Porn Star Dildo Review: the BMS Naked Addiction Wins!

This toy has truly become one of the most versatile additions to my collection. While I still have a fondness for simpler toys that focus on external pleasure, I've been pleasantly converted. I've come to believe that every collection should include at least one toy that offers a multitude of pleasure experiences all at once.

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The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

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The Mustang is worth every penny, in my humble opinion. I can see it being my go-to dildo for a long while yet, and I have actually found myself choosing it over my favorite clitoral toys, which is high praise indeed! The stimulation is unlike any other silicone dildo I have come across, and I feel sorry for my other dildos — with the Mustang around, I can't see them getting a lot of action!

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Just no, I bought this as a G-Spot stimulator because of the shape. However, it's terrible! This is because whilst it affuxs to the Vac-U-Lock system, it is slightly different, and spins. It's going in the bin.

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Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo is a silly and fun dildo that I can’t recommend enough. The box the dildo comes in talks about it like it’s a “wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man.” And in a sense, it has that energy until you put it to use. I couldn’t take this dildo seriously when I first saw it. But then, I started to play, and next thing I knew, I was raving about it. It’s perfect for temperature play, it’s ultra soft to the touch, and curves with your body rather than fighting it. It’s also a perfectly lifelike and average size dildo. My biggest critique is the suction. It doesn’t attach to walls and barely stays on tables. The shower wall is the only place you can suction the dildo to and trust that it won’t slip or detach.

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

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He’s Big. He’s Bold. He’s Owen. 😏 This toy doesn’t just pretend to be Owen Grey – it feels like he somehow snuck into our bedroom and left a perfect replica behind. From the hyper-realistic details down to the vein patterns and that infamous piercing scar (yes, really), this is hands-down the most anatomically accurate dildo we’ve ever touched. And trust us, we’ve touched a few. 😅 That said, Owen’s Signature Cock is not for the faint of heart. He’s thick, heavy, and takes some serious prep – both mentally and physically. But if you’re ready to level up and want a high-quality, ultra-realistic toy that’s as close to the real Owen Grey as you’ll probably ever get, this one’s worth the hype. Do we wish he was a touch squishier on the outside? Sure. Would that stop us from reaching for him again? Absolutely not. Whether it’s for solo play, shared sessions, or your personal pornstar fantasy – this toy delivers. Just make sure you stretch first. 😉

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RealDoll is the maker of the world's most realistic dildos on the market, but with a $600 price tag, it's really important to know what you're getting. I've got Rockwell, a slightly oval-shaped dildo with floating balls and ultra-realistic detailing. It's a beautiful dildo and has absolutely fooled some of my fans and adult platforms into thinking it's a real person, but I'm afraid that the quality has slipped recently, as chips of paint have fallen off of Rockwell's coronal ridge. This is an incredibly delicate dildo that really needs a very gentle touch. And don't even think about using silicone lube or cum lube with these dildos, as that is how I originally ruined my first RealCock 2!

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