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The Pipedream Wanachi Mini Massager is a tiny dinosaur of a sex toy. It’s retro, from the colors and design to its materials and function. But retro is cool when it’s done right. This mini wand is battery powered and made of entirely ABS plastic. The downside is that the product is made of plastic. Yet, the upside, is the Wanachi Massager's rumbling vibrations. Yes, the head is rock solid, and is uncomfortable at first unless you like hard vibrations and surfaces. But nothing rattles and rumbles like ABS plastic. Wanachi’s Mini Massager has a mighty motor. With a dial at the end to adjust speed, you can crank the wand up to feel like a rocket about to launch. Which is exactly what I did, and it transformed my“take it or leave it” attitude to a thumbs up. The neck is poorly constructed with it’s accordion-style design, but the folds are too ridged to actually bend. You can stretch it out to get a solid curve in it, but it still doesn’t behave as well as a silicone neck. Overall, for a toy under $30, it’s not too shabby. I’d say if you’re on a trip and forgot your vibrator, you could pick this one up in a pinch and be content.

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It’s one thing to send a broken toy. But, to send a broken wand, with stains on the head and half of a button missing? What a shame. The Fantasy for Her Duo Wand looked like an interesting take on a wand. It has a curved head and is a comfortable size, not too big, not too small, but Pipedream lost a customer. I’ve gotten broken toys before. Years ago, I ordered a new Liberty 2 from Womanizer. I was so excited, the pandemic had closed down my job, leaving me at home to masturbate uninterrupted. Except, when the Liberty arrived, it didn’t work, no matter how long it charged nothing happened. I immediately reached out to Womanizer, and they replaced the toy, no questions asked, and I got a working toy in the end. It’s super normal, though still uncommon, for a toy to show up and not work. Most companies are great about replacing them. Had the Duo Wand just been broken, I would’ve gladly ordered another one. But alas, it showed up in its sealed plastic with stains on the head. I can’t imagine it had been used; that would truly cross so many lines. A toy should always arrive in its best condition, but there was chipping on the metal band around the handle, one button’s decal was smudged, and there were stains. Considering everything that was wrong with this toy, I don’t recommend trying toys from Pipedream.

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This is a weird little toy. I’ve told you guys before that I judge sex toys by their cover. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I’ve been proven wrong many times. I was hoping to be proven wrong this time, really. I gave it a shot, I promise. Even when I had to go to the store and buy new batteries, I told myself it would be worth it. But this creepy and useless toy was not worth it. I also want to say, I’m all for lifelike dildos with realistic texture and ribbing. But do not dye it primary blue and make it unnecessarily squishy. I don’t have any interest in a soft and blue penis. I don’t like that it’s the same color as a children's toy. You can have lifelike and you can have bright colors, you cannot have them both and expect me to like it. A pastel would have been wonderful and an earth tone would have been even better. I’m not saying it can’t be colorful. I am saying that it cannot look and feel like a children’s slime tube. Aesthetics aside, let's discuss performance. First, it required batteries, but once we got past that annoyance and into playtime it did absolutely nothing for me. It was so soft and gooey. It doesn’t target your G-spot, and the handle is too short to maneuver. And while the veins and ribbing were nice, they were not as stimulating as I’m sure they were meant to be. Plus, the vibrations were “meh.” The only service it really provides is penetration. It’s hard to find something redeeming about this toy.

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