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As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

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This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD

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As a complete newbie to sex toys, the Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator was the perfect introduction to the world of personal pleasure. What immediately stood out to me was how its viral status wasn’t just due to its cute, flower-like appearance, but also the advanced technology behind it. The suction-based stimulation provided a unique pleasurable sensation, and the multiple settings allowed me to control the intensity from gentle teasing to intense stimulation. I appreciated how compact and discreet it was—easy to store and completely unobtrusive when not in use. It’s ideal for those who are looking to explore powerful sensations without being overwhelmed, which made it a fantastic first choice for me.

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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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Overall, I like the Womanizer Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition. It's a beautiful coloration, it's submersible, I appreciate the 10 levels of air pulsation intensity, and it's comfortable to hold. But the auto-shut off at 10 minutes really annoys me, especially since it doesn't seem like there's a way to shut that "feature" off. The Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition is also on sale pretty regularly, so you can get a good price if you don't mind having this older model compared to newer models from Womanizer. It might be a bit louder than newer models and you may have fewer intensities, but it's still a good price for those looking to keep a purchase under $100/€100.

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This is a really fun toy! It is very quiet but powerful. The design is wacky looking but it works really well. The curve of the toy has it hit the g spot perfectly, and the toy can be used well hands free or with thrusting which is a bonus. Because of its shape, it does take a few minutes to get used to a different thrusting motion, but it is well worth it. While both motors are strong, the vaginal vibrator is more rumbly, which works quite well to help differentiate the sensations when both vibrators are on at the same time. Plus, rumbly vibrations are generally more pleasurable anyways! The vibrations are so good that it is difficult to hold on long enough "build up" to orgasm. Because of this, this toy may not be for those who like less stimulating or intense vibrators. For those who don’t mind an intense ride, this toy is perfect! In terms of cons, the toy lasts on the lower end of what is advertised at around 60 minutes with both motors running. At least once I could have sworn that it lasted closer to 45 minutes, so bear that in mind.

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Lovehoney's Rose is easy to clean, comfortable to hold, and has a stylish rose gold chrome ABS plastic base that keeps it standing upright. Plus it boasts air pulse modes (6 intensities, 4 patterns), waterproof, and it's affordably priced (when on sale). You can't go wrong with this rose! I think the Lovehoney Rose is a great gift for anyone who has yet to ride the rose train or people who loved their first one & are in need of a new one. I also think Rose vibes make for excellent bridesmaid or bachelorette party gifts. Despite the fact that rose toys are still relatively new type of toy, they skyrocketed to "icon" status for their powerful suction in a discreet design. The Lovehoney Rose is not my first rose toy, and at this point, I'm fairly certain it won't be my last, but it sure did make an impression!

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The Womanizer Pro 40 was the first suction toy that we got for our collection and it was a favorite from the get go. The fact that it doesn't have pattern variations is not a con for us and the simplicity and ease of use makes it perfect for beginners and those new to this type of toy. Although suction toys can be 'too much' if you are sensitive, we did not find this to be so with the Pro 40. The suctions are rumbly and start off low enough that even for a sensitive person, this was easy to scale up a level or two from the get go. This toy is more on the weightier side and it is larger than we originally expected, but don't get me wrong, this is no downside as the size makes it easy to hold and the shape makes it easy to use with fingers, other insertable vibrators/toys or can be used with penetration too which makes for some fun times. All in all, this toy is a good purchase and one that we as a couple would 110% recommend to anyone out there. It is a premium toy made from premium materials and it is not 'cheap' but not too expensive either. We do feel, however, that at this price point they could at least include a bag... (pro tip: you can use this on your man too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Mind blowing...)

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Given that I was only really able to use the fluttering tongue function of the Fleur, it’s really hard for me to say “you should go buy this toy!” Clearly Blush went above and beyond with the suction motor for the vibrator, which may make the device a good purchase for someone who likes intense suction. But it’s hard for me to justify a purchase to someone else when I couldn’t even handle using the toy’s functions myself. I would recommend Fleur for people who prefer suction to air pulse toys and/or like a good amount of intensity with the suction. I would not recommend this for people who like gentle suction or are beginners. I also wouldn’t recommend it if you only want the fluttering tongue, as the price point is a bit high for only that function, in my opinion.

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