Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!
The Satisfyer Sassy Seal looks exactly like the playful animal for which it's named. Its mouth is a comically large O, and its eyes are closed in sheer joy... or is it ecstasy? It's absolutely a riot to look at, but don't let its innocent aesthetic fool you. This toy has so many vibration and pulse patterns that can be used at whatever degree you choose, making it a secretly vigorous product that should be able to satisfy almost anyone.
Design
The product looks just like a little seal with its mouth open: flippers, tail, and all! It's so cute to behold and will definitely have you giggling as you open the box. Truly, it's impossible not to smile at this toy! The light blue color and soft silicone also add to its all-over design aesthetic. It honestly can't get cuter than this.
Performance
This product absolutely lives up to expectations! As a little vibrator shaped like an animal, one might write it off as more of a bachelorette party favor than a robust toy, but don't. It will definitely get the job done.
Air pulse vibrators aren't necessarily better than traditional vibrators, but they do create a one-of-a-kind sensation. And when you pair this with a number of vibration types, it's easy to believe almost anyone would fall in love with this toy.
Experience
The product feels great, perfectly comfortable for a clitoral stimulator. It's small enough to fit right in the palm of your hand, and the body-safe silicone feels good against your skin and everything else...
The performance is totally customizable and fantastic as previously stated. But one of the only downsides to this product is its buttons. They're not placed in the best spot, making them a bit difficult to press. This can make it annoying to change up the speed or vibration.
In addition, figuring out the buttons is a bit difficult at first. The middle one turns on the air pulses and increases their intensity while the bottom button turns the intensity down. The top button needs to be held down to turn the vibrations on and off and pressed once to cycle through the options. It can take some getting used to, but the buttons aren't so poorly designed that they'll keep you from enjoying all Sassy Seal has to offer.
Quality
Sassy Seal provides a great deal of customization, which most users will love. It's hard to beat a product that can be modified to your own preferences. However, the button placement does make it a little more difficult to use, so I'd say the mid-tier quality is right for the experience.
Price
The price for this product hovers between $50 and $70 depending on where you buy it. As a versatile toy with a cute design and a 15-year guarantee, its price feels quite fair.
Packaging
The packaging feels cute, especially when you unfold the box. There isn't a lot of fuss, but the art and aesthetic are nice. The instruction manual, however, lacks any sexiness or fun copy, instead opting for brief safety information in multiple languages. All in all, it's not exciting, but the toy itself really offers the best of the product's design.
Materials and care
The product is easy to clean with soap and water, although you'll want to be careful of the charger port. The mouth or clitoral stimulator portion is quite large, so make sure you pour out any water that might be sitting inside after washing.
Charging is easy once you get the cord lined up, but the magnetic charger does make things a bit awkward. The charger itself is also one you won't be likely to find in the wild, so make sure you don't lose it. The toy lights up when its done charging.
Special feature
Annoying buttons and charger cord aside, the special feature of this toy is its customizability. Those who like intensity and those who prefer a softer experience will both be satisfied, as will someone who wants to match any kind of vibration pattern to any level of air pressure.
While some users can be overwhelmed by too many options, I can't help but stress that somewhere in this sea of satisfactions is a pattern for you. And I urge you to enjoy yourself while you look for it. It's what Sassy Seal would want.
Bender is a versatile, well-designed product that will keep you happy for hours of flexible pleasure. And since it can be used on multiple body parts and it can bend easily, this is a highly recommendable vibrator that will be likely to please most consumers, especially those for whom some of the more typical products haven't worked in the past.
Tracy's Dog Clitoral Licking G Spot Vibrator is a lovely product that fits comfortably and feels like a dream. But when it gets down to the delivery, there are a few issues with its design that can make it less enjoyable for some.
This product is beautiful to look at from its purple hue to its sleek design. It's also a bit whimsical because you can see someone had a bit of fun designing the licker portion. What looks like a small, open mouth seems to grin at you when you open the package! This was one of the most engaging bits of design in the product for me; after all, who doesn't like to giggle a bit during sex?
The G-spot end may seem a bit wide compared to a few other, slimmer toys, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable as long as you use your lube. In my case, I went with a bit of foreplay with a toy I know before moving on to the main event. (Some reviewers online mention only needing a few minutes with this toy, but that wasn't my experience.) All in all, things were comfortable and easy in the beginning.
It's only when you get to the dual stimulation action that the product really shows its shortcomings. The G-spot vibrations are incredibly strong, giving you intense, all-through-your-body pleasure. However, it's hard to enjoy the main point of the product because the G-spot vibrations are so intense and the clitoral licker is so... not. It's difficult enough just to get the licker to sit where it should and stay there. And once you do, it can be almost impossible to feel it when the full vibrations of the G-spot stimulator are rocking through you.
All in all, it's a product that can get you there (especially if you're a bit creative). But it doesn't really deliver what it's promising — dual stimulation — which can feel like a letdown.
When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.
Lovehoney's ROMP Switch is a powerful little Clitoral Suction Stimulator before you even move too far through the 6 intensity levels it has. Being battery-operated, you don't have to worry about charge times. According to the box, you have a good 300 minutes of playtime with one set of batteries, and it only requires two AAAs. If you're looking for clitoral stimulation that is sure to get you off, this is the "switch" you'll want to make.
It's a gamble that could be worth it more than it's not. Go into it with low expectations and give it the chance to surprise you like it did me!
With finicky circuitry that made it a chore to initially keep on without bumping it out of place, this thing seemed like it was going to be destined for the trash bin. With a design that actually seems to concentrate the vibration in a beautifully easy to aim point that seems to allow me to focus on that one spot that really wants it...It's more than proved it's worth keeping!
Regarding the "Duration of Use", it was not a fully tested feature, so I made a minimum best guess thinking it should more than likely last longer. Testing it for my photo/video op took longer than it took me to reach satisfaction and I believe it would have kept going just fine and dandy. My guess is however long a AAA battery usually lasts would be the duration, and if you have rechargeable ones on hand and can move fast like you're working a NASCAR pit you'll have a good time! ;P
The Lovense Nora is a well-designed rabbit vibrator that excels in interactive and solo play, making it a great choice for those who enjoy connected intimacy. While it has some drawbacks, including noise and charging issues, it’s still an impressive addition to any toy collection. Ideal for beginners seeking dual stimulation, but consider its limitations if you need strong, quiet vibrations.
The Womanizer Duo 2 impresses with its dual stimulation capabilities, allowing independent control of both the G-spot and clitoral air pulse functions. With multiple intensity options and innovative features like the afterglow function and smart silence, it delivers a versatile, powerful, and discreet experience. Its waterproof design and eco-friendly packaging add to the overall appeal.
The Womanizer Blend is a high-performance sex toy with a sleek, ergonomic design and eco-friendly packaging. Its unique combination of air pulse and internal vibration technology delivers intense clitoral and G-spot stimulation. While the dual-stimulation capability is impressive, finding the optimal position for the clitoral stimulator can be a bit tricky. Additionally, the lack of independent adjustment for the clitoral stimulation may limit customization options for some users.
Overall, the Blend is a powerful tool for achieving blended orgasms, but it may not be the best fit for everyone, especially those who prefer more precise control.
These are amazing menstrual cups that are so comfortable to keep inside. I'm used to keeping menstrual cups inside of me for 7-8 hours max, but these fun cups are so much better. It's easier to use these toys when you're comfortable rather than when you're bleeding.
This toy is great for those looking for triple stimulation. If you want powerful orgasms in a cute form, then this toy is for you. This toy is easy to put in action and it gets you going right away. I love this adorable toy and I'm sure you will, too.