Oliver James Large Wand Massager: Holy Moly

sessie

Mar 28, 2025

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Overall Rating
4.63/5
Product Design
5/5
Ease of use
5/5
4/5
Sensory Quality
4.5/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    5/5
  • Noise
    3.1/5
  • Duration of use
    280 minutes
  • Charging time
    120 minutes
Keyword
My verdict
I don’t usually get aroused immediately by a toy, but the Oliver James Large Wand Massager got me going right away. The large wand is large, nearly a foot long, making it oddly so comfortable to use. At first, I thought it looked a little gimmicky. It’s long, the handle is coated in shiny plastic, and it’s just so big it’s almost cartoonish. However, the neck is flexible, the silicone on the head is divine, and the vibrations are so strong I could feel them through my pants. The longer, curved handle on this model allows you to hold with your palm facing any direction, making the device super easy on your wrist - which is usually the first point of discomfort for me. I also found it super easy to use, from the buttons to the toy's ability to massage such a large area. I also used it to massage out shin splints and tight calves from running - something I’ve never considered doing - but it totally worked. This is truly a full-body massager.
Pros
Ergonomic handle
Flexible neck
Strong, discrete vibrations
Long battery life
Cons
It can leave you overstimulated
Design

The Oliver James Large Wand Massager is designed with comfort and relaxation in mind. The elongated, curved handle makes the toy 11.6 inches long, while the flexible, body-safe silicone head measures 2.5” inches wide. Lightweight plastic and simple design allow this toy to weigh less than a pound. This wand’s head is ultra flexible, allowing you to put as much pressure as needed wherever needed. The wand is relatively quiet, especially compared to the power it packs. Unfortunately, in choosing to make the toy lightweight and coat the handle in plastic rather than silicone, the toy is only water resistant. Making up for this is a nearly 5-hour battery life, eight speeds, and 20 patterns.

Experience

Like I mentioned before, this toy had my attention as soon as I opened the box. I’m a sucker for a powerful toy. What I appreciate most about this wand is how easy it is to hold, move, and navigate speed and pattern. There was no learning curve, it was all really straightforward. Compared to other wands, the Oliver James’ vibrations don’t feel muffled by too much silicone - as if this toy isn’t holding back. It has a great variety of speeds, and the lower intensities I think would be universally enjoyed. I do recommend staying in those lower intensities longer than usual. At least, that’s what I had to do. I found that using the toy for too long at higher speeds left me feeling overstimulated and almost numb.

Quality

The materials used for this toy are interesting. They’re not what you usually find in wands these days. The head is coated in silicone as usual, the silicone there has a nice matte finish and is fairly soft without much give. It is non-toxic, non-odor, and body and skin safe. The give is all in the neck. However, the plastic handle feels cheap. It’s lightweight and possibly has other technical advantages that I’m unaware of. But, feeling the seam of the plastic run up the side of the handle just doesn’t feel luxurious. I don’t think this quality outweighs the toy's performance, though.

Price

The Oliver James Large Wand Massager sells for $23.99 on Amazon. Considering the performance and quality of the toy, I’m genuinely shocked. For the price, I don’t think you can do better.

Performance

This toy leaves nothing to be desired. I love a wand that works as a body massager and sex toy. With its size, the Oliver James Large Wand is perfect for sore muscles, a tight neck, or really anywhere. It covers enough ground and is powerful enough actually to work on larger body parts. As a personal massager, it’s excellent as well. I found it reliable and simple to use. Even my partner had an easy time using it on me. And the size is great for partner play because you can hold it from a distance without having to contort or wedge your hand somewhere.

Packaging

The Oliver James Wand’s packaging is so fun and flirty. It’s brightly colored and by no means discrete. But, if you’re ordering a footlong sex toy, discrete might not be your top priority. However, the toy does come with a storage bag, allowing you to keep it all to yourself. The wand comes with a USB-compatible charger, storage bag, and user manual.

Materials and care

Because the toy is only water resistant, it’s advised to clean the Oliver James Wand with an anti-bacterial, non-scented wet wipe or gently with soap and water. Do not soak the wand in water. Charging takes only 2 hours to reach a full battery life of nearly 5 hours.

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    NastyGod1
    Mar 30, 2025
    I would love to try this out very much so
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