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Enter the world of state-of-the-art, motorized Scandinavian male masturbation with The Handy. From its big black box discreet packaging to the heavyweight apparatus that holds the cup-like ribbed sleeve that connects you to the unit via its 'TruGrip' band, really what doesn’t this jerk-offer do? Online you can hook up to the 'Handyverse' (QR Code included with the instructions) and synchronize the machine to video and VR headsets. In this mode, you can also have a partner manipulate your strokes and speed via remote control. Offline, it becomes a highly versatile masturbator with a bunch of speeds and vibration modes. And with no battery running the motor, you just plug the Handy in, then yourself, and away you go. While this might not be the easiest machine to fit on yourself, and it does tend to get a little heavy the longer you are in it, you pay for what you get here....one of the higher-end motorized male masturbators on the market today.

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The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

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Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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An ultra-soft male stroke machine, this All-in from Blush features ribbed multi-texture, multi-chamber interior channels, each delivering its own mind-and-cock-blowing variations of suction sensation, mimicking the most expert lips, mouth, and throat. Rendered in a watch-your-cock-pound clear sleeve, this best-selling pocket pussy of the Blush Novelties brand is a comfy pretty-much-fit-all six inches long, 2.5 around. Adhering to what’s best about modern-day sex toys, this pocket pussy contains no synthetic fragrance and is both phthalates and latex free. The cylinder is also a breeze to clean with a good toy cleaner or joist soap and water. Yes, you do need a good amount of lube to get going here, and it might take some time to get the rhythm right. But once you are up, in, and pumping, this little handy fun toy squeezes and holds just right. It’s certainly a competent sleeve for the money.

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Aside from the pearlescent coloring of the hard shell covering of the device, I'm not sure how this device got its name, which means there's no room for puns, but boy do I have a few roast style jokes lol. This product looks and feels like Apple released a new ergonomic but naughty mouse lol. Thanks Steve Jobs xD! If Star Trek had a remote control for the transport device this would be it. Beam my bean up Scotty! Smash Mouth should have said all that shimmer is gold, as this little device makes me feel like I've struck gold! Like an X-rated version of Ariel I have suckers and vibrating dildos galore, but this thingamabob, I've only got the one. In all seriousness though, of all the toys I've reviewed thus far this one really is a standalone product. At first I thought it was going to be a bit cumbersome due to its shape and size but its actually quite ergonomic and versatile. Obviously it's a hand held device, but the shape and size also allows it to slip down between one's legs while sitting for a bit of hands free action. The strength is plentiful, not overly intense like the air pulse power of the INYA Rose, but on par with the strengths the Satsifyer Mission Control is capable of. Definitely a book I should not have judged by its cover as it's pretty handy after all lol.

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The Lulu masturbator is an amazing hands-free stroker. It gives you back your ability to move with hands-free masturbators, as most of them require you to be glued to your desk with a desk-mount. The toy's presentation is filled with luxury from beginning to end. You will absolutely appreciate every little thing that Utimi put into this product's design and packaging. If you want a truly hands-free experience, then you should definitely get this toy.

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