RealDoll is the maker of the world's most realistic dildos on the market, but with a $600 price tag, it's really important to know what you're getting. I've got Rockwell, a slightly oval-shaped dildo with floating balls and ultra-realistic detailing. It's a beautiful dildo and has absolutely fooled some of my fans and adult platforms into thinking it's a real person, but I'm afraid that the quality has slipped recently, as chips of paint have fallen off of Rockwell's coronal ridge. This is an incredibly delicate dildo that really needs a very gentle touch. And don't even think about using silicone lube or cum lube with these dildos, as that is how I originally ruined my first RealCock 2!

Read More..

This might seem like your standard silicone dildo, but trust me, this is no ordinary suction cup companion. The moment you insert this baby and start to move, those weighted balls inside spring into action, delivering subtle, hypnotic rumblings that take the experience from “nice” to “wait, what just happened?!” This isn’t just another toy—it’s a multi-tasker, perfect for both vaginal and anal play. It absolutely delivers on its promises. The “shake, rattle, roll” effect provides deep, rumbly vibrations that are so satisfying, you’ll find yourself moving just to keep the magic going. The size? It hits that sweet spot—not quite beginner-friendly but forgiving enough for anyone to experiment. Even if you only go halfway, the sensations are incredible. The premium silicone feels great externally and internally, adding to the experience, and the suction cup is strong enough to stay exactly where you need it, even during more adventurous moments. The Bouncer works great in a harness too. The rolling balls create a dynamic rhythm that you and your partner will feel with every move, which gives strap on play a whole new pleasure hit. The only catch? It’s on the girthier and firmer side, so it might take a little warming up if you’re newer to larger toys. But once you’re in the zone, it’s nothing short of amazing. Ohh! It can totally join you in the bath or shower, bouncing in water an experience, you'd want to try for sure.

Read More..

Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

Read More..

If you're looking for a vibrating dildo that you can have tons of fun with alone or play with your partner, even if they're a long-distance love, this is a great option to go with. There are many fun benefits to the Mission 2 from Lovense, some that may even surprise you (they surprised me). With an app that allows full control of the Mission 2, you don't need to worry about pushing more than the "on" button on your toy. Not only that, but this fun vibe comes with three parts that, once put together, allow you to suction your toy to the wall and adjust it to your preferred position. Keep reading to learn more.

Read More..

This squirting fuck stick is vulgar, big, and makes a statement. It's a fun toy that's really great to play with! While it doesn't act like a real dick, it's still a lot of fun. It's great if you like the feeling of being filled up with cum or getting a facial.

Read More..

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

Read More..

The Takoyaki Tentacle from EroGeisha is a unique and intriguing toy, but it’s not for the faint of heart. The design, with its twisting tentacle and pronounced suckers, offers a sensation that's both fascinating and intense. The firmness of the silicone means you’ll feel every detail as it moves, which can be either a pro or a con depending on your preferences and preparation. When used with plenty of lube and a good warm-up, the Takoyaki Tentacle delivers a truly memorable experience, combining realistic textures with a twisting motion that’s unlike anything else I’ve tried. ​For those who are looking for something that delivers a mix of fantasy and realism, this toy could be a great addition to your collection. If EroGeisha ever decides to release a version with a softer silicone, I think it could make this already interesting toy even more enjoyable, particularly for those of us who prefer a bit more give in our playthings. Overall, the Takoyaki Tentacle offers a unique, if intense, experience that stands out for its design and texture, but it requires careful handling to get the most out of it. That all being said the EroGeisha’s Takoyaki - Tentacle scored 22/30 giving it a rating of 3.5/5, and I would recommend it for those seeking a very unique experience.

Read More..

This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

Read More..

Tawney finds the Calexotics rechargeable rumbling and thrusting silicone dildo fun, affordable, and well-suited for those looking to explore thrusting toys. While she appreciates its soft silicone material, realistic design, and waterproof feature, she wishes the vibration and thrusting functions could be controlled separately. Overall, it’s great for hands-free and harness use, making it ideal for vaginal penetration but less powerful for anal use.

Read More..