Seal of Approval: Satisfyer's Sassy Seal Offers All the Options

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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

Pros

Cute design
Perfect size
Multiple vibration and pulse patterns
Dual motors

Cons

Confusing buttons
Poorly placed buttons
Un-sexy user manual

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Design

The product looks just like a little seal with its mouth open: flippers, tail, and all! It's so cute to behold and will definitely have you giggling as you open the box. Truly, it's impossible not to smile at this toy! The light blue color and soft silicone also add to its all-over design aesthetic. It honestly can't get cuter than this.

Performance

This product absolutely lives up to expectations! As a little vibrator shaped like an animal, one might write it off as more of a bachelorette party favor than a robust toy, but don't. It will definitely get the job done. Air pulse vibrators aren't necessarily better than traditional vibrators, but they do create a one-of-a-kind sensation. And when you pair this with a number of vibration types, it's easy to believe almost anyone would fall in love with this toy.

Experience

The product feels great, perfectly comfortable for a clitoral stimulator. It's small enough to fit right in the palm of your hand, and the body-safe silicone feels good against your skin and everything else... The performance is totally customizable and fantastic as previously stated. But one of the only downsides to this product is its buttons. They're not placed in the best spot, making them a bit difficult to press. This can make it annoying to change up the speed or vibration. In addition, figuring out the buttons is a bit difficult at first. The middle one turns on the air pulses and increases their intensity while the bottom button turns the intensity down. The top button needs to be held down to turn the vibrations on and off and pressed once to cycle through the options. It can take some getting used to, but the buttons aren't so poorly designed that they'll keep you from enjoying all Sassy Seal has to offer.

Quality

Sassy Seal provides a great deal of customization, which most users will love. It's hard to beat a product that can be modified to your own preferences. However, the button placement does make it a little more difficult to use, so I'd say the mid-tier quality is right for the experience.

Price

The price for this product hovers between $50 and $70 depending on where you buy it. As a versatile toy with a cute design and a 15-year guarantee, its price feels quite fair.

Packaging

The packaging feels cute, especially when you unfold the box. There isn't a lot of fuss, but the art and aesthetic are nice. The instruction manual, however, lacks any sexiness or fun copy, instead opting for brief safety information in multiple languages. All in all, it's not exciting, but the toy itself really offers the best of the product's design.

Materials and care

The product is easy to clean with soap and water, although you'll want to be careful of the charger port. The mouth or clitoral stimulator portion is quite large, so make sure you pour out any water that might be sitting inside after washing. Charging is easy once you get the cord lined up, but the magnetic charger does make things a bit awkward. The charger itself is also one you won't be likely to find in the wild, so make sure you don't lose it. The toy lights up when its done charging.

Special feature

Annoying buttons and charger cord aside, the special feature of this toy is its customizability. Those who like intensity and those who prefer a softer experience will both be satisfied, as will someone who wants to match any kind of vibration pattern to any level of air pressure. While some users can be overwhelmed by too many options, I can't help but stress that somewhere in this sea of satisfactions is a pattern for you. And I urge you to enjoy yourself while you look for it. It's what Sassy Seal would want.

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