If you want "licked" so good your toes curl, your lip hurts from biting it, your eyes roll so far back they come back around and your body tenses with pleasure to an intense degree.... then the "tongue" feature on this device alone is worth getting the product. The rest you can read about below as this was the only saving grace and highly enjoyable feature of this toy in my opinion.

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I've never seen a company offering custom textures on a toy before until Godemiche's Grind Ring. They have 9 different texture offerings available, plus customizable mound height, colors, and optional add-ons like a vibrating attachment or lubricant. I customized mine with a high mound and waves in Godemiche Purple. I didn't get the optional V-Plate, but I do wish I had! This combination cock ring and grinder by Godemiche is an excellent toy for couples. You can also use the Grind Ring with a strap-on or by using your hand to rub it against your anatomy or placing it on a surface to grind yourself again. The soft silicone is very stretchy, so it can accommodate a wide range of girths, however it may feel tight on those with a lot of girth. If you're curious about grinders, I think that Godemiche's Grind Ring is an affordable way to experiment and discover the pleasures of grinder sex toys!

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I've started using the Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug in size extra-small while I'm throwing strap or doing housework, and my gosh does this plug feel GOOD! The texture is slightly raised with a beautiful, hand-carved, floral design that stimulates without overwhelming. Soft silicone can be sticky though, so cleaning this before and after use is really important. I love that it comes in a variety of sizes and that customers can choose their color and firmness options. Pro Tip: Wear tight fitting undies, bike shorts, or yoga pants to help keep it inserted!

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Overall, I like the Womanizer Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition. It's a beautiful coloration, it's submersible, I appreciate the 10 levels of air pulsation intensity, and it's comfortable to hold. But the auto-shut off at 10 minutes really annoys me, especially since it doesn't seem like there's a way to shut that "feature" off. The Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition is also on sale pretty regularly, so you can get a good price if you don't mind having this older model compared to newer models from Womanizer. It might be a bit louder than newer models and you may have fewer intensities, but it's still a good price for those looking to keep a purchase under $100/€100.

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It's a gamble that could be worth it more than it's not. Go into it with low expectations and give it the chance to surprise you like it did me! With finicky circuitry that made it a chore to initially keep on without bumping it out of place, this thing seemed like it was going to be destined for the trash bin. With a design that actually seems to concentrate the vibration in a beautifully easy to aim point that seems to allow me to focus on that one spot that really wants it...It's more than proved it's worth keeping! Regarding the "Duration of Use", it was not a fully tested feature, so I made a minimum best guess thinking it should more than likely last longer. Testing it for my photo/video op took longer than it took me to reach satisfaction and I believe it would have kept going just fine and dandy. My guess is however long a AAA battery usually lasts would be the duration, and if you have rechargeable ones on hand and can move fast like you're working a NASCAR pit you'll have a good time! ;P

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This is a really fun toy! It is very quiet but powerful. The design is wacky looking but it works really well. The curve of the toy has it hit the g spot perfectly, and the toy can be used well hands free or with thrusting which is a bonus. Because of its shape, it does take a few minutes to get used to a different thrusting motion, but it is well worth it. While both motors are strong, the vaginal vibrator is more rumbly, which works quite well to help differentiate the sensations when both vibrators are on at the same time. Plus, rumbly vibrations are generally more pleasurable anyways! The vibrations are so good that it is difficult to hold on long enough "build up" to orgasm. Because of this, this toy may not be for those who like less stimulating or intense vibrators. For those who don’t mind an intense ride, this toy is perfect! In terms of cons, the toy lasts on the lower end of what is advertised at around 60 minutes with both motors running. At least once I could have sworn that it lasted closer to 45 minutes, so bear that in mind.

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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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The French Tickler is an interesting concept, but I don't think it works well for my anatomy. I didn't feel much stimulation when I used it, and I was hoping that it would pack a bigger punch because of its large size and intense motor. I wills say that it is unique and may be a great addition to a novelty toy collectors arsenal.

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This naughty little Venus Butterfly has some ulterior motives. Instead of simply giving your G-spot a little vibe, the butterfly's little antennae offer some fun by being affected perfectly by the vibrating shaft. If you're looking for a smaller-sized toy with much to offer, this little bug from Calexotics Connect should be on your shopping list. It's a simple design, but it's one that honestly does more than you'd expect from it at first glance.

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