe, it might just pass as a modern art piece if left out on your nightstand.

This piece of art measures 4.72” long, 3.74” wide and 2.44” thick, making it a decent travel size partner and a smallish artsy dickeration. It is single button operated with 5 settings, 3 intensities and 2 patterns, that may not be the most world rocking but definitely help create a sensual and delicate experience. It has a use time of 1.5hrs on high, a charge time of 2hrs and comes with an adorable magnetic stand that just adds to the aesthetic while charging. It's rated IPX7, so your bath time troubles will melt away as you reach cloud nine!

This device is available in 2 colors, green and pink, and can be found on Tenga, Irohna, SheVibe, Amazon and other sites. The costs ranges from $81 - $111 depending on the site, with Tenga being one of the cheapest at $81.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by KarlandLeni!

The Je Joue Mimi Soft is the last piece in our collection of museum-esque dickerations. It’s oddly a perfect transition between this category and the next, which is randomly discreet dickerations. Why is it in between? Well that’s because it has a simplistic artistic style to it that allows it to pass as a plain paperweight, a “stress” toy, or maybe just a large pebble type thing, but honestly could also pass in this day and age as a vape pen you might have left out randomly. With the vape pen idea you could essentially leave it on the living room coffee table with no one being the wiser, so long as they don’t try to hit that.

This basic girl vibe measures 3.5” long and 2” wide with an unknown thickness, making it pretty on par with most vape pen measurements. Easy pocket fit.

It is a three button operation, the buttons being located on the chrome base of the piece, with 5 speeds and 7 patterns. This device is mostly for external styles of play or can even be used as just a basic mini massager. It has a use time of 1hr, a charge time of 1.5hrs and uses a magnetic style charger that hugs the base like some vape pen style chargers do in order to juice up. No official IPX rating is provided but it does claim to be waterproof on different sites, however I’d still advise the it be used with a bit of caution. I wouldn’t get too gungho with the pebble skipping.

This installation dickeration is available in 4 colors: black, lilac, pink and purple. It can be found on Je Joue’s site, SheVibe, Kinkly, Amazon, Wal-Mart and more and seems to range from $67 (on sale) to $99 depending on where you find it. Kinkly currently has it on sale for $67.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by Saash!

Random Dickerations! (Section Intro)

While some girls stick to a whole theme, other girls like to keep things random! So this last bit of dickeration fun includes some of the most randomly kitschy designs. From outer space to storybook characters this unique little devices are sure to bring a whole new level to your overall vibe and aesthetic!

Rock Candy Toys Fun Size Lala Pop Mini Wand (Why We Chose It!)

Let’s face it, who doesn’t love candy?! We’re all a bit guilty now and then for having a sweet tooth of some sort, just like we’re all capable of being a bit naughty. ;P What better way to satisfy a naughty sweet tooth than with a lollipop?! Granted this one isn’t meant for licking as much as it is sticking. Rock Candy's Lala-Pop is an adorable fun-sized vibrator that will leave you feeling sticky and sweet in the best way and is the perfect little candy themed dickeration for your candy bowl!

This bite-sized lolli measures 3.5” long and 1.27” wide and can be used in a variety of play styles, whether it’s a mini massage, clitoral play or light penetration. This pocket sized beauty will satiate those cravings morning, noon and night!

It’s a single button operation with 4 overall functions, 3 vibes and 1 pattern, that pack a surprising punch. Unlike most battery operated toys, this one runs on 4 LR-44s, don’t fret, they can be found at a Dollar Tree so you can still feel like a kid in a candy shop without breaking the bank or hunting down a battery kiosk at Wal-Mart or Lowe’s. The best though, Rock Candy was kind enough to include the first set, so you can enjoy your candy immediately!

This little sucker is available in 3 colors: light blue, pink and purple. Keep in mind, pink and purple are the most common colors to be found, blue seems to be a bit allusive. You can find this delightful treat on Rock Candy’s site, Wal-Mart, Amazon, My Pleasure Essentials and other sites ranging from $10 to $19 depending on where you look. To get it for $10 head over to My Pleasure Essentials.

If you're looking for other ways to satisfy your sweet tooth... I highly recommend checking out Rock Candy's actual site as they have even more bite-sized goodies for under $20 that look adorably fun!

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out the review by MissIvy!

Sometimes sex toys don’t ever have to be used as sex toys, especially when they don’t look like one in the slightest. The Ava Evo has been featured in most of my blogs thus far as it’s a cheap, discreet and powerful wand vibrator that looks like it belongs at a spa. It can be used for clitoral stimulation and light penetration, but overall is just a really nice regular overall body massager. It’s the massager that’s actually okay to grind against without feeling guilty.

This massage wand measures 10” long and around 2.5” wide, long enough to help reach those pesky knots in awkward, hard to reach places.

It’s a three button operation, the buttons being on the handle, with 20 settings and 8 intensities that are sure to melt the knots and satisfy a large range of users. It has an amazing use time of 6hrs, which blows most regular body massagers out of the water as well as a good chunk of wand vibrators. The charge time is 4hrs, which is a bit rough but, given how long it lasts and how often it’ll actual need charged depending on use, isn’t all that bad in the grand scheme of it. The charger is a DC jack.

This luxurious spa like massager is available in two colors, black and off-white, and is available on Amazon for around $23 which isn't bad for an amazing nice spa day in!

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out my personal review!

Are you a fan of fairy tales and fables? Are you afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Do you like to take long walks in the forest while delivering goodies to your grandmother? Depending on your answers to these questions, you may just fall in love with this next randomly discreet dickeration! Natalie’s Toy Box Little Red Bullet Vibrator is a fun Little Red Riding Hood themed toy that is able to be used in a variety of play styles while looking perfectly inconspicuous on a shelf or in a small figurine collection.

Little Red stands to be 3.43” tall and 1.4” wide, making her the perfect travel companion or desktop buddy.

She’s a one button kind of girl, discreetly disguised as her purse, with the capability of providing 16 surprisingly naughty but nice vibrations! Her run time is around 1hr, she sleeps for an unknown amount of time and a magnetic charger discreetly but awkwardly seems to connect to her nether region. There is no official IPX rating provided, but there are claims that she can swim, jump and dive with the best of them!

This beloved fairy tale character is available only as herself on Like a Kitten’s site, Orchid Toys, Kinkly, Wal-Mart and other sites. She charges anywhere from $28 - $62 for her services depending on where you pick her up from.

If you’re interested in learning more about this toy please check out the review by Sydney Screams!

If you’re a fan of space and want to take a rocket to the moon, then Satisfyer’s Mission Control is the toy for you! It is an adorably rocket shaped double ended clitoral stimulator with a tip full of vibrating sensations and an injector end with world changing air pulses each with its own ability to have you seeing stars! Space lovers are sure to want to leave this out on the nightstand as a simple dickeration dedication to their star studded missions.This little rocket stands at 4” tall with a width of 3."

It’s a three button operation, the buttons being located on the front face: the top button activates and cycles through the 12 vibration settings for the tip of the rocket; the middle button is the power button and the increase button for the 11 air pulse settings; and the bottom button acts as the decrease button for the air pulse settings making it even easier to get you over the moon. Living in a day and age where Elon Musk is in charge of creating electric vehicles, this poor little rocket can only run for 1hr on a single charge and needs 2hrs to get there, and of course uses a magnetic charger as its source. Unlike the Tesla vehicles, this baby is IPX7 rated and can handle not only handle a drop of water but can make an underwater journey like it’s a submarine.

You can fly this device in two colors, violet and blue, and find it on Satisfyer’s site, Amazon, SheVibe, Apotheke and other sites ranging from around $50 - $60 depending on where you pick it up from.

If you're interested in learning more about this toy check out my personal review!

No channel/blog is complete without a fun infomercial/ad for a good tool to have around the house! Unlike those other pesky channels that interrupt your show every 5 minutes to do so or those blogs that plaster them in the middle, I chose to save that shit for last like a classy TV/Blog guide.

**Infomercial Voice** (You know the one)

If you want to feel as powerful as Thor and as useful as Barb the Builder, all with the bright neon look of a Barbie accessory then you should check out Lovense’s Ambi! This hammer shaped bullet can fit right in your toolbox or tool belt as the useful tool it is. If you’re in need of a good nailing, just sync up with Lovense’s app to connect to the right Mr./Mrs. Fix-it, or look up a handy DIY tutorial and get down to business!

This handy tool measures 3.39” long, 2.29” wide and 1.08” thick making it a perfect fit for the small pockets on your tool bag and the right size to get the important jobs done! It has 7 presets, 3 intensities and 4 patterns, that are accessed by the single button on the base of the handle; simply hold to power the device on/off and then press to cycle through the settings PRESTO. Barbie’s favorite Avenger cosplay accessory can last up to 2hrs, has a 1.3hr charge time and uses a bowl shaped magnetic charging base to re-harness its power! Worried about those pesky underwater projects that need done? Worry no more! With the official IPX7 rating, you can pound away in any splash zone that needs updated!

**BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!**

Cordless, waterproof and easy to find in the dark aren’t the only features to love about this tool. This power tool is also app controlled! That’s right, in a day and age where you’re looking up DIY tutorials and fix-it apps on your phone anyway, you can now enjoy swinging this hammer from your phone! Want those DIYs to feel a little more action packed? Your usual handy man out of town but you still need him to get a job done? Feeling like hammering away to a little music? Well get ready to use all those features and more when you pick up your tool and its app today!

You can find this handy hammer on Lovense, Amazon, KamaSutraSupply, Kinkly, SheVibe and more. Act Now and you can get it for anywhere from $59 - $120 depending on the site you find it.

If you’re interested in learning more about this toy please check out the review by Azélie and KarlandLeni!