Pipedream Classix Mr. Right Vibrator Gave Me the Creeps

Jun 04, 2025

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The Pipedream Classix Mr. Right Vibrator in the color blue.

Overall Rating

Product Design

0.1

Ease of use

4.0

Sensory Quality

0.1

Ease of Cleaning

4.0

Price Range
Noise Level
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

Keyword

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My verdict

This is a weird little toy. I’ve told you guys before that I judge sex toys by their cover. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I’ve been proven wrong many times. I was hoping to be proven wrong this time, really. I gave it a shot, I promise. Even when I had to go to the store and buy new batteries, I told myself it would be worth it. But this creepy and useless toy was not worth it. I also want to say, I’m all for lifelike dildos with realistic texture and ribbing. But do not dye it primary blue and make it unnecessarily squishy. I don’t have any interest in a soft and blue penis. I don’t like that it’s the same color as a children's toy. You can have lifelike and you can have bright colors, you cannot have them both and expect me to like it. A pastel would have been wonderful and an earth tone would have been even better. I’m not saying it can’t be colorful. I am saying that it cannot look and feel like a children’s slime tube. Aesthetics aside, let's discuss performance. First, it required batteries, but once we got past that annoyance and into playtime it did absolutely nothing for me. It was so soft and gooey. It doesn’t target your G-spot, and the handle is too short to maneuver. And while the veins and ribbing were nice, they were not as stimulating as I’m sure they were meant to be. Plus, the vibrations were “meh.” The only service it really provides is penetration. It’s hard to find something redeeming about this toy.

Pros: One vibration setting with a dial for speed

Cons: Mild intensity; Weird and artificial texture; Poor aesthetic choices; Battery Powered

Design

Pictured is an up close shot of the Pipedream Classix Mr. Right Vibrator.

I see what they were trying to do with Mr. Right. They wanted to create a fun and life like dildo that vibrated. I get that. But this toy feels like they typed that sentence into ChatGPT and just 3-D printed the first image they were presented.

It’s a weird design and an even weirder color. The handle is too short to allow for easy movement while using the toy, and the texture is wrong. It's not a lifelike texture because it’s too soft, gooey. This one takes the cake for materials that ruin arousal.

The high point of this toy might be the dial because it’s easy to use and easy to find. Which is the only positive thing I can think of for this toy.

Experience

I use sex toys to help me orgasm, during partnered sex and when I’m alone. I’ve found several dildos that feel amazing, and I look forward to playing with them.

This dildo did absolutely nothing for me, and if I just wanted to be penetrated, I’d have a one-night stand and prioritize his pleasure. That’s what this toy feels like to me because it does not feel like it was made with a receiver’s pleasure in mind, which is why I’m so turned off by it.

When I first saw the package, I was intrigued. Not my cup of tea, but I’m happy to be proven wrong. I opened the box and was immediately turned off by the texture.

Then, I went to the store, bought batteries, and came back to bed ready to be surprised. But the toy does next to nothing, it's just a soft penis that buzzes a little.

Quality

Pictured is the cap of the Pipedream Classix Mr. Right Vibrator.

Mr. Right feels cheap, and it’s made of TPE and ABS plastics. There's nothing luxurious about this combination. The area for the batteries was slightly too small, and I had to wedge them in. It’s not a quality toy nor is it thoughtfully made.

Price

Pictured is the Pipedream Classix Mr. Right Vibrator with a white background.

Mr. Right vibrating dildo sells for $34.99. Save your money, and do a little research, there are loads of dildo reviews right here on Toy Chats that blow this toy out of the water. You don’t need to spend a penny on a toy that isn’t made with your pleasure in mind.

Performance

Mr. Right was utterly underwhelming, and it has one vibration setting that is increased with a dial at the bottom of the toy. It has a moderate motor, but there’s no curve and the toy is too soft, so you just feel this buzzing inside you that isn’t targeted anywhere. It’s okay, but nothing noteworthy.

Packaging

It arrives in a plastic clamshell which is very fitting for an entirely plastic toy. Not that I’m hating on ABS plastic because there are plastic toys out there that use the material to their advantage; this one simply doesn't. If I can trust the materials a company uses, I’m comfortable with plastic. But when I can’t trust the company because their materials feel unsafe and their toy doesn’t perform well, I don’t want to put unnecessary plastic in my body.

Materials and care

Wash with warm water and soap. Do not fully submerge.

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