Reviews

You know those toys you try out thinking, “Let’s just see what all the fuss is about…” and then suddenly, you’re three sessions deep, talking to your friends like you’ve discovered enlightenment? That was me with Insomnia. 😅 I didn’t go in as a Riley Reid fan, I wasn’t even sure a mouth sleeve would do it for me. And now, this thing’s practically glued to my nightstand. The lips, the tongue, that sneaky little squeeze in chamber 2, it’s like someone reverse-engineered the feeling of a blowjob and said, “Let’s make this a toy.” It doesn’t go hard just for the sake of it. It builds. It paces. And somehow, it captures that slow, teasing, ridiculously hot kind of pleasure I didn’t even realize I was craving. I’ve used it fast, slow, in every direction (don’t flip it tho 😬), and it just gets me. Insomnia is the kind of toy that sneaks into your top shelf and refuses to leave. And honestly, I’m not complaining. If you’ve ever wished a Fleshlight could just feel like a BJ, this one’s not trying to simulate it. She is it. If you're still here you might already be halfway sold. 😉

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There's a Snake in my Puss! Don't worry, CalExotics' Charmer doesn't bite, and the only thing lethal about it is the pleasure it provides ;P. This stimulating toy will slither into your pants and charm you with ease with its dual-ended, firmly flexible body and 10 increasing intensity vibrations. Slumber lasts 2.5hrs, play lasts 35-90mins and charging is done with a 3.5mm jack style charger. Though no IPX rating is provided, all literature claims this little rattler is waterproof so be wary of this water snake entering your bath. Another exciting feature is its memory retention so play can be resumed at any point. I've gone from a Gryffindor to a Slytherin in a matter of a toy lol. Not entirely true, Malfoy can stuff it, but this toy can Slyther-in to my Chamber of Secrets any day ;P. The vibes range from beginner to advanced; the ribbed rattle feels nice inside and out; and the flex stays firm in place during all sorts of play. The dual-headed design aspect is a bit conflicting... Though the vibes are equal in both heads, the fact that the power button is on the snake head defeats the dual purpose as now it's no longer operable unless removed, pressed and reinserted and I'm not a fan of that ><". I can see it being disappointing to other users but I'll say the 35 min run time on high is not a disappointment as I can do sensual and/or speedy in under that and roll on with my day lol.

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Dame's Dip is designed by women, for women in order to ensure that the most intimate needs are met. The almost scoop-like design of the tip allows it to curl perfectly around or pinpoint poke the clit for external pleasure; curl inside and perfectly press against the G-Spot; or just glide in and bring penetrative pleasure. It has 5 intensity levels, the first of which is a very comfortable setting (intense but too much) while the others only grow in fervor; it's a step up for beginners that feel they're ready for a bit of oomf and a reliable go to for more experienced users. It has a use time of 1.5hrs on its highest setting, a charge time of 2hrs, and is charged by an everyday USB-C charger making it easy to charge anytime or any where you'd probably have your phone and charger with you as well lol. To operate hold the button to power on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. The Dip also features a travel lock that's activated by holding the button for 10secs or until the LED quits blinking altogether or blinks red, and it's only deactivated by plugging it into the charger. There's no official IPX rating anywhere, but all literature regarding it claims it's waterproof so it's highly likely that it's safe for bath time use. The Dip is a toy I'd go back to again and again because of its intensity, shape, and ease of use. The beginning intensity is definitely enough to get the job done and then some, and I love that the rest of the settings are all just a step up in the intensity instead of patterns I'm more than likely not going to use. I hate that it doesn't come with a pouch,

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This toy feels great, and considering it's frequently on deep sales it could be worth it for an entry level auto-stroker. At retail price though it's hard to recommend when the Handy is likely a better option and not that much more expensive.

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Let’s be real – when a pornstar like Mia Malkova gets a Fleshlight, we have to try it. There’s just something about the combo of iconic lips, cult status, and that wild “tentacle-core” texture that pulls you in 🐙✨ And LVL Up delivers exactly that: a wild ride, especially if you're into intense, non-stop stimulation from the first stroke. We loved the look, appreciated the realism of the molding, and even enjoyed the ride – up to a point. It’s not a sleeve for edging, slow build-ups, or gentle sessions. It’s more of a “hold on and try not to finish in 3 minutes” kind of toy, and honestly? That’s sometimes exactly what you want. So, is Mia’s Fleshlight a legendary level-up or just another name on the shelf? We’ll say this: she earned her spot, but maybe not on every session. Curious how the tentacle texture actually feels and if this thing can live up to the hype? Read on for the full deep dive – with all the messy, lubed-up details 👀💦

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This bondage frame is an absolute steal for the price—around $300 from AliExpress, shipped. It's solid, heavy-duty, and endlessly customisable. Out of the box, the default setup leaves a lot to be desired (and possibly dislocated), but treat it like BDSM LEGO and it becomes a pervert’s dream project. Whether you’re into strict restraint, kinky engineering, or mounting a fucking machine like a mad scientist, this "slave frame" delivers serious value and versatility.

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The Palm Power Massager was my first ever experience with a corded vibrator. Right off the bat, it felt very retro. It reminded me of an early episode of Sex and the City where Samantha was looking for a replacement “neck massager.” The Palm Power Massager screams 90s. Getting to the point: my verdict on this toy is “meh.” The packaging and toy are entirely made of plastic, which just feels cheap and wasteful. The toy itself packs some serious power, and not having to charge it is nice. It seems to have no limit on how powerful the vibrations can be, and with the ABS plastic coating, they’re rumbly. But it’s hard to shake the feeling that this is an early, low-tech, poor-quality model of a wand. And I can’t help but wonder, why not just buy a better, rechargeable wand?

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The Lelo Sona 3 Cruise Sonic Clitoral Massager is chef's kiss, and will make you a masturbation addict. For all the cum gremlins out there, you NEED this toy in your collection, it is a total game changer. This toy is made to last, and is a great investment for your pleasure. I never understood the hype around expensive sex toys, but I have converted, and now see why the sex toy industry is so lucrative. Touching yourself with this toy is fucking fantastic, but don't take my word for it, give the ol' girl a spin and let me know what you think.

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While other bullet vibrators I own have come and gone, one has remained: Blush's Limited Addiction Sublime Power Vibe. For over a year now, this vibrator has received regular use, and has never let me down (unless I forget to charge it. Oops!). With Blush's innovative technology, this bullet vibrator has a mixture of rumbly and buzzy, with the higher levels feeling far more buzzy than the lower levels. I personally love the slanted tip for pinpoint stimulation. The smooth vibrator has little to no drag, and feels like satin against the skin. Overall, I love this vibe, but the buttons are the my biggest gripe because there's not easy way to tell which is +/- while holding it against my anatomy.

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Smart, Smooth & Buzzier Than Expected We weren’t expecting Ambi to stay. Not with the Swan Bullet flexing its power and the Tango X rumbling like a jackhammer in disguise. But then Ambi pulled a move we didn’t see coming: it adapted. It didn’t try to win by force. It won by finesse. ☺️ It’s not the strongest bullet we’ve tested. On pure vibration power, it loses the race to both Swan and matches Tango. But it doesn’t need to be the strongest because Ambi does something different. It plays with you. Learns with you, and syncs with your vibe, your scene, and your pace. During couple play, it fit seamlessly into every position we tried: missionary, cowgirl, and spooning. The toy delivered steady, well-placed clit stimulation without ever being in the way. That’s rare because most vibrators either jab or vanish under the sheets. What really sold me was the interactive side. Being able to sync Ambi to my favorite videos via the Lovense app turned this from a “nice little toy” into a full mood experience. The way it pulsed with the scene, flowed with the audio, and stayed right in the sweet spot without me touching a thing? That’s not a feature. That’s a game changer. Sure, I’ll still grab Tango X when I want a deeper punch, and the Swan Bullet for those buzzy, brain-melting quickies. But Ambi has carved out its own space in my rotation. It’s my go-to when I want control, comfort, and a little intimacy with my toy – when I want something that gets smarter the more I use it.

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The Njoy Pure Wand is a functional design masterpiece and the industry standard by which all other prostate massagers are judged. The refined, minimalist design is not just for looks; the ergonomic "J" configuration and heavy weight are designed to provide unmatched precision and penetrating, strong pressure exactly where it's required. The medical-grade, high-quality stainless steel alternative offers a lifetime of usage along with absolute hygiene and the one kick of temperature play. It boldly replaces the well-known buzz of vibration with a stronger, controllable force that holds the potential for a deeper sense of body-to-body connection, in complete and stealthy quietude with it. The first high price is the first consideration of any potential consumer. But this ought to be considered not as a price, but as an investment in quality, safety, and pleasure in the long term. This is a "buy it for life" product that will never break down, fall apart, or need new batteries. To the connoisseur, this newbie devoted to beginning with the best, the Pure Wand's worth is undeniable. To the individual who appreciates strength and sanitary perfection, anyone whatsoever, the Njoy Pure Wand's worth is undeniable. In general, the NJoy Pure Wand is more than merely a sex toy; it is a durable, high-quality device for sexual discovery. If you are seriously interested in prostate play and willing to spend money on an experience rivaled by none other, then the Pure Wand is certainly the be-all-and-end-all choice and well worth making the central piece of any collection.

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This toy from Fleshlight is an intense addition to their sex toy collection. Kayley Gunner's vagina makes for a beautiful orifice. The texture? Equally as exciting. It's going to ease you into it then hit you with everything she's got. If you think you can handle it, then this might just be the toy for you.

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For the price of €90 the OTOUCH - Airturn2 Masturbator it is rather expensive compared to penis strokers that could be found on the market. I bought it when it was only €40 and for this price it's really a good masturbator for the penis which gives really good sensations and intense orgasms when using it. I hope that the designers/manufacturers of this toy increase the intensity of the suction in possible new versions of this toy and find a solution for the fact that it's difficult to clean the interior of the toy.

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Although the price for the toy was cheap, I found the actual design and substance of the toy to be even cheaper. Although it's only $40, I found that the total lack of functionality overlooks the fact that it "has" so many functions. As a first try with a new toy? Absolutely fine. As someone with more experience and refined taste? I would avoid this toy for something more attractive.

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Great idea for a toy, but it needs some design tweaks in order for me to recommend it.

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Every man's new favorite slogan: "Small Package, Big Orgasms!" Pure Envy's My Little Friend should make all of my other mini vibrators envious since it quickly became a top favorite! It's so tiny, which just in aesthetics makes it a winner in my book, but despite it's small stature it feels quite powerful! This device has pinpoint accuracy, 10 overall settings, is super quiet, utterly tiny and discrete, quite powerful and just awesome. The only downsides are the fact that there's no real difference between the first intensity and the third, it's oh so slight; there's no carrying pouch; and there is uncertainty about the IPX rating, the site says IPX5 but the box says fully waterproof. An IPX5 rating can withstand being under the sink and in the shower, but can NOT be used in the bathtub or fully submersed in water for any period of time. Make sure to dry the toy well after washing. Though there is no real difference in the first 3 settings, they do start out with an unexpected and enjoyable punch.

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