Nipple and Pussy Pump from Utimi: This Thing SUCKS... In a GREAT Way!!
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Overall Rating
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Powerful motor
- 3 modes 7 suction settings
- Waterproof
- Body safe materials
Cons
- Needed assistance with assembly
- Nipple tubing too short
About This Author
Kinky, adventurous, open-minded erotica author who supports sexual exploration, experimentation, and the freedom to do so without judgement. Sex positivity should be all inclusive, helping to create an environment where EVERYONE feels accepted and comfortable discussing their experiences, needs, and sexuality. It's a natural and beautiful part of themselves. My sex positivity is deeply rooted in my personal experiences and open-minded approach to sexuality Pleasure comes in many forms. It's a very personal and unique journey. I, for example, am porn obsessed, practice the BDSM lifestyle, have many deviant, pornographic perversions, and simply adore my beloved "smut gear" comprised of lingerie, toy, and lubricant collections. And that this should be OK. But maybe Susie and Johnny find my flavors of pleasure to be offensive or obscene. Having their opposing opinion should be just as fine. A healthy, positive outlook on sexual expression is an essential component of well-being.

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