If you want "licked" so good your toes curl, your lip hurts from biting it, your eyes roll so far back they come back around and your body tenses with pleasure to an intense degree.... then the "tongue" feature on this device alone is worth getting the product. The rest you can read about below as this was the only saving grace and highly enjoyable feature of this toy in my opinion.

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If you like the sensation of POWERFUL ears, grab this toy NOW!!!! Beginners beware... The first intensity may be the only one you can handle the ears for... If you want to ride its little face that's another story, the more intense vibes can be felt there even if that's not totally what the design was meant for, the rest are out of this world! It has single vibes that go from "Oooo that's nice!" (1) to "Ummm... I can't see anymore!" (5) with 5 more patterns that will make your whole body convulse. It's definitely a toy for those that like a powerful punch and keeping things in high gear. It's shower friendly, puts the Energizer bunny to shame, is super adorable and easy to use. Keep in mind the weight and intensity can be a bit cumbersome and too tingly after using for awhile. So thrilled it's in my collection even though it's waaaaay more powerful than I initially thought and could ever use!

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Does the job in a portable, travel-friendly format. But maybe wait for a sale, because it feels a lot cheaper than it is.

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The Satisfyer Pro + G-Spot wants to be your all-in-one pleasure solution. On paper, it ticks a lot of boxes: internal and external stimulation, powerful vibes, strong suction, dual motors, waterproof design... sounds great, right? And while it can absolutely deliver orgasms, it’s got a few hurdles to jump before it gets you there. This toy feels like an ambitious group project where not all the team members are on the same page. The air pulse suction? Strong and effective. The internal vibrations? Deep and rumbling. But when it comes to doing both at once — especially on your anatomy? It doesn’t always work out. The shaft is hard and not very forgiving, and the alignment between your G-spot and clit has to be just right for the toy to shine. If it lands in that sweet spot for you, congrats! You’ve found a great little dual-action vibe at a good price. But if not? It can quickly become frustrating, uncomfortable, or just... not worth the effort. We had our moments with it, sure. But it never made it into our regular rotation. The design limits flexibility, and the rigid build doesn’t help. It’s solid for solo play, but loses its spark for couple sessions — and don’t get us started on all that unnecessary plastic in the packaging. 😑

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These are amazing menstrual cups that are so comfortable to keep inside. I'm used to keeping menstrual cups inside of me for 7-8 hours max, but these fun cups are so much better. It's easier to use these toys when you're comfortable rather than when you're bleeding.

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Given that I was only really able to use the fluttering tongue function of the Fleur, it’s really hard for me to say “you should go buy this toy!” Clearly Blush went above and beyond with the suction motor for the vibrator, which may make the device a good purchase for someone who likes intense suction. But it’s hard for me to justify a purchase to someone else when I couldn’t even handle using the toy’s functions myself. I would recommend Fleur for people who prefer suction to air pulse toys and/or like a good amount of intensity with the suction. I would not recommend this for people who like gentle suction or are beginners. I also wouldn’t recommend it if you only want the fluttering tongue, as the price point is a bit high for only that function, in my opinion.

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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This toy from Funzze is incredibly... fun. It's literally a 3-in-1 contraption, which is crazy to even think about. I will say that the caveat in that is the 3-in-1 "functions" work so far apart from one another. So instead of feeling three things at once, you're given the choice to feel 3 different things from 1 toy. Still, I loved the oscillations and the thrusting. The suction part of the toy could use some improvements in a future design. But did I have fun with this thing? Totally!

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WOW WOW WOW. Great value and the tongue is legit crazyyyy. Just buy this one!!! 4.75/5

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